Silence. Then I rolled my eyes and groaned. "And people call Buddhists superstitious! If you actually believe that old wives’ tale — that humans are needed by semidivine aliens to solve some grand problem that’s too deep for anyone else — honestly, Festina, that’s archaic! Haven’t we outgrown such wishful thinking? ‘Ooo, Homo sapiens may seem insignificant compared to higher species, but we’re actually the only hope for the League’s intellectual completion.’ What’s next, believing in fairies?"
Festina laughed and shoved me away. She made some retort, but the words were inaudible, muffled by her helmet. I found myself laughing too, not because anything was funny, but just from release of tension… and suddenly, the gloom around us was gone, literally as well as emotionally. The EMP cloud shot toward Drill-Press, and we were left blinking in bright afternoon sunshine.
I looked around for Tut. He wasn’t immediately visible, but I finally caught sight of him lying on his back, half hidden by yellow grass. Not too surprisingly, he was naked again; though he’d (mostly) stayed in uniform while aboard Pistachio, Tut apparently had strong nudist leanings. This time, with his tightsuit dead, he hadn’t had the luxury of instant undressing by emergency evac. Instead, he’d wrestled his suit off piece by piece — a strenuous process bare-handed, since disrobing was usually done by robots — then he’d piled component parts into a pillow for his head. When I walked up to him, he smiled and waved but remained where he was.
"Lot cooler like this, Mom. Want to join me?"
I shook my head. Explorers — sane Explorers — have a horror of exposing themselves to the microbes of an unknown planet. Eventually (as I’d already realized), my suit would have to come off. Its near-perfect insulation held in almost every microjoule of heat my body produced; without cooling systems, the interior was already reaching sauna temperature. Thanks to my Bamar genes, I could tolerate equatorial conditions for a while. But not forever. I was steeped in sweat like tea in a pot, all trickles and salt in my eyes.
Still, I could hold out till we got to the Unity camp. Then I’d rummage through the huts for clothing that fit me. Tut would have to do the same — nudist or not, he’d need clothes. It was autumn in this part of the world; come nightfall, the air would turn cool. And who knew how long we’d be here? In days or weeks, winter would come. Even though we were close to the tropics, there’d be frigid snaps that no one could survive naked.
Odd to think about freezing when I was verging on heatstroke. Welcome to the Explorer Corps.
When I turned back to look at Festina, she’d already removed her helmet. She hadn’t taken it off purely because she was hot (though the hair framing her face was sodden with perspiration); she’d been forced to open up because she wanted to talk to Pistachio. In her hand was the comm from the first stasis field she’d cracked… but the unit had apparently been EMP’d by the fog. Festina poked the ON button a few times without any effect. Then she tossed the device aside and opened another mirror-sphere. Another anchor, stun-pistol, Bumbler, and comm. I looked, but didn’t see the EMP cloud anywhere. Either it was truly gone, or it was playing possum in the hope we’d try to set up a Sperm-link again.
Festina turned on the new comm unit. It responded immediately: "Admiral Ramos, come in. Admiral Ramos, come in…" Pistachio’s ship-soul was once more on autorepeat.
"Ramos here," Festina said. Her voice barely reached my ears because of the muffling effect of my own helmet. I was annoyed to hear her so poorly… and annoyed that I immediately thought, Oh, I’ll take the helmet off, when only a few seconds earlier, I’d told myself I’d keep my suit sealed despite the threat of heat prostration. What a vac-head I was! Stubborn in the face of possible death, but buckling immediately if it meant being left out of other people’s conversation.
Still, I wanted to hear and to talk without my head trapped in a fishbowl. I flipped up the latches and unscrewed the helmet from its throat seal. The instant my suit was open, heat poured out through the neckhole, propelled by the high pressure that had inflated the suit’s skin. The subsequent rush of coolness was bliss.
"Admiral!" Cohen’s voice came through Festina’s handheld comm. Now I could hear it clearly. "What’s your status, Admiral? We thought the tail had locked, but then-"
"There’s an entity down here," Festina interrupted. "A cloud that can EMP things. Its behavior appears intelligent… or at least purposeful. Setting up a link would have given it a free ride to Pistachio."
"Oy. That would have been bad." The captain paused. "So what now?"
"We’re close to Camp Esteem. We’ll take a look around. But first, can you check the whereabouts of Li and Ubatu?"
A brief pause. Then: "The ship-soul says they aren’t aboard."
"Damn." Festina made a face. "Anyone else missing?"
Another pause. "No, Admiral. Just those two."
"Then they’re down here with us. Stowed away on the shuttle. Fuckwits. If they survived the landing, they’re in Drill-Press; we’ll have to go there after Camp Esteem." Festina took an angry breath. "While we’re doing that, Captain, why don’t you draw up a list of charges to put those shitheads in jail? It’ll help pass the time."
"Anything else we can do, Admiral?"
"No. Do not under any circumstances send another rescue team. That’s a Class One order. Stay in orbit and monitor the situation."
"I hate to ask this, Admiral, but how long do you want us to stay?"
"Last I heard, the Unity were sending one of their luna-ships. ETA three days. So stay till it gets here. After that, use your judgment; but given how little the Unity likes us, they’ll probably order you out of the system once you’ve given them a report."
"So they order me," Cohen said. "Doesn’t mean I have to go."
Festina suppressed a smile. "Captain, there’s no need to set off a diplomatic incident. The Unity may be humorless, but they’re not evil or incompetent. They’ll do what they can to rescue everyone — us as well as their own people. And a luna-ship has a lot more resources than a small Technocracy frigate. If it’s possible to get us back safely, the Unity will do it."
"And if it isn’t possible?"
"That’s what ‘expendable’ means, Captain. Ramos out."
The three of us started for the rise edging the floodplain. Tut took a few steps, then ouch-footed back to his pile of discarded suit parts. "Stepped on something," he said in a pained voice.
"An insect?" Festina asked. "A plant thorn? If it was something that might be poisonous to humans…"
"Nah, Auntie, it was just a sharp stone." Tut fished out his tightsuit’s boots and put them on. They fit snugly, coming up to his knees. I made a mental note that when I abandoned my tightsuit, I too would keep the boots; they were tough, well cushioned, and precisely fitted to my feet. I’d never find shoes half so perfect in the Unity camp.
"Take your gloves too," Festina told Tut. "In case there’s something you shouldn’t touch with your bare hands."
Obligingly, Tut put on the gloves. With gold gloves and boots but nothing else, he looked like a dancer from the kind of establishment where good Bamar girls didn’t go. In the past, I’d regretted not visiting such places — another sinful thrill I ought to have experienced. Now, looking at Tut, I decided I hadn’t missed much.
Or maybe naked men looked better when there was music.