If someone had asked him at that moment to describe the hideous creature, he would have told them it was a wolf, and a very strange wolf at that, for the creature was walking on its hind legs, its front paws clawing the air with distinct malice in mind.
And then, as the monster threw its head back and howled at the full moon, Victor finally did what any sane man in his position would have done: he uttered a broken cry of anguish and terror, dropped his bike, and ran off in the opposite direction as fast as his weak-kneed legs would carry him.
The monster, meanwhile, instead of pouncing on this easy prey—this plump and juicy victim—continued howling at that big ball of cheese in the sky, then turned on its mighty heel and vanished into the woods, presumably eager to scare another drunkard.
Chapter 2
Marge Poole was cleaning her attic. She’d long wanted to take a broom and a duster to the cluttered space and get rid of some of the stuff that had been piling up there for years, but had never found the time—or the willpower. But when she’d been up there the week before and had almost been crushed by a falling stack of books, she’d decided to tackle the matter head-on. So she’d changed into a set of old clothes, had tied a scarf around her head, and had mounted those stairs with a take-no-prisoners attitude.
And she’d just gone through the first rickety rack, when she’d come upon an old photo album and had been idly leafing through it with a wistful expression on her face.
The pictures in the album were of her and her first boyfriend Jock Farnsworth. She’d known Jock long before she’d ever met her current husband Tex, and seeing those old photos of her and Jock brought back a lot of memories.
And she’d been sitting there reminiscing, having forgotten all about attics that needed to be cleaned out, when a voice suddenly sounded from downstairs.
“Mom! Are you up there? Mom?”
“Up here, honey!” she shouted.
Her daughter Odelia’s head came peeping up through the attic door, a quizzical look on her face. “What are you doing?” she asked, glancing around at the cluttered space. “Yikes. Someone needs to clean this mess up.”
“Well, I was, actually,” said Marge, “but then I came upon this album full of old pictures and I kind of lost track of time.”
Odelia joined her and took the album. “Is that you? You look so young!”
“I do, don’t I? I was even younger than you are in these pictures. Sixteen, seventeen.”
“And who’s that guy with you?”
“Jock Farnsworth. We were boyfriend and girlfriend two summers long, until he broke it off and hooked up with Grace Beasley instead.” She still felt the sting of betrayal at the memory, even though she’d hardly thought about Jock or Grace for years.
“Jock Farnsworth, as in chicken wing king Jock Farnsworth?”
“Didn’t I tell you about him? I thought I did. Or maybe I didn’t. Yes, Jock and I were together for a while, until we weren’t. But then I met your dad and so all’s well that ends well. If I’d stayed with Jock I’d never have met Tex, so it was all for the best—even though I didn’t see it that way at the time.”
“Imagine that,” said Odelia as she leafed through the album. “The richest man in Hampton Cove could have been my dad.”
Marge laughed. “Yeah, I guess he could have been.”
“Are they still together, Jock and this Grace person?”
“Last time I heard they were.”
“I think I’ve seen his daughter at the office once. She’s Dan’s goddaughter.”
“Oh, that’s right. Isn’t Jock one of the Gazette’s main sponsors?”
“He is. Dan owes a great deal to the Farnsworth chicken wing bling.”
“Well, it’s all ancient history to me,” said Marge, closing the photo album and coughing at the cloud of dust this stirred up. “Want to help me clean up?”
“I can’t. I have a meeting with Dan. He told me to come down to the office pronto.”
“Did something happen?”
“No idea. Usually when it does he tells me over the phone.”
“Better get going then. You know Dan doesn’t like to be kept waiting.”
“Are you sure you’ll be able to handle this, Mom? If you keep going down memory lane, you’ll never get this finished.”
“Oh, I’ll be fine,” said Marge. “I’ll ask your dad to give me a hand when he gets home.”
Odelia descended the creaky stairs and Marge put the photo album in a box with stuff she intended to keep, then took a deep breath and tackled the attic with renewed fervor, this time vowing not to let the ghosts of her dead past snag her attention again.
The Jock episode was ancient history. She’d long ago forgiven him for dumping her for Grace and she now decided not to devote another minute of her time to the man.
“Slow down, Victor,” said Chase. “You’re not making any sense.”
Chief Alec had walked into the interview room and took a seat on the edge of the table. “Still drunk, huh? I thought a night in the drunk tank would have sobered you up.”
“I’m not drunk, Chief!” said Victor. “I’m stone-cold sober!” His eyes were wide and red-rimmed, and his large mustache was trembling.
“He’s drunk,” said Chase. “He just told me the same story he told the desk sergeant last night.”
“About the werewolf?” Alec grunted.
“It was a werewolf, I swear!” said Victor. “I saw it as clearly as I’m seeing you! He was standing not ten feet away from me, growling and howling and he had these claws, at least three inches long, and his teeth were glittering and dripping with saliva!”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” said Alec. “I think it’s time for you to head on home, buddy.”
“But I really saw it! It was going to attack me but I was too quick. I ran and ran and I came straight here—but when I told them what happened they didn’t believe me!”
“I know you came straight here, and my desk sergeant put you straight into the lockup, as you were drunk out of your skull, Victor.”
“I had a few too many to drink, that’s true,” Victor allowed, “but as soon as I saw that monster I sobered up. I swear I’m telling you the truth, Chief. You have to believe me.”
Chief Alec exchanged a look of understanding with his deputy, and Chase got up. “Let’s get you out of here,” he told Victor.
“But… aren’t you going to finish taking my statement? People need to be warned. You need to call in the army—the National Guard—the FBI!”
“We’ll call in Mulder and Scully,” said Chase, as he clasped a heavy hand on the man’s shoulder. “And you can tell them all about your encounter with that nasty werewolf.”
“And while I talk to this Mully Sculder, you’ll hunt that beast down, won’t you?”
“Oh, of course we will, Victor,” said the Chief with a grin. “We’ll go after that thing with everything we’ve got—don’t you worry. This is now my number one priority.”
“When the reporters show up, tell them I saw it first, will you? And make sure they spell my name right. That’s Victor with a C. And Ball with a B.”
“Let’s go, Victor with a C,” said Chase, and led the man out of the room.
“What a nut,” Alec muttered.
Chapter 3
“Just look at it, Max, Just take a good, close look.”
I didn’t have to take a good, close look. Even from a distance I knew what it was: dog poo.
“It’s a disgrace,” said Shanille. “An absolute disgrace.”
“You’re not wrong,” I said.
Even though Shanille had come to us with the problem, depositing it in our laps, so to speak, she wasn’t the first one to have noticed an issue that was troubling the entire feline community.