“So — what’s happened?”
“Jill found the money.”
“That Shaw had?”
“That’s right — all but two thousand dollars. By accident, last night.”
I told her about the fishing trip, and her face screwed up in pain, and even when it unscrewed, she sat there with her eyes shut. Then: “That makes it certain, doesn’t it? About Little Myra? That she did steal that poke. What now? What now?”
“There’s more.” I told her about Bledsoe and what he had said, and Jill, and what she had said. After a moment she said: “I don’t blame her, Dave. It’s just a bit crazy, that’s what, a real lawyer’s idea. So don’t blame her too much.”
“Bledsoe was thinking of me.”
“As I am, of course. And Myra, from what you’ve said, now hates you and hates that girl, with that old time religion of hers that she’s full of and that for some reason makes her ornery. She’s a real danger, but playing it tricky is worse. Jill has the right instinct, Dave.”
“I’m not so sure I agree.”
“Suppose you did it that way, as this lawyer suggested to you, and the police didn’t bite?”
“How do you mean, didn’t bite?”
“Didn’t fall into your trap? Didn’t search the tree?”
“They’d more or less have to, wouldn’t they?”
“People never have to do what you want them to do. So they do search the tree, but not until working you over, so they’re good and sure and certain you know more than you’re telling. Then it’s all bound to come out, from the flop of the carp to the lawyer’s idea — his not very bright idea. Then it could really mean trouble.”
“You’re on her side, then?”
“When it’s money, hang onto it.”
“How about when it’s a neck?”
“I’m not so sure it is.”
“Well, I’m damned sure that it could be my neck, for instance, and hanging, in connection with it, is not a subject I like to hear brought up — or a stretch in prison, either.”
“Dave, there’s an angle, a real possibility that’s occurred to me since you told me about this, that would make Jill so right it makes me shiver. Haven’t you thought of it too?”
“What are you talking about?”
“If you haven’t guessed, I certainly won’t tell you. But maybe Jill has, and if she has, it makes it all different, the way she’s acting about it. And, of course, makes it all different for me.”
“What in the hell are you talking about?”
“Have dinner with me tonight, and by the time dessert is served, I’m pretty sure you’ll guess.”
“I have to get back to Jill.”
“If she’s still there.”
“If not, I’ll have to call her.”
“Will you call me too? I’m at the Two Rivers, that new place down near the armory.”
“I’ll keep you posted, of course.”
What she meant, I couldn’t imagine, but it turned out she meant plenty and that what she meant was right — as I found out the next day.
It was nearly 4:00. I got in the truck and drove on. She tailed along for a while, but then at a light I lost her and didn’t slow down for her to catch up. It was late afternoon, around 6:00, when I turned into my lane, and my heart gave a great big bump when I saw Jill’s rental car still there. I drove around to put the truck in the wagon shed. As I closed the door she came running out of the house, dressed in my pants, one of my flannel shirts, and a corduroy jacket I had. She ran into my arms, kissed me, and whispered: “I’m so glad, so glad. I was afraid you weren’t coming, Dave.”
“Why wouldn’t I come? You’re here and I live here.”
“You wouldn’t if arrested.”
“That’s an idea, it sure is.”
“Stop sulking and kiss me.”
I kissed her, but couldn’t help making a crack: “If you can interrupt kissing that money.”
She pulled back, and slapped me, then kissed me some more. Then: “That’s a surprise I have for you, Dave. I have stopped kissing it. I put it back, as that lawyer said.” She motioned at her costume, as though it explained everything, but I didn’t connect. I asked: “Back? You mean in the tree?”
“Just like he said.”
“But how could you handle that boat? You couldn’t handle it, Jill, rowing upriver in the Muskingum River current!”
“I didn’t say I did.”
“The left-handed way you talk, you sound mountain already. Come on, say it: What did you do, fly?”
She seemed delighted at my being so crossed up, kissed me once more, then said: “Let’s go inside.” So we went in the kitchen, and there on the table was ham, two pieces, sliced real thick, fresh peas, shelled in a bowl, potatoes, peeled and sliced shoestring, in a bowl of water, and salami, sliced thin and wrapped in wax paper. She said: “There’s our dinner, that you’re cooking for us. We’re having sliced ham, green peas—”
“I see what we’re having,” I said. “Get going on what you did.”
“Let’s go in and sit down.”
She took my hand and led me to the sitting room, then sat down with me on the sofa. “Give,” I told her.
“Kiss.”
I kissed her.
“So,” she went on, “you left.”
“I went over to Flint to warn her, as I told you I meant to do. No soap. No one over there has seen her or knows where she is. My mother showed up too, in the middle of my call on my aunt, with the same idea I had. So we left, and on the road coming back I told her, what little there was to tell. That’s all I have to tell. Now—?”
“I have a great deal to tell. First, I did what you said, talked to someone I have confidence in — as I thought. I called up Bob York at his motel, and sure enough here he came out. Now we have two rental cars. When he heard what that lawyer said, he simply hit the roof — said I’d do no such wacky stuff. But when I reminded him that Mr. Bledsoe was local, that he was a lawyer in touch, he wouldn’t even listen — said Trans-U.S.&C. needed no hick advice. We were playing it straight with no funny tricks. That’s when I cut in to tell him that we weren’t playing at all, that I was playing, and that all I wanted of him was to tell me what he thought. So his answer to that was to call Russ Morgan direct. He put 10 dollars under the phone, and I wasn’t able to stop him. So Mr. Morgan and I had to talk. I explained it to him, that if the police didn’t believe we found that money by accident while trying to catch a carp, we were right under the guns of that woman who could say we killed Shaw on purpose, out on the island, and then hid the money, and so on and so on till I was going up the wall, but at last he saw what I meant and told Bob York to lay off. So Bob got sore and stomped off and left in his car. But that was just the beginning. Next off, Edgren was out, wanting to know where you were, where Mrs. Howell was, and I don’t know what-all. I told him you’d gone to find her and would call him when you got back. Incidentally, I think you’d better.”
So we interrupted the conversation while I called the sheriff’s office. Edgren wasn’t there, but I left word for him that I was back. Then back to Jill. “OK,” she said, “but enduring all that talk, little by little, I knew who it was that I loved and—”
That called for another interruption, with me holding her close, the both of us mingling breath, but no unbuttoning of any kind. Then she went on: “All of a sudden I knew I was going to do it, put the money back — and right away quick, before anyone else came.”
“But how?”
“That was it. I couldn’t handle that boat, but then I thought of a way. I changed to your clothes, these I have on. I got the galoshes out of the car. The woman in the store insisted I take them ‘on account it can rain in Ohio, and when it does it don’t sprinkle, but comes down cats and dogs.’ That’s what she said, and I put them in the car, in the glove compartment. So I went outside and got them, then put them under one arm, wrapped in a kitchen towel, the money being under the other, and hied me up to the landing.”