He was beginning to understand that everything Johnston did was intended subtly to mock Herb in some way. If only he weren’t getting so tired he could pursue that thought further. He wished the escalator would start moving, not that there was any chance of that. Like everything else he had seen in the Necropolis, the steps seemed to be fused with the surrounding structure. Silver-grey strands ran in every direction. Herb wondered what would be waiting at the bottom of the steps. A Lite train station would be the obvious answer, but if they had instead stepped out into the first circle of Hell, Herb liked to think that he would not have been that surprised.
“What is it with this place?” Herb gasped as he clattered on down the steps.
“Haven’t you figured that out yet?” Johnston called back to him. “This whole city is the result of a faulty VNM. You get this happening sometimes with large-scale VNM projects. Maybe errors in the original machine’s design didn’t show up until the nth generation. Or sometimes a machine reproduces badly at the start of the process, and then you get faulty machines making copies of themselves. History lesson, Herb: that’s what happened back on Earth with the first major VNM-built arcology.”
“I wouldn’t have thought I’d need to tell you about this,” Johnston snorted. “Given what you did yourself, you should know all about badly designed machines.”
Herb didn’t rise to the bait. “So this city is a reject. That’s why everything is so misshapen.” He paused for thought. “Even so, this is weird. You’d expect the whole place just to collapse, or maybe not to have gotten built at all. Just end up as a pile of machines.” Like on my planet, he added ruefully to himself.
“Usually you’d be right. But sometimes the fault is very subtle. That’s what happened here. I would guess that the suicide mechanism isn’t working properly. Everything seems to have formed correctly, but nothing has shriveled away when finished with. That’s why everything is still fused together.”
Johnston idly reached up and patted a silver loop hanging from the ceiling. “Probably why the scaffolding and struts are still hanging around, too.”
“How can you touch that if we’re not here?” Herb asked.
“How can you hear sounds and see things? How come your feet touch the ground? Listen, Herb, when I model something, I do it properly.”
And that, it seemed, was all the explanation Herb was getting for the moment.
At last! Herb thankfully saw the bottom of the escalator approaching. A large, elongated archway loomed ahead of them. But through it he could see only darkness…
“Amazing when you think about it,” Johnston continued. “It helps you grasp just how extensive the Enemy Domain is. I mean, you can see it shaded in on the Star Charts, but that doesn’t give you any real sense of scale. We’re currently walking down an escalator at the edge of an extremely large city on a nondescript planet that has been practically forgotten by the Domain. You’d think it would destroy this place and start again; instead, it uses the planet as a staging post. Ah, well. It has given us an opportunity.”
Johnston reached the bottom of the steps and hurried through the archway into the station beyond.
“Hell’s teeth!” he shouted.
“Robert! What is it?”
Herb clattered the last few steps into the station. He could see something moving.
Johnston was bending to pick up his hat from the tiled floor, an embarrassed grin across his face.
“I forgot what we were for a moment.”
Herb didn’t feel anywhere near so calm. The vaulted spaces of the station roof were swarming with large, metal, spiderlike creatures: thin metal abdomens and long, spindly legs. They moved lazily backwards and forwards, crawling over each other’s bodies. One of them dropped from the ceiling, landing nearby. It turned around blindly for a moment before scuttling to the platform edge and dropping down onto the tracks. It rapidly headed off down a dark tunnel.
“What the hell?” Herb danced back across the platform in panic.
Johnston couldn’t stop laughing “Just VNMs. Construction robots! If only you could see your face.” He gasped for breath. “They can’t commit suicide, remember? They don’t know what to do when they’ve finished their work. These tunnels must be choked with them.”
He straightened up and wiped a tear from his eye. “They gave me a bit of a start, too, I must admit. But you. Your face.” A thought suddenly occurred to him and he giggled. “Can you imagine what would happen if the Enemy Domain sent colonists here now? Can you imagine them coming down here to catch a train?”
“That isn’t funny.”
“Ah. I suppose not.”
Johnston seemed to gain some self-control. He turned left then right, sniffing the air for a moment.
“This way, I guess,” he said, pointing down one tunnel.
Herb looked horrified. “What? With all those robots scuttling back and forth?”
Johnston shook his head. “I told you before. We’re not really here. We just needed to find a clear path. The train tracks should be conductive enough. If not…Well, I guess we’ll never find out about it.”
“Just a minute…” said Herb, but it was already too late. They were no longer in the station.
Johnston got it right the first time.
“Not that that should be any surprise,” he said, looking around the basement of the space elevator. Herb felt his knees give way. The space he was standing in was just too big. He felt like a microbe, looking up into the bell of an enormous trumpet. The tiled floor seemed to vanish as it approached the distant, inward-curving walls. Long cables ran down from the seeming infinity above to burrow themselves into the floor all around them. There was a hollowness to the air, a feeling of resonance stilled and of themselves standing in the low-density part of the wave. If the space elevator was a trumpet, the mouthpiece must be out in space. Herb felt delirious: the hollowness that he felt was the sound blown by the emptiness above.
He reeled a little. He wasn’t thinking straight and he knew it. His mind couldn’t grasp the sheer size of the room.
“This is part of the Enemy Domain?” whispered Herb, eyes wide. He swallowed.
“What?” said Johnston, taking in Herb’s awestruck expression. “Oh, this is nothing. We almost built space elevators like this in Earth space. They’d have been bigger than this, too. The EA didn’t allow them, though. There is tremendous stress on one of these things. If they snap…” He paused, looking thoughtful. “The question is why the Enemy Domain thought it was needed…Anyway, come on. We’ll ride that cable up to the top.”
Whistling tunelessly, Johnston shuffled toward the cable he had just indicated. Herb followed him, looking upward. He felt ridiculously exposed, as if people were watching from above, ready to drop something down on him.
They walked in silence for a while. The cable was farther away than it looked: the sheer size of their surroundings confused the eye.
“Hey, Johnston. Why can’t you just jump us there?” he called.
“Because,” said Johnston. “Anyway. I want you to get some idea of the scale of this thing.”
“Bollocks,” Herb muttered under his breath. “You just didn’t think of it.”
“Yes I did. And stop whispering to yourself. I have excellent hearing.”
“You bloody well would, wouldn’t you? Mr. Perfect. What’s going on here, anyway? What do you mean when you say we’re not really here?”
Johnston sighed hugely. “You mean you still haven’t worked it out?”
Herb wasn’t going to respond to such an obvious attempt at goading him. “You’ve already done this bit. Just tell me.”
Johnston shrugged. “I suppose I have,” he said. “Okay. Think about it. We don’t want the Enemy Domain to know we’re spying on it, do we? No. So that means we have to observe it by passive means wherever possible.”