And so do I. I try not to send anyone away empty handed, although you must understand there is a high level of demand, and I do have long-established customers to whom I owe a certain loyalty. And most of them have been here a week or more already. I have to say, you have left it somewhat late. What sort of cargo size were you thinking of?
Lady Mac can boost a thousand tonnes without too much trouble.
Captain Calvert, there are some of my oldest customers who dont get that many cases.
I have a trade proposition for you, a part exchange.
Well, a trade is always helpful; although Norfolks import laws are rather strict. I couldnt countenance breaking, or even bending them. I have the family reputation to consider.
I understand perfectly, Joshua said.
Jolly good. What is it youve brought?
Wood.
Kenneth Kavanagh gave him a stupefied stare, then burst out laughing. Even Gideons sombre expression perked up.
Wood? Are you serious? Kenneth asked. Your starship hold is full of wood?
A thousand tonnes. Joshua turned the seal of the shoulder-bag and pulled out the black wedge of mayope hed brought. He had chosen it specially in the lumberyard back on Lalonde. It was a standard slice, twenty-five centimetres long, but the bark was still attached, and more importantly, there was a small twig with a few shrivelled leaves. He dropped it on the middle of the desk, making a solid thud.
Kenneth stopped laughing and leaned forward. Good Lord. He tapped it with a fingernail, then gave it a harder knock with his knuckles.
Without speaking, Joshua handed over a stainless steel chisel.
Kenneth applied the sharp blade to the wood. I cant even scratch it.
You normally need a fission blade to cut mayope. But it can be cut with the mechanical power saws you have on Norfolk, Joshua said. Though its a brute of a job. As you can imagine, once its cut into shape its incredibly hard wearing. I expect your artisans could come up with a few interesting applications if they put their minds to it.
Kenneth picked the wedge up in one hand to test the weight, pulling thoughtfully on his lower lip with the other. Mayope, you call it?
Thats right, it comes from a planet called Lalonde. Which is tropical; in other words it wont grow here on Norfolk. Not without extensive geneering, anyway. He looked at Gideon who was standing behind Kenneths chair. The man showed a certain admiration for the wood, but he wasnt particularly involved, not like his senior cousin. Surely an aide should at least ask one question? But then he hadnt said a word since they had been introduced. Why was he present? Joshua instinctively knew the reason was important. If the Kavanaghs were as eminent as they appeared, even an injured one wouldnt be wasting time standing about in an office doing nothing.
He thought of Ione again. Trust yourself when it comes to people, shed said.
Have you been to any other importer with this? Kenneth asked cautiously.
I only arrived today. Naturally, I came to a Kavanagh first.
Thats most courteous of you to honour my family in such a fashion, Captain. And Id very much like to return the gesture. Im sure we can come to some arrangement. As you know, roseyards arent legally allowed to sell their produce before the new crop comes in, but fortunately my family does have an unofficial allocation system. Let me see what I can find for you. He put the mayope down and began typing.
Joshua met Gideons gaze levelly. Did you lead a very physically active life before your accident?
Yes, we of the gentry do tend to enjoy our sports. There is little to do in Kesteven during the winter months, so we have an extensive range of events to amuse us. My fall was a sorry blow.
So office life doesnt really suit you?
Its the best occupation given my circumstances, I felt.
Kenneth had stopped typing.
You know, you wouldnt be nearly so restricted in free fall, Joshua said. There are many people with medical problems who lead very full lives on starships and industrial stations.
Is that so? Gideon asked tonelessly.
Yes. Perhaps youd care to consider it? I have a vacancy on board Lady Macbeth at the moment. Nothing technical, but its decent work. You could try it for a Norfolk year, see if its more agreeable to you than office work. If not, Ill bring you back when I return for another cargo of Tears next summer. The pay is reasonable, and I provide insurance for all my crew. Joshua looked straight at Kenneth. Which includes complete medical cover.
That is extraordinarily generous of you, Captain, Gideon said. Id like to accept those terms. Ill try shipboard life for a year.
Welcome aboard.
Kenneth resumed typing, then studied the holoscreen display. Youre in luck, Captain Calvert. I believe I can supply you with three thousand cases of Norfolk Tears, which comes to approximately one thousand tonnes. My cousin Grant Kavanagh has some extensive rosegroves in his Cricklade estate, and he hasnt yet placed all the cases. That district produces an absolutely first-rate bouquet.
Wonderful, Joshua said.
Im sure cousin Grant will want to meet such an important client, Kenneth said. On behalf of the family, I extend an invitation to you and Mr Hanson to stay at Cricklade for the midsummer harvest. You can see our famous Tears being collected.
The light from Duchess was just making its presence felt as Joshua and Ashly walked out of the Draytons Import office. Norfolks short period of darkness was giving way to the light of the red dwarf. Walls and cobbles were acquiring a pinkish shading.
You did it! Ashly whooped.
Yeah, I did, Joshua said.
A thousand tonnes, Ive never heard of anyone getting that much before. You are the sneakiest, most underhand, deviously corrupt little bugger I have met in all my centuries. He flung an arm round Joshuas neck and dragged him towards the main street. God damn, but were going to be rich. Medical insurance, by God! Joshua you are beautiful!
Well put Gideon in zero-tau till we reach Tranquillity. It shouldnt take a clinic more than eight months to clone a new arm for him. He can enjoy himself with Dominiques party set for the rest of the time after that. Ill have a word with her.
Hows he going to explain away a new arm when he gets back?
Jesus, I dont know. Magic clockwork, I expect. This world is backward enough to believe it.
Laughing, the two of them waved for a taxi coach.
When Duchess had risen well above the horizon, sending her bold scarlet rays to discolour the city, Joshua settled himself on a stool in the Wheatsheafs wharfside bar and ordered a local brandy. The view outside the window was fascinating, casting everything in tones of red. Some colours were almost invisible. A regular train of barges sailed down the willow-lined river, helmsmen standing by the big tillers at the rear.
It was wonderful to watch, the whole city was a giant tourist fantasy pageant. But some of the inhabitants must lead incredibly dull lives, doing the same thing day after day.
We worked out how you did it eventually, a female voice said in his ear.
Joshua turned, putting his eyes level with a delightful swelling at the front of a blue satin ship-tunic. Captain Syrinx, this is a pleasure. Can I get you a drink? This brandy is more than passable, I can recommend it, or perhaps youd like a wine?
Doesnt it bother you?
No, Ill drink anything.
I dont know how you can sleep at night. Antimatter kills people, you know. Its not a game, its not funny.
A beer, maybe?
Good day, Captain Calvert. Syrinx started to walk past.
Joshua caught her arm. If you dont join me for a drink, how can you brag about working it out? And incidentally demonstrate how superior you Edenists all are to us poor mud-chewing primitives. Or maybe you dont want to hear my counter-argument. After all, youve convinced yourself Im guilty of something. I dont even know what that is yet. Nobody ever had the decency to tell me what you thought I was carrying. Have Edenists left justice behind as well as the rest of our poor flawed Adamist customs?