It’s important to remember that many of the most sumptuous and expensive weddings in history didn’t always lead to romantic bliss. Look at Henry VIII and his many wives; Prince Charles and Princess Diana; and of course the always optimistic but unlucky in love Miss Elizabeth Taylor.
No matter how large or small your wedding, what’s crucial is that you’re marrying the right person, someone who loves you for who you are, not whether or not you can provide him with a male heir, how much money you have, or whether or not you look good in a bathing suit. Love is a many-splendored thing, it’s true. But there is nothing more important than making sure your life partner is someone who can make you laugh when you are feeling down, will bring you cinnamon toast when you’re feeling sick, and is willing to share the remote.
Tip to Avoid a Wedding Day Disaster
When the guests are gone, the gifts all unwrapped and put away, and the last thank-you note finally written, you might feel the tiniest bit depressed. This is normal! After all, you’ve just been through the most joyous time of your life—your (hopefully) only wedding! It’s natural that you feel a little sad it’s all over. But keep in mind you’re about to embark upon the most wonderful and joyous journey ever… married life!
Still, it’s okay to put your wedding gown on every now and then… even just to watch TV. Everybody does it.
Really.
LIZZIE NICHOLS DESIGNS™
• Chapter 25 •
He is the half part of a blessed man,
Left to be finished by such a she;
And she a fair divided excellence,
Whose fulness of perfection lies in him.
William Shakespeare (1564–1616), English poet and playwright
Six months later
“Oh, you make the most beautiful bride ever!”
“No, I don’t,” Tiffany assures me. “I look fat.”
“Tiffany,” I say severely. “You’re four months’ pregnant. You’re supposed to look fat.”
“Is it odd that that still frightens me?” Monique asks no one in particular. “The fact that Tiffany is going to be a mum, I mean? Does it frighten anyone else?”
Shari raises her hand, along with Sylvia and Marisol.
Tiffany glares at them. “I hate all of you,” she says.
“What’s nice about the fact that Tiffany is going to be a mum,” Monique goes on, “is that it’s turned her into such a sweet, caring person.”
“This gown is what’s making me look fat,” Tiffany says to her reflection in the gilt-framed full-length mirror in front of her.
“No, it isn’t,” I say indignantly, offended. “You’re pregnant. That’s what’s making you fat.”
“This is a fat dress,” Tiffany says, pouting. “You designed a fucking fat dress for my fucking wedding.”
“You know what’s awesome,” Shari says, slipping a Milk Dud into her mouth from the box she’s brought into the shop for the show she’s been anticipating for days. “When brides swear. Especially pregnant brides.”
Sylvia and Marisol making tsk-tsking noises and fuss over Tiffany, foofing out the train of the exquisite—and completely nonfat—original gown I’ve designed for her.
“I did not design a fat dress for you, Tiffany,” I say, restraining myself with an effort from strangling her. “And that’s not a very nice thing to say to the person who is responsible for paying you enough so you can work part-time for me and finally quit that job you hated at Pendergast, Loughlin, and Flynn.”
Tiffany just glares at my reflection. “So? I’m just going to quit working for you in five months so I can stay home with Raoul Junior.”
“It’s a boy?” Marisol asks excitedly.
“Who knows?” Tiffany glares at her reflection. “Whatever.”
“Seriously,” Shari says, dropping another Milk Dud into her mouth. “This is better than American Gladiator.”
“You can afford a nanny, Tiffany,” I say to her, giving her sash a tug that is perhaps a little harder than necessary. “You aren’t going to have to quit. And I picked out a health care plan that gives all you ladies a full four months’ paid maternity leave, remember? Now, I designed this gown for you personally, with a gorgeous empire waist and a sweetheart neckline and a chapel train—which, by the way, is entirely inappropriate for the quickie wedding you and Raoul are about to have in the office of the city clerk… even if we are partying afterward at Tavern on the Green—so that your bump is completely disguised. No one can see it. How dare you call it a fat dress?”
Tiffany eyes Shari’s box of Milk Duds. “Are you going to give me one of those?” she asks. “Or what?”
“No, she’s not,” I snap. “You are not getting chocolate on this dress I’ve slaved over for weeks.”
“We’ve slaved over,” Marisol corrects me. “I stayed up until two last night doing that crystal beading on the train.”
“Right,” I say. “That we’ve slaved over.”
“Whatever,” Tiffany says again, rolling her gorgeously made-up eyes. “Like there’s not going to be a knockoff available off the rack at Geck’s next week for two hundred bucks.”
“There’s not!” I cry. “I told you! It’s a Lizzie Nichols Designs original! There’ll never be anything like it at Geck’s. I mean… there’ll be something similar. But it will retail for three ninety-nine.”
Tiffany tosses her head until her newly coiled ringlets bounce. “I knew it,” she says with another eye roll.
“The cars are here,” Monique says in a bored voice.
“All right, let’s go,” I say quickly. “Or we’re going to be late.”
And we all troop out into the crisp winter air, past the new hot-pink awning with the words “Lizzie Nichols Designs™” emblazoned on it in white curlicue writing, and splitting up into the two waiting black Town Cars that Raoul ordered for us, me carefully folding Tiffany’s train in after her, then climbing into the car behind hers with Shari.
“Thanks for coming,” I say to her gratefully.
“Are you kidding me?” Shari says, pouring more Milk Duds into her mouth. “I wouldn’t miss this for the world. So what happened? The guy finally got his green card?”
“And just in time. Five more months, and he’d be a dad before he was a legal.”
“That has to be the quickest divorce in the history of mankind.”
“Well, the former Mrs. Raoul got a pretty hefty settlement for being so accommodating with INS,” I explain. “You know, not mentioning the part about how they hadn’t lived together as man and wife in years.”
“That’s so romantic,” Shari says with a sigh, snuggling down into the leather seats.
When we reach One Centre Street, I jump from the car and hurry to make sure Tiffany emerges from her own without damaging the gown we’ve all worked so hard on. She manages to do so, though she isn’t exactly gracious about it. Thanks to a united effort, we get her up to the hallway where the men—and Pat, who’s rushed over on her lunch break—are waiting.
All of my anxiety turns out to have been worth it, though, when I see the look on Raoul’s face as he gazes upon his bride for the first time in her wedding finery. Tears fill his eyes, and I’m so touched when he takes Tiffany’s hand and whispers, “Baby, you look beautiful,” that I have to look away.
“I know,” Tiffany whispers smugly back. I guess she doesn’t think she looks so fat after all.
An arm slides around my waist, and a second later, a man in a charcoal gray suit is kissing my neck.
“Hey,” Chaz says. “You did good.”
“Thanks.” I giggle. Yes, really. I giggle. That is what Chaz does to me. “Do you like the ribbon work around the neckline? I thought that was a nice touch. I’m going to do that to the new line of flower girl dresses we’re introducing for next year’s resort line.”
“It’ll sell like hotcakes,” he says.
He’s wearing the yellow tie I love, in honor of the occasion. My knees are melting. The sight of Chaz in a suit and particularly that yellow tie still has the power to turn me into butter on a hot stove. I wonder if that will ever change.