“Which means he’s either a Q1 or a Q3.”
“Yes.”
“Well,” said Vic, “if he’s already a Q1, then we don’t have to—”
“But he’s not.”
“How can you be sure? If he is, then he’s already in the state we need him to be in—and if you knock him down, he’ll boot up as a psychopath, and I frankly don’t want one of those here in my apartment.”
“He’s not a psychopath. He’s riven by guilt. For God’s sakes, he—” I was going to say he tried to kill himself over it—but he didn’t; I tried to kill him. And, damn it all, maybe Vic was right: at least to hear Menno tell it, he had pretty much mindlessly done everything Dominic Adler had suggested all those years ago.
I tried to think of something like the Turing test that could distinguish between a p-zed and a quick—but so had every philosopher who had ever grappled with David Chalmers’s thought experiment. Of course, with our real p-zeds—philosophical zombies exhibiting differences—there could, in principle, be some way to identify a Q1 as definitively as my microsaccades test can identify a Q2, but we certainly hadn’t worked out any such thing yet. No, there simply was no way to be sure short of plunking Menno down in front of Vic’s beamline. “You can test him when we get to the Light Source,” I said, “but we have to operate on the assumption that he is what he says he is. If Menno isn’t going to revive from being knocked down, we’ll need to find someone else.”
Vic considered for a few moments, then Menno emerged at the end of the hall, being led toward us by Pax. “Well,” he said when we were all together again, “shall we get started?”
“You’re sure you want to do this?” I asked.
“You’re not a religious man, Jim; I am. I know I’ll have to answer for everything I’ve done in this life—and I also know that this life isn’t the end. So, yes, I’m sure.” He crouched, bringing himself to eye level with the German shepherd. “Good girl,” he said, rubbing the top of her head. “You’ve been such a good girl.” Pax licked his face, and he patted her once more, then, with bones that creaked loud enough that I could hear them, he rose. “I’m ready.”
We led Menno to the living-room couch, which, like all the furniture here, was on the smallish size, but he managed to fit by tucking his knees up toward his belly. I went to my carry-on rolly bag, which I’d brought with me when we’d come up from the car, and got the two transcranial-ultrasound-stimulation pucks; Vic, meanwhile, fetched the quantum tuning fork.
“Menno…” I said, taking his hand.
“Two small steps for a man,” he said. “Two giant leaps for mankind.” He tightened his grip. “Goodbye, Padawan.”
And then he let go, removed his dark, dark glasses, folded them carefully, and offered them to me. I took them, put them on a teak table next to the couch, and then looked at his artificial eyes, utterly convincing, even this close, except for their preternatural stillness and lack, at this late hour, of redness.
During the eight-hour car trip, he’d instructed me on how to activate and position the TUS pucks, and I did just as he’d told me to, sliding the switches on their circumferences, taking one puck in each hand, making sure the emitter surfaces were facing out, and pressing them against his temples, and—
—and Professor Emeritus Menno Warkentin’s head lolled to the side, eyes still open, mouth now agape. I snapped my fingers by one of his ears, but there was no reaction whatsoever.
“Okay,” I said. “If he doesn’t boot up on his own by the morning, we can try the tuning fork.”
Vic gestured at two dark-red easy chairs facing each other on the opposite side of the room. I sat in one; she took the other. From outside, despite all the police cruisers we’d seen earlier, we could hear the sounds of breaking glass and gunshots, and, now that “O Canada” was obsolete, the new national anthem: a discordant symphony of car alarms.
“Thanks for everything, Vic,” I said. “I’m glad you get it. I—I thought Kayla would understand, but…” I lifted my shoulders. “But she couldn’t get past her own world, thinking only about Ryan, and—”
“Me, too,” said Vic, sitting in the other chair.
“What?” I said.
“Me, too. I’m thinking about Ryan.”
“Well, I am, as well, but…”
“But this is the right thing for her,” said Vic. “And for Ross. And for your sister. And for so many more.”
“But… but Kayla said Ryan is a Q3.”
Vic nodded. “Because I told her that. She had to stand near Ryan, comforting her, when she was on the beamline. And when just one spike came up, well…”
My heart fluttered. I thought back to what Vic had said to me at the Konga Cafe. Ryan’s the closest thing to a child I’ll ever have.
She’s a doll, I’d said.
And Vic had replied, Yes. Yes, she is.
Jesus.
“Why’d you lie to Kayla?”
“There was no—how would you put it?—no utility, no increased happiness, in telling her. All Kayla needed to know was that her daughter wasn’t a psychopath, and I told her the truth about that. But as for the rest, I saw, when the test results came up, how my feelings changed for Ryan, just as they changed for Ross—and I wasn’t about to do that to Kayla.”
Vic set me up on a foldout couch in another room, one with dark-red walls, and she retired to her bedroom. I used my white-noise app to try to drown out the sounds from outside, but, of the three humans in that apartment, I suspect only Menno Warkentin slept well that night.
I got up by dawn’s early light. Menno was still out cold, Pax asleep on the floor by the foot of the couch. I used my phone and its Bluetooth earpiece to check the news.
It had gotten worse—so much worse—overnight. The United States had sent a trio of ICBMs soaring into Siberia—provocatively demonstrating that they could get through whatever missile shield the Russians had. It was a dramatic gesture, albeit using only conventional warheads, to try to convince Putin to withdraw before things escalated out of control.
For his part, Putin’s subs had taken out a Canadian naval icebreaker and another US destroyer; the death toll in the undeclared war was now over seven hundred.
Vic materialized in the doorway, and, for once, her all-black garb seemed totally appropriate, the perfect thing to wear on doomsday. “Let’s see if we can wake Menno,” she said. We headed to her living room, the Mennonite’s gentle wheezing audible above the background hiss of her air conditioner. He’d voided his bladder, but Vic seemed unperturbed by that. The aluminum case for the quantum tuning fork was on the ledge of the pass-through to her kitchen, next to the green pucks. She opened it, pried the silver instrument from its foam rubber, and moved over to Menno. I noticed the twin tines were now marked with small white labels, one saying “L,” the other, “R.” Vic thumbed the red on switch, pressed the projections against Menno’s lined forehead, and—
The sound of air-conditioning; face touched by coolness. Muffled traffic sounds.
A voice, very close, female, concerned. “Professor Warkentin? Are you okay?”
Another voice, male, from farther away. “Menno? It’s me, it’s Jim.”
Tokens processed, shuffled, dispatched: “I’m okay. Thank you, Padawan.” More? More. “I’m fine, thanks.”