It is difficult to imagine anything more beautiful, aesthetic and seductive at the same time.
Loving trump stuck out his eyes and exclaimed:
- Wow! Just aerobatics!
Putin replied more calmly:
- I've never seen so many beauties!
A huge girl with a multicolored hairdo and a crown appeared before the presidents. She was not simply beautiful, there is no so say nothing not say. It was a real, bright, fascinating, dazzling deity.
The girl hissed:
- Men! Now we will give you new bodies, and we will send to the parallel universe! Swear that you will fulfill the order given to you.
Trump grinned and replied:
Do you believe in the power of the oath?
The goddess snarled menacingly and roared.:
"If you deceive us, we will burn The earth." All your relatives and friends will be killed. I offer you eternal life and power! You will get us what we need for our civilization!
Trump winked at the girl and said conciliatory:
Don't boil! We will do what you ask! In exchange for immortality and power!
Putin modestly noticed:
- But you can't negotiate the language of threats! And I would like you to do something for humanity.
Goddess smiled and answered:
- Humanity? I can give eternal youth to all people, but what about resettlement?
Trump with a sly smile offered:
- But if the Ground to do more? That would be awesome!
Putin gave a sly wink and added:
And this planet is growing, without increasing the gravity, and that it always covered the sun. - Then Russian President corrected himself and said. - That was many suns, which also would breed division and always lit up the Earth. Planet, on which a permanent summer, and rains go, when need to and the total number of resources immeasurably.
The goddess grinned and grew even bigger. Waves swept across space. Girl-the demiurge boomed:
- What do you think that it is possible and to sit on the head! But I can bring you down to such a hell that Dante will seem an innocent child!
Millions of girls threw up their fists and screamed:
- There are no irreplaceable people! Find other fighters!
Putin and trump felt as if they were squeezed by an invisible Anaconda. And it really hurt. And it burned like a hot iron. Presidents are in a tight spot.
The girl in the sparkling with all the colors of the rainbow crown, chirped:
- My last word - eternal youth for you personally, and the power of the planet! In case of failure, you will experience pain in a billion dimensions, a trillion circles of hell will pass!
The two presidents looked at each other. Wink... In fact can the mouse in the cat's claws to bargain? I heard the tortured:
- I agree! No other way!
The girl in the crown has decreased dramatically, and was the same height with trump and Putin. Her wonderful beauty is unique, and even apparently Leonardo DaVinci can not afford to capture this. The girl stamped her heel and chirped.
- You are going to fly with me... I will give you what the old men of the planet earth dream!
Here trump could not resist the question:
- Why do we only see girls? Don't you have any men?
The beauty in the crown put a finger to her lips and said in a half-voice:
- That's it... the Only pulsating, the jade phallus disappeared. And only a man can find it!
Even Putin could not resist and whistled:
- Wow! And it happens!
The scenery has changed. Blew an icy wind, and they were in huge, consisting of some mirrors spherical shape of the hall.
Now the Queen was barefoot, and leaving behind delicate traces on the mirror surface.
With each step, the goddess of the female world grew in size and became more transparent.
Trump mumbled:
- Okay ... so she's even sexier!
The Queen girl ran to the mirror wall and disappeared. There was a gentle voice:
- Now let's start...
A Golden stream of light poured over the two presidents. And the rays seemed material like a jet of rain. Trump, feeling tickled, laughed...
Putin was more reserved.
It was both pleasant and disturbing. The presidents mechanically joined hands.
Putin felt the firm handshake of trump. And then something new in the body.
Indeed something changed. In fact, their bodies were becoming increasingly blurry, as if the water was blurring the paint. And the flesh itself turned into rubber, or jelly. However, the feeling was very pleasant and even invigorating. You're becoming like butter yourself.
Putin thought that something similar he felt, having received a post of the Prime Minister, and Yeltsin's successor. It was a little unexpected.
Then the Director of the FSB was just afraid that it will be removed for the fact that his office missed the RAID by the militants in Dagestan. And how pleased that fell into the hands of enormous power. And even the Communists did not dare to put a spoke in the wheel!
The rays of light that tickled the two presidents constantly changed their color. And it became hot like boiling water, but rather bitter. The image of trump and Putin finally blurred and became indistinguishable.