“Honest humility is the truth,” Koesler said. “And I would second your assessment: You are good looking.”
“And I’ll third it!” Stan Lacki was grinning.
“So,” Claire continued, “I figured there was good money in waiting restaurants, if the tips were generous. After checking around, I settled on Carl’s Chop House. Lots of men go there. I counted on their appreciating a good-looking waitress. And I was right. That’s”-she smiled broadly-“where I met Stan.”
“The guys at the station go there maybe once every week or two,” Lacki said. “Course I picked up on Claire right away.”
“He was more than a real gentleman,” Claire said. “He was very respectful to me. And I needed that. I could joke with the guys at the restaurant, but it was just kidding. Whenever any of them started coming on to me, I’d cut ’em off at the pass. I’d just had it with sweet-talkers. Good old Moe Green cured me of falling for sweet talk. Stan was real mannerly.”
“She’s a lady.”
“So, anyway,” Claire went on, “about a year ago we started going out. Then we got serious and … well, we’ve been sort of engaged for the past five months. And, you know, Father …” She blushed again, then smiled and said firmly, “We wanted to wait awhile to get married-you know, to be sure?”
Koesler nodded understandingly.
“But then, a little while back, when we decided to plan our wedding … well, we ran into trouble. A lot of trouble, it turns out.”
“Oh?” Koesler said. “You’re both Catholic, aren’t you?”
“Yes.”
“Either of you married before?”
“No.”
“You’re both entering this marriage freely?”
“Yes.”
“Then, I’m at a loss. What’s the problem?”
“I’d say,” Lacki interjected, “the problem is the priest who was handling our marriage preparation.”
“Oh? What’s his name?” Koesler asked.
“He’s standing right back there-against the back wall,” Lacki said, pointing.
“That’s Father Reichert!” Koesler was surprised.
“Don’t we know it!” Lacki said.
“But he’s retired,” Koesler said. “Why would he have anything to do with your marriage?”
“We had no reason to question that,” Claire said. “Why shouldn’t he take care of marriages? He’s been a priest for tons of years, hasn’t he?”
“Well, yes, but …” Koesler’s shook his head in puzzlement. “What did he do … as far as your wedding goes, I mean?”
“Just told us we couldn’t get married,” Lacki said. “At least not in the Catholic Church. He said if we were determined to get married, we should look up some justice of the peace, or a judge or a minister.”
“Why? What reason did he give you for denying a Catholic ceremony?”
“He said,” Claire explained, “that the purpose of marriage is to have children and raise them Catholic. And that since I’d had a hysterectomy, we would never be able to have children-that every time we had intercourse, we would be making a mockery of marital love. That’s what he said. Then he told us to go away.”
Koesler shook his head again. If Joe Btfsplk’s black cloud had been in the church, it would have been directly above Koesler.
“Well, then, we got to thinking,” Lacki said. “This Dr. Green is such a … uh …” He seemed to be rejecting a series of colloquial epithets that were not fit for polite conversation, especially when the circle included a priest. “… such a rotten guy, that we wondered if he’d actually done what he said he did.”
“You’d know, wouldn’t you?” Koesler said to Claire. “I mean, you’re either having periods or you’re not.”
Claire was surprised that a celibate man would know that much about female physiology. “Well, we thought that maybe he lied to us. Lies were mother’s milk to him. Maybe whatever he’d done could be reversed or repaired. Like sometimes tying the tubes can be reversed.…”
“She was going to go to a gynecologist and have it checked out,” Lacki said.
“But,” Claire interrupted, “something told me there was a better way. Remember that nurse I mentioned-the one who was so kind to me when I was operated on? She was right there, as far as I know, assisting the doctor. We thought maybe she could tell us exactly what really happened.”
“Were you able to find her?”
“Finding her wasn’t so tough,” Lacki said. “Getting her to talk about the operation was another thing. Normally, I guess, a nurse isn’t supposed to talk about things like that … especially to a patient.” Koesler nodded in agreement.
“But,” Claire added, “I think maybe she felt sorry for me-and probably by this time she’d made a judgment. Still, we had to plead with her for quite a while. We promised her we wouldn’t say anything to anybody. But I think that finally maybe by this time she just was disgusted enough that she was willing to take the chance. And after I explained the trouble we were getting from the Catholic Church, she was definitely sympathetic. I was figuring on that ….” She paused.
“And?” Koesler prompted.
“And she told us what happened. She insisted that she could tell us only what she saw, and her interpretation of what the doctor did that day. But she also said that she’d had a lot of experience in the OR-that’s operating room-”
“He knows that, Claire,” Lacki said. “He watches television … don’t you, Father?”
“My share.”
“Well, anyway,” Claire continued, “once she started talking, it was like she couldn’t stop. I guess she just wanted to get it all off her mind. She said that Dr. Green’s way of doing things is like he’s God. Usually he doesn’t say anything to anybody unless there’s a problem or somebody goofs. And then all hell breaks loose. But he never explains what he’s doing or talks to anybody. Actually, Lana said he’s a first-class surgeon, but a fourth-class human being-her words, Father,” she added.
“Anyway, when he finished removing my uterus, he put it in the dish they have for that. Usually, Lana is the one who takes the organ or tissue or whatever’s amputated, and brings it down to the pathology department for examination and evaluation.
“But when she reached for the dish, the doctor told her in no uncertain terms to leave it, that he would take it himself.
“That was enough out of the ordinary for her to take a second look at the organ. She said she was surprised. Not only did it seem to be normal, without any signs of the cancer, but-let me see if I can get her words right on this-’cause it’s important-she said my uterus was ‘enlarged and rich in congested blood supply.’” She paused again.
“Which means …?”
“Which means I was pregnant!”
“Which,” Koesler said, “means the father was …”
“Moe Green,” Claire supplied.
Koesler had to pause to absorb the enormity of what he was hearing.
“I won’t claim,” Claire said, “that I was eligible to crown the Blessed Mother in the May Procession. But once I linked up with Moe, I was faithful to him. He was the father of my baby. He killed his own child.”
Though she had come to terms with this evil act, tears trickled down her cheeks. She wiped them away angrily. Stan patted her shoulder.
“That nurse-Lana Kushner-said that later that day she tried to check on the pathology report,” Lacki said. “The sample that Green submitted was cancerous. Which could mean that she was wrong-or that the doctor substituted a diseased organ for Claire’s. But she said she really didn’t think she was wrong.
“Anyway, there’s nothing can be done about it. It was her word against the doctor’s. And,” he said bitterly, “everybody knows which one the hospital would believe.”
Claire, her face a mask of sorrow, nodded. “After we talked to the nurse, I called him … called Moe. I didn’t tell him how I knew, but I asked him how he could have done it …. why he’d done that to me ….” The tears came again. “He didn’t even answer; he just sort of snorted-or maybe it was a laugh-and hung up.” She was close to weeping at the futility of it all.
Koesler shook his head again, this time in a mixture of sympathy and anger. “Claire, I don’t know how you are holding up under all this. But let’s take things one at a time. You said you had a couple of problems with your marriage to Stan?”