Brian Thomsen
Realms of Magic
CONTENTS
GUENHWYVAR…R. A. Salvatore
SMOKE POWDER AND MIRRORS….Jeff Grubb
THE MAGIC THIEF…Mark Anthony
THE QUIET PLACE….Christie Golden
THE EYE OF THE DRAGON….Ed Greenwood
EVERY DOG HIS DAY…Dave Gross
THE COMMON SPELL…Kate Novak-Grubb
THE FIRST MOONWELL…Douglas Niles
THE LUCK OF LLEWELLYN THE LOQUACIOUS….Alien C. Kupfer
TOO FAMILIAR…David Cook
RED AMBITION…Jean Rabe
THIEVES' REWARD….Mary H. Herbert
SKOFSWORDS….William W. Connors
THE WILD BUNCH…Tom Dupree
A WORM TOO SOFT…J. Robert King
GUNNE RUNNER….Roger E. Moore
THE DIRECT APPROACH…Elaine Cunningham
PROLOGUE
Tym Waterdeep Limited had been the publisher of Volothamp Geddarm ever since the day that the wandering rogue and the savvy entrepreneur had first struck a deal, each side convinced he had taken advantage of the other. Many volumes later, Volo was justifiably known as the most famous traveler in all the Realms, and Justin Tym as Faerun's most successful publisher.
In the intervening years, Volo had been handed off to numerous editors, each a bit more willing to take partial credit for the gazetteer's success, and it had been more than a few seasons since the great publisher and the noble rogue had had a "face-to-face." The recent dismissal of his last editor, coinciding with the master traveler's scheduled stopover in the City of Splendors, afforded an ample reason for a meeting between the two gentlemen.
As Volo remembered it, Justin had always been a late sleeper-no doubt a habit borne out of many nights of routinely wining and dining authors, agents, and booksellers (a practice the gazetteer wholeheartedly endorsed). So, needless to say, Volo was more than a little surprised to find a message at his accommodations moving their meeting up from the civilized hour of "noonish" (with the tacit promise of a gratis lunch) to the ungodly hour of market opening, thus necessitating an early morning call that proved most inconvenient for both himself and his hostess, Trixie. Still, Justin's advances did indeed finance his extravagant accommodations, and so, slightly bleary-eyed, and not entirely rested, Volo set off for his publisher's office.
The streets were brimming with eager merchants en route to trade, peddlers hawking their wares from makeshift mobile markets, and laborers trotting off to their common jobs. Volo did not envy any of his fellow commuters, and quietly resented Justin's subjecting him to Waterdeep's legendary early-morning rush hour. Still, bills had to be paid. By this time tomorrow, with any luck, he would once again be flush with gelt and ready to enjoy the freedoms of the open road, where appointments were scheduled as "when you get there," and deadlines were set as "when the manuscript is done."
All told. Justin's advances were more than worth this temporary inconvenience.
The crowded storefronts along the thoroughfare soon save way to extravagant office space for consulting wizards, high-priced solicitors, and even more high-priced tavern clubs. Volo was entering the district where Tym Waterdeep Limited had been situated since its origin as a print shop of "exotic pamphlets and titillating tomes'* years ago. As business had prospered, so had the neighborhood, and the shadowy warehouse district had become the new "in" place for professionals to set up shop.
Despite many buy-out offers from Kara-Turian interests and Cormyrian holding companies, Justin had steadfastly maintained his independence, and prosperity had followed him.
In Tym's words, "he hadn't traded up; everyone else had traded down," and that was the way he liked it.
A new floor had been added to the storefront offices, overhanging yet another section of the already narrow street. The road here was shadowy, not unlike some underworld back alley rather than a main Waterdeep thoroughfare.
Business must be good, Volo thought. I wonder when
Justin will buy out his across-the-lane neighbor? Another expansion out and up, and he would undoubtedly overhang their property.
As he had expected, the door was open, and Volo proceeded upstairs without impediment. Knowing Justin, he thought, his office has to be on the top floor.
Four floors up, just beyond an unmanned reception desk with an office overlooking the busy thoroughfare below, sat a tall, bespectacled, and almost entirely bald rogue. The publisher was nattily dressed in the most fashionable attire gelt could acquire for his unathletic form. He took to his feet immediately to greet his star author.
"Volo, my boy, how long has it been?" he enthusiastically hailed.
"Longer than either of us would like to remember," the gazetteer responded, adding, "and since when have you become an early bird? I almost doubted that the message was really from you."
The publisher hesitated for a moment and then jibed, " 'Tis the early bird that catches the wyrm, in business as well as in dungeon crawling, I'm afraid."
Volo chuckled at the fellow's response, thinking to himself, Justin has never seen the inside of a dungeon in his life, let alone crawled around in one. Still the old coot is a queer bird, if not an early bird at that.
Justin motioned to a chair for the house's star author and quickly returned to his place behind the desk.
Volo took a seat, kicked it back on its rear legs, set booted feet against Justin's expensive desk, made himself at home, and asked absently, "So, how's business?"
"Couldn't be better," the publisher replied.
"Any new hot titles coming up?"
"Sure," Justin replied, pausing for just a moment till he had located a mock-up cover from the top of his desk. "We've got a really hot new book on Cormyr coming out. Here's the proposed cover."
Volo looked at the handsome illustration of a purple dragon against a mountainous landscape, framed at the top by the title and below by the author's name.
"Cormyr: A Novel," Volo read aloud, "by Greenwood
Grubb. Don't you think the title is a little dull?"
"Not at all, my boy," Justin replied with a smile that bespoke all of the sincerity of an orcish grifter. "Besides, the editor-in-chief and the author picked the title. I picked the art."
"I see," said Volo, surprised at the hands-off manner the controlling rogue seemed to have adopted.
"Still," the publisher added, "I did just fire the editor-in-chief. Maybe 1 should reconsider…"
"Why did you fire him?"
"You mean her," Justin corrected. "She was a ninny and a bit of a flake, even for a gnome, if you know what 1 mean."
"In what way?" the author asked, realizing that editors, good or otherwise, might truly be the most endangered species in all Toril.
"She kept changing the spelling of her name. I was going to go broke if I had to keep printing new letterhead and business cards for her."
"I see," the gazetteer replied.
"She also kept trying to take credit for books she had nothing to do with. Once she even claimed to have discovered you, and signed you up for your first book. Of course, I knew she was lying, but everyone else didn't. When I pressed her to clear the matter up in public, she claimed she had meant that she landed Marcus Wands, also known as Marco Volo. Ever hear of him?"
"On occasion," Volo replied, wishing that the scurrilous scoundrel would change his name and avoid this ongoing confusion, which had already caused him much inconvenience.
"Needless to say, Marco Volo is no substitute for the real Volo, Volothamp Geddarm."