He went back to his table and called Corvallis Kawasaki, one of the Seattle-based hackers. Reflecting the natural breakdown of skills between Nolan and Richard, most of Corporation 9592’s programming work was done in China, but the Seattle office had departments that ran the business, made life good for Creatives, and took care of what was officially denominated Weird Stuff and the weird people who did it. Pluto was Exhibit A, but there were many other arcane R&D-ish projects being run out of Seattle, and Corvallis had his fingers in several of them.
While dialing Corvallis’s number, Richard had been checking the IP address of the Hy-Vee’s Wi-Fi router.
“Richard” was how Corvallis answered the phone.
“C-plus. How many players you have coming in from 50.17.186.234?”
Typing. “Four, one of whom appears to be you.”
“Hmm, that’s more than I thought.” Richard looked around the diner and found one of the others: a kid in his early twenties. The fourth was harder to pick out.
“One of them’s dropping a lot of packets. Look outside,” Corvallis suggested.
Richard looked out the window and saw an SUV parked in the handicapped space, a man sitting in the driver’s seat, face lit up by a grotesquely palette-drifted scenario on the screen of his laptop.
“One of them’s a Dwinn fighting some T’Kesh.”
“Actually, he just got killed.”
Richard looked up and verified that the farmer had disgustedly averted his gaze from his screen. The farmer reached for his coffee cup and realized how cold it was. Then he looked up at the clock.
“This guy is a study!” Richard said.
“What do you want to know?”
“General demographics.”
“His net worth and income are strangely high, considering that you are in something called a Hy-Vee in Red Oak, Iowa.”
“He’s a farmer. Owns land and equipment that are worth a lot of money. Takes in huge federal subsidy checks. That’s why.”
“He has a bachelor’s degree.”
“Ag engineering, I’ll bet.”
“He has bought seventeen books in this calendar year.” Meaning, as Richard understood, T’Rain-themed books from the online store.
“All by D-squared?”
“You called it. How’d you know?”
“Call up his character.”
Typing. “Okay,” Corvallis said, “looks like a pretty standard-issue Dwinn to me.”
“Exactly my point.”
“How so?”
Richard pulled the paper placemat out from under his platter and flipped it over. Pulling a mechanical pencil from his shirt pocket, he drew a vertical line down the middle and then poised the tip of the implement at the head of one of the columns.
“Richard? You still there?”
“I’m thinking.”
In truth, he wasn’t certain that “thinking” was the right word for what was going on in his head, since that word implied some kind of orderly procedure.
There were certain perceptions that pierced through the fug of day-to-day concerns and the confusions of time like message arrows through the dark, and one of those had just hit him in the forehead: a memory of a scene from a generic fantasy world, not Tolkien but something derivative of Tolkien, the kind of thing that a Devin Skraelin would have created. It had been painted on the side of a van that had picked him up in 1972 when he had been hitchhiking to Canada so that he wouldn’t have to get his legs blown off like John. In those days — strange to relate — there’d been a connection between stoners and Tolkien buffs. For the last thirty years it simply hadn’t obtained; the ardent Tolkien fans were a disjoint set from the stoners and potheads of the world. But he remembered now that they were once connected to each other and that the van-painting types used the same album-cover palette as these people — some Good, some Evil — groping out to find one another with their cobalt blue message arrows and their acid yellow scrolls.
“New research project,” Richard heard himself saying.
“Uh-oh.”
“You seen all Diane’s shit about attractors in palette space?”
“I’m aware of it,” Corvallis said, pivoting into a defensive crouch, “but — ”
“That’s all that matters,” Richard grunted. His hand had begun moving, drawing letters at the top of the left-hand column. He watched in dull fascination as they spelled out: FORCES OF BRIGHTNESS. Then his hand skated over to the right column. That one only took a few moments: EARTHTONE COALITION.
“Forget everything you’re supposed to know about T’Rain. The races, the character classes, the history. Especially forget about the whole Good/Evil thing. Instead just look at what is in the way of behavior and affiliation. Use attractors in color space as the thin end of your wedge. Hammer on it until something splits open.” Richard thought about supplying Corvallis with these two labels but thought that if he wasn’t completely full of shit, C-plus would discover the same thing on his own.
“What prompts this?”
“At Bastion Gratlog this morning, horse archers were shooting messages over the walls to people inside.”
“Why don’t they just use email like everyone else?”
“Exactly. The answer is: they don’t actually know each other. They are reaching out. Reaching out to strangers.”
“Completely at random?”
“No,” Richard said, “I think that there is a selection mechanism and that it’s based on…” — he was about to say color, but again, he didn’t want to tip Corvallis off — “taste.”
“Okay,” Corvallis said, stalling for time while he thought about it. “So your fifty-five to sixty rich farmer with college degree who reads lots of books by Don Donald … he’d be on one side of the taste line.”
“Yeah. Who is on the other side?”
“Not hard to guess.”
“Bring me hard facts though, once you’re done guessing.”
“Any particular deadline?”
“My GPS tells me I’m two hours from Nodaway.”
“De gustibus non est disputandum.”
Day 0
Four months later
“Uncle Richard, tell me about the…” — Zula faltered, then averted her gaze, set her jaw, and plowed ahead gamely — “the Apostropo…”
“The Apostropocalypse,” Richard said, mangling it a little, since it was hard to pronounce even when you were sober, and he had been hanging out in the tavern of Schloss Hundschüttler for a good part of the day. Fortunately there was enough ambient noise to obscure his troubles with the word. This was the last tolerable week of skiing season. All the rooms at the Schloss had been reserved and paid for more than a year ago. The only reason that Zula and Peter had been able to come here at all was that Richard was letting them sleep on the fold-out couch in his apartment. The tavern was crowded with people who were, by and large, very pleased with themselves, and making a concomitant amount of noise.
Schloss Hundschüttler was a cat-skiing resort. They had no lifts. Guests were shuttled to the tops of the runs in diesel-powered tractors that ran over the snow on tank treads. Cat skiing had a whole different feel from Aspen-style ski areas with their futuristic hovering techno-infrastructure of lifts.
Though it was less expensive and glamorous than heli-skiing, cat skiing was more satisfactory for truly hard-core skiers. With heli-skiing, all the conditions had to be just right. The trip had to be planned out in advance. With cat skiing, it was possible to be more extemporaneous. The diesel-scented, almost Soviet nature of the experience filtered out the truly hyperrich glamour seekers drawn to the helicopter option, who tended to be a mixture of seriously fantastic skiers and the more-money-than-brains types whose frozen corpses littered the approaches to Mt. Everest.