“I’m afraid I’ll have to take a rain check, girls,” said Harriet. “But you go ahead and have a great time. I’m sure you and Love Symbol will get along like a house on fire.”
Diego gave her a slight shrug, as if to say, ‘Your loss, babe,’ and Harriet gave him a little wave.
“If you change your mind...” said Princess as she hopped into the limo.
“I won’t,” said Harriet, and watched with satisfaction as three fleas hopped onto Princess’s silky fur, while several dozen other happy volunteers made the jump to Beca, Chloe, Aubrey and Amy. The Most Flawless Cats in the World were flea-less no more.
She watched the limo door close and the car drive off into the night, and as she walked back to her friends, she suddenly felt such a sense of relief she had to laugh. And when she saw Brutus, Max and Dooley patiently waiting, she knew she’d made the right decision. She might be a small-town cat in a small-town world but she was also a happy cat in a happy town, filled with life and love and laughter and all the friends and loving humans a cat could ever wish for.
And now she also had a flea. Then again, she kinda loved those baths Odelia, Marge and Grandma had been giving them. One stroke of the comb and that flea would be a goner. In the most humane and kindest way possible, of course.
“What happened?” asked Dooley as they walked away.
“Yeah, you didn’t give us the sign,” said Max.
“I’m glad you didn’t,” said Brutus. “I’m glad you didn’t get into that limo.”
She gave him her sweetest smile. “I’m glad I didn’t get in, too, snookums.”
And as they slowly made their way home, and she revealed to them the true identity of Hampton Cove’s Patient Zero, that feeling of despondency and gloom that had settled over her after meeting the Most Interesting Cats in the World gradually ebbed away.
Princess and her troupe might be interesting cats, even the most interesting ones, but they were also mean cats. And now they were flea cats, which served them right.
“You think Odelia might be persuaded to set up a cat show in town?” she asked now.
“Oh, sure,” said Brutus. “And you’ll be the star, love sponge.”
“You’ll be amazing, Harriet,” Dooley assured her. “The whole town will come out to watch and Odelia will put your picture on the front page of the Hampton Cove Gazette.”
“Yeah, it will be the best show ever,” said Max. “The Most Interesting Show in the World starring the Most Interesting Cat in the World.”
“That’s all right,” she said. “I’ll settle for the Most Interesting Show in Town. As long as you are there I’m happy.” She sighed contentedly. “You know I love you guys, right?”
“And we love you right back, Harriet,” said Dooley reverently.
In response, she gave the Biggest Harriet Admirer in the World a peck on the cheek and Dooley actually whimpered. Brutus merely shook his head good-naturedly and intertwined his tail with hers. “What brought all this on?” he asked softly as they fell back behind the others.
“The moon, probably,” she said as she glanced up at that big, white, round ball of cheese hovering in the skies over the roofs of Hampton Cove. “But now I’m okay again.”
“Welcome back,” said Brutus. “Wanna go steady?”
She laughed. “I thought we already were!”
He grinned happily. “Just checking. In case Diego had turned your head again.”
She gazed at her boyfriend earnestly. “No cat will ever make me turn my head again, Brutus. You’re my soulmate. I see that now.”
“Promise?” he asked in a small voice.
“Promise,” she said, and watched as her flea jumped onto Brutus’s back, then back to her. And for a moment she thought the flea looked at her, shook its tiny head, rolled its tiny eyes, then jumped to a passing dog. Even Diego’s fleas knew she was done with that cat.
And good riddance, too.
Chapter 11
That night we all took our positions on Odelia’s sofas, Harriet and Brutus snuggling together on the love seat, Dooley and I side by side next to Odelia, and Chase right next to her. The TV had been switched on, and the movie selection had been made.
After the stirring events of the past few days, a nice movie night was exactly what we needed. Harriet seemed herself again, and had handled the confrontation with Diego perfectly, Odelia had checked us all for fleas and had declared us flea-free once more, and things were finally settling back into their usual routine, just the way I liked it.
“I still can’t believe Diego was Patient Zero,” said Dooley. “I mean, I really thought we’d seen the last of that cat.”
“I think now we may have,” I said.
Harriet had told Marge about her encounter with the fleabag, and Marge had called her brother Chief Alec who’d called Kitty Nala and told her to give her cat the necessary anti-flea treatment or else he’d never allow him to set paw in Hampton Cove again. I didn’t think any chief of police could ban a cat from his territory, but still. After word had spread that Diego was Patient Zero, the number of Hampton Cove cats willing to step into his ‘Love Symbol’ limo had dwindled and by now had reached the nice number of... zero.
“So what movie are we watching?” asked Chase, stretching his long legs.
“I think you’re going to like this one,” said Odelia. “Grandma picked it.”
Chase started. “Grandma? I thought she was staying with your mom tonight.”
“I changed my mind,” said Grandma, joining us from the kitchen, two big bowls of popcorn in her arms. “You kids need watching, and I for one am not prepared to forgo my sacred duty just because Marge invited me to talk about moving back in with her.”
Chase gave Odelia a look of despair. “I thought... that was a done deal?”
“Oh, you thought you’d get rid of me that easy, huh?” said Grandma. “Like it or not, young Chase, I’m here to stay and keep those hormones of yours in check. Now scoot.” And she wedged herself in between her granddaughter and Chase, much to the latter’s dismay.
“So what movie did you pick?” asked Brutus, taking a break from nuzzling Harriet.
“Oh, it’s a corker,” Gran said. “You’ll love it. It’s even got cats in it.”
Dooley nudged me excitedly. “It’s got cats in it, Max! I love movies with cats in it!”
We all love movies with cats in it. The more the merrier. But as we watched, the first indication that the movie might not be what we’d anticipated came five minutes in, when a bunch of scary-looking spiders bit their human to death in a terribly graphic scene.
“What’s the name of this movie, Gran?” asked Odelia with a worried frown.
“Eight Legged Freaks,” said Gran. “There’s this great scene where a kitty cat has a fight with this big-ass spider and they both get electrocuted. Ya gotta see it to believe it!”
She was right. You had to see it to believe it. All through the movie those ‘big-ass spiders’ chased a bunch of humans all over town and even into some old mining shafts, until the heroes of the movie killed all the spiders and then the cavalry showed up and the movie was over. And while I love movie night at Odelia’s, this was not a movie I’d care to remember. Dooley, who’d kept his eyes closed throughout most of the carnage—especially after the death of Zeke, the kitty cat in question, now opened them again.
“Is it finished?”
“Yeah, it’s finished.”
“Did Zeke survive?”
“Um...”
He shivered. “Imagine what would happen if those tiny little fleas grew into giant fleas, just like in the movie. Imagine what they would do to us, Max. They’d eat us alive!”
“I don’t think I want to imagine, Dooley. Especially after watching this movie.”
“They would start eating cats, humans, dogs—everything!”