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   Stalin-Putin cast a glance at the sky and involuntarily coughed: well, why did he think that this is all Scandinavia, if the crystal dome is decorated with only three suns. Everything!!! Ha ha ha! He probably wanted to say three! It is even surprising that with such solar activity here so cool and even on masts frost appears. But the girls are warriors, how can they not be cold so naked? Her bare legs were raskraskami, but faces smiling. The beauties themselves are simply charming, they have so much charm. Such a glamorous crew.

  But thoughts were interrupted, pulling a whistle from the upper deck. I heard a loud voice:

  - The enemies slightly to the left ahead of us!

  Stella in response to the command:

  - Tack sharply to the right!

  Stalin-Putin approved:

  - Correctly. There we would rather palsecam!

  The galley was sailing, but with it she had oars. Stalin-Putin was again surprised-rowers could not be seen, the galley went forward, as if by itself. And it was quite amazing. Stalin-Putin is putting on the oars without the rowers, asked:

  - Is it magic?

  Stella suddenly became sad and reluctantly replied:

   It's perfume!

  - Perfume? What kind of perfume? -Stalin-Putin Was Surprised.

  Stella nervously jerked her head:

  - These are the souls of our men. The bodies were taken away by the underworld, and the soul, having lost its flesh, can only help us in peaceful Affairs. Like rowing.

  Stalin-Putin shook his head:

  - It's not exactly my idea of what the dead can do.

  Stella here already decided to show off knowledge:

  - The dead, or rather dead in the flesh can do a lot, and know and know not only what they knew in life, but also remember the experience of their previous incarnations. But not those whose bodies were taken by the underworld, for their souls are cursed!

  Stalin-Putin shot:

  - Curse his soul - suffering body! How are you not tired!

  Stella chuckled thinly.:

  - What the body is accustomed to! Into the blackness of the smoke is not visible Paradise, but to the Inferno used body! So maiden of love, you choose your path and fight boldly for the cause!

  In confirmation of her words because of the ice emerged a vessel of the enemy. It was a ship that looked like an inverted turtle with a shell to the bottom and a belly to the top. Instead of sails sticking out ... the steam pipe, however, the smoke from them is not cut down, but the hole was covered by a very nasty skull. Stella whistled.:

  - Wow! Lyrical spied a-cats danced!

  Stalin-Putin took two scimitars from his belt and roared:

  - Well, my daughter - tear apart!

  But on the deck appeared the enemy team. They really were real goats with cockroaches. Imagine an insect with a goat's head in its hands instead of a sword or a sword holding a ... a chef's scoop. Well, styles, not to say creepy, but funny. Stalloc whistled:

   The propeller!

  Stella invitingly moved her tongue, well, just a Viper, only much prettier:

  - You little bastards. - Ton warrior suddenly became above - the little flowers of the forest that look at me like blue?

  Galera, where you raced girls, after these words, suddenly accelerated sharply, and the warrior screamed. Stella has even become the captain-the Fuhrer:

  Such brave warriors as you take enemies prisoner smile, and we are heart-rending, girlish squeal!

  Stalin-Putin has grinned:

  - As the one that is learning!

  . CHAPTER 4

  Acting President of Russia Medvedev declared a ten-day mourning for the death of Vladimir Putin. It really was a national grief. Although many and reveled. Especially the opposition. All leaders were fed up with the domination of one person, and representatives of various movements hoped for a revival of the political situation.

  The nationalists even happy - the previous President took away from them the lion's share of the electorate, and even persecuted. In the West, there are hopes for change. In Ukraine, generally held celebrations on the occasion of a joyful event. The Communists, too, were delighted, so their morally were strangled. Indeed, the right regime, and many left-wing citizens vote for the President. It is intolerable to the Communists. Such popularity of socialism and such low interest rates.

  Zhirinovsky has put on a sorrow in front of the screen. But then he announced the convening of the Congress. It's time for the campaign. And there is a chance to significantly improve their results. Unless, of course, force majeure.

  However, many politicians moved. The colossus collapsed, and everyone else seemed not-so-scary competitors. And each of them thought: I'm not bad. Who knows if the Russian people will like me?

  So all of a sudden, the political field shook. And after the New year there were many candidates for President of Russia. Among them were pop stars. In particular, we decided to try the Basque and Bilan, and Vitas. Why not? After all, this kind of advertising! Some writers also moved into politics, and thus wanted to raise the circulation of books.