Carlos came into the barn, looked at everyone in surprise and weariness.
Joan, always thoughtful, said, “Carlos, can we do anything for you?”
He shook his head. To keep from crying—for he liked Charly, who was a good boss—he went into Frederick the Great’s stall and rubbed down the horse, who kept casting his big eyes up at Miss Nasty. The ignominy of carrying that monkey on his back grated on his nerves. As for Charly, Frederick could smell he was dead when he fell off and hit the ground. He wouldn’t miss Charly, for he worked him too hard. In fact, Frederick was rather glad he was dead.
Booty came in, then Ward and Benny followed.
The others looked at them but said nothing.
Booty picked up the bottle of champagne. “Let’s drink to Charly’s recovery. He’d hate it if we let this go to waste.” He handed the bottle to Joan, but she politely declined.
Harry, Fair, and Renata also passed.
“I don’t think Charly’s health can be restored,” Renata claimed.
“He’ll be fine.” Booty offered the bottle to Ward, who took a swig. “He’s tough as bad weather.”
Benny then took a sip of the wonderful champagne.
“He’s dead,” Renata said.
“How do you know?” Booty didn’t want the mood to further plummet. He took a deep drink when Benny handed the bottle back. “Did you call the hospital? Actually, they wouldn’t tell you, because you’re not family.”
“I just know.” She was beyond tears, feeling a bit numb.
“Now, Renata, he’ll be fine. I know you’re mad at him and—”
“What about me!” Miss Nasty shrieked.
“There you are, my pretty.” Booty pretended that he wasn’t mad at her.
“ME, ME, ME, and I have this sparkle on my chest!”
She crept down, her eyes on Pewter, but she kept just out of Booty’s reach. Bottle in hand, he coaxed her. “Good girl.” Then he saw the Baccarat fluted glass on its side. “That was dumb. Could have used the glass.” He picked it up and poured a little champagne in it before anyone could stop him.
He held out the champagne glass to Miss Nasty to tempt her, but he had no intention of giving it to her. Being much faster and stronger than Booty imagined, she eagerly grabbed the glass with both paws and yanked it from his fingers. She gulped down half the contents, spilling the rest.
“No!” Booty yelled. Then she hopped around in circles, defying the cats, just beyond Booty’s grasp or anyone else’s. They kept still, both out of horror and because she’d race up to the rafters again.
She swaggered near Pewter. “I told you I had the pin. What do you have? Worms!” Shrieking with delight, she sped around the gray cat as Mrs. Murphy, Tucker, and Cookie tensed to grab her if they could.
“Dungdot,” Pewter hissed.
“You were the dungdot. You looked lovely in horse poop. You should wear more.” Miss Nasty spun around to dash into a stall to find a suitably large piece of poop.
She spun smack into Spike, who had been silently creeping up behind her.
“Hello, my pretty,” he said with menace, echoing Booty’s name for her, as he pounced, both paws around the monkey, fangs sunk in her neck.
She howled, her arms and legs, even her tail, standing stiff, then she died.
“Hooray,” Pewter cheered.
Spike shook her like a rag doll, breaking her neck, then dropped her. “Death to vermin!”
Booty, distraught, ran to his pet, as Pewter did, too.
“Pewter, you get back here,” Harry ordered.
“I want to make sure she’s dead.” Pewter stopped midway to her goal.
“Let’s drive a stake through her heart,” Cookie suggested.
Booty picked up the lifeless monkey and said, “Oh, Miss Nasty.”
Sheriff Cody finally appeared. Renata and Ward noticed him as he was making his way down from the other barns.
“What’s the sheriff want?” Ward wondered.
Harry should have kept her mouth shut, but she blurted out, “Booty, you tried to stop Miss Nasty from drinking out of the glass.”
Holding Miss Nasty in his arms like a baby, he looked hard at Harry. “I—”
“You knew the glass was coated in poison.” She let her anger get the better of her.
Ward suddenly got it and said, “You son of a bitch, you tried to kill me!” He lunged for Booty.
Much as Booty loved Miss Nasty, dead was dead. He needed to save himself. He flung her body hard in Ward’s face, then turned to run out the back of the barn.
Cookie and Tucker easily kept apace with him, biting his ankles as he ran.
“Death from the ankles down.” Joan couldn’t help it, she burst out laughing.
Benny tore after Ward, who had regained his balance to chase Booty.
Sheriff Cody walked into the barn, looked down at Miss Nasty, and just caught sight of Benny at the far entrance to the barn.
Fair said, “Booty. It’s Booty. They’re after him.”
The sheriff pulled out his gun but walked the length of the barn as he called his men on his phone. Sooner or later, Booty would be trapped.
Pewter pounced on Miss Nasty’s body. “Dead! Whoopee.”
Spike grinned his snaggle-toothed grin.
The cats didn’t need to pretend they weren’t thrilled at Miss Nasty being dispatched by Spike and the poison. Mrs. Murphy, Pewter, Spike, and the barn cats surrounded the hateful creature.
Harry strode over. “Leave her alone.” She unfastened Joan’s pin and handed it back to her.
Renata said, “That ginger cat won’t die, will he? I mean, he bit into Miss Nasty.”
“He’ll be fine.” Fair figured Spike didn’t chew her or bite deep.
A shot rang out in the parking lot. Everyone ran to the far end of the barn in time to see Booty, blood pouring down his leg, hopping away. Ward and Benny tackled him, Ward pulling his right arm up behind his back. Sheriff Cody walked up, as did the deputy who’d shot Booty, moving from the opposite direction.
Pewter, Mrs. Murphy, Spike, and the barn cats had run down to that end of the barn, too.
Mrs. Murphy looked from Booty to Miss Nasty. “No more monkey business.”
T he white truck, loaded and ready to go, sat in the Kalarama drive.
Harry and Fair had come to say good-bye to Joan and Larry at nine A.M. on Sunday morning. Clients and customers would start showing up around ten. The two weeks between Shelbyville and Louisville heated up business, as did the weeks following the Kentucky State Fair.
Krista, on deck, had the sitting room clean. A small breakfast buffet had been squeezed on the coffee counter, pot already bubbling outside her office door.
Harry, Fair, Joan, and Larry were drinking coffee and tea and eating doughnuts. Harry, not much for sweets, found she craved sugar this morning.
Harry and Fair sat on the sofa, Mrs. Murphy, Pewter, and Tucker right with them. Joan sat opposite, and Larry kept popping in and out from the long main aisle to confer with Manuel.
“Would you have guessed?” Harry asked Joan, since Joan knew the people involved better than Harry did. They both had run out to the parking lot last night when Booty bolted for his freedom. Once shot, Booty couldn’t move. They heard everything as they drew close to him.
Joan tapped the edge of the heavy mug, maroon with “Kalarama” emblazoned on its side in gold. “I thought it was Ward at first. He’s young, needs money, and he did take Queen Esther from Jorge—that was conjecture, but I was pretty sure that’s how it happened, and now we know.”
In pain and knowing the game was up, Booty confessed at the parking lot while waiting for the medics. Like many people, when hope was lost he just babbled. Ward, standing right there, didn’t deny that he was in business with Booty and Charly, especially since Booty pointed the finger at him. Better to confess to smuggling illegal workers than be thought a murderer. Ward came clean about stealing, so to speak, Queen Esther.