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Hitler-trump walked confidently into the dining room. Although the Fuhrer was a vegetarian, his table was quite sumptuous: pineapples, melons, peeled bananas, kiwis, mangoes, and a mixture of orange slices with black caviar. Well that's not bad: he is now one of The strongest and most influential rulers of the earth. And by establishing a Pro-German regime in Britain and defeating the United States, it can become the most influential! And what was he: just a military pensioner who never rose higher, not the most enviable rank! But of course he was annoyed that various types are much dumber and less erudite than he is; received the rank of General! No wonder the symbol of the General was an empty barrel! Like the enterprising servant in the famous Comedy: the marriage of Figaro; to get ahead wisely? Servile mediocre, that's who rules the ball! And he will show everyone that he can manage better than Hitler... Personality, undoubtedly charismatic and not ordinary! True, the Fuhrer was certainly not a genius in the true sense of the word, understanding many issues - especially scientific and technical ones-very mediocre. In particular, Hitler did not evaluate in time the capabilities of jet aircraft, atomic bombs, rocket artillery, radar equipment, tanks with the location of the transmission along with the engine, the inclined arrangement of armor plates(although the latter was already used in the first world war in the famous Maccabees!). However, you can list the Fuhrer's mistakes for a long time, but... If during the passage of columns with German equipment in the Anders, they were hit by a massive air strike, and then cut down heavy and medium British and French tanks, then the Fuhrer's plan would be called a gross strategic miscalculation. However, everything is relative, it is not yet known what they will say about him if Stalin attacks.</p>
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The billionaire Fuhrer ate with fine gold Cutlery, taking his time, so he continued to think about the future strategy. One of the possibilities in particular would be peace with Britain, since it seems that Germany has already won the war... But this would mean giving their opponents a break, and the United States time to build an atomic bomb. No, it was necessary to defeat America before it had a chance to launch mass production of annihilation weapons! On the other hand, the USSR must also fight, that only the Third Reich and Japan will shed blood, and Stalin will pick up the wreckage? But how do you get a cunning Asian to join the war? After all, it is profitable for him to sit on a palm tree and wait for the fall of coconuts?</p>
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Aide-de-Camp Schechter, a tall, fair-haired warrior, served a fruit cake on the table and asked the Fuhrer:</p>
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"Would you like some orange juice or tea?"</p>
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The Fuhrer said briefly,</p>
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" Orange with mango and avocado!"</p>
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The Aryan girls serving at the table flashed their bare legs, hurrying to obey the Fuhrer's order...</p>
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Hitler-trump looking at their synchronized movements, thought that it was still strange that the Germans lost the Second world war, and to a greater extent it was the Soviet red army. After all, he himself observed the state to which the Soviet army was reduced under Gorbachev and precisely under Eltsin, when Russian troops washed their faces in blood during the Chechen campaign. This was generally a disgrace to the army, before which the whole world had recently trembled. So that the army equipped with the latest technology loses to the militia? This is nonsense! This could only be on purpose. Stalin himself, it must be admitted, learned from his defeats, he tried to take into account the realities of the war, and not obediently follow a pre-laid course. In General, the opinion of experts is a relative concept, because they are bound by limited human knowledge. After all, many of Hitler's decisions also seemed adventurous to professionals. Yes, and Hitler himself achieved success only at first, in the future it became insufficient justification for these decisions. But on the other hand, intuitive validity is also a very controversial thing, because a person can make mistakes. But in any case, the war with the USSR is a big gamble and if we assume excessive caution of Stalin, it is best to beat, and Britain specifically. The English lion is a creature that must be tamed. And the main thing is to do it before the dominions get involved. Psychologically, the rulers of the dominions are pragmatic, they think what is the point of them to go to war with the mighty and victorious Third Reich! So that their boys and girls die for the sake of the already hated Britain.... Who needs this from the dominions?</p>
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The conclusion is clear even for them! It's another matter if the Third Reich wins! Then the wavering fighters take his side! And what about all these satellites, they are also kind of pragmatists. Who wants to die for someone else's metropolis! On the other hand, a lot depends on who wins, who is not sure and sluggishly slow down, lean in favor of Hitler. And what are the winners that inspire the most confidence? But for the winners, the best share will be decided, the next fights, they will show that the crushing victories over France were not an accident.</p>
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It is good to drink juice mixed with several fruits; Donald trump was a principled opponent of drinking and a supporter of a healthy lifestyle. The fact that Hitler wanted to ban Smoking and drinking in the Third Reich caused the SS captain, a stormy approval, but during the war, you can not do prohibition; the country needs financial revenues! And in General, a person, and a reasonable person, should have free will, including doing wrong! Moreover, the concept of right and wrong; very relative... For example, if Hitler drank a little alcohol, relieving stress, then the second world war would not have happened! After all, all diseases are caused by nerves, and alcohol perfectly relieves stress... Although on the other hand, drunkenness is a huge evil that has destroyed many talented people; Vysotsky, Yesenin, Pasternak and others... That Hitler for all his life got drunk only once and after that tough with a hangover and swore off from this business! Although after the rallies and during them, I still drank a few glasses of beer to cheer up. The vegetarian diet, however, did the Fuhrer good, he began to sweat less and feel better. But the abuse of anfetamine of course affected... But so far, they are only given to Hitler in the morning, and he has not had time to properly poison himself with them!</p>
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When the Fuhrer finished his meal, he gave orders:</p>
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"tomorrow I have meetings with leading designers in the field of tanks and aircraft. In addition, you need to specifically talk to the inventor Lippish. Something to teach it a lesson! You understand me!</p>