White strangers had begun to arrive on the Spokane Indian Reservation to listen to this all-Indian rock and blues band. A lot of those New Agers showed up with their crystals, expecting to hear-some ancient Indian wisdom and got a good dose of Sex Pistols covers instead. In emulation of all their rock heroes, who destroyed hotel rooms with style and wit, Victor and Junior trashed their own HUD house. Both lived together in a tiny HUD house with faulty wiring and no indoor plumbing. They slept in the house only when there was no other alternative.
One evening, after a long rehearsal, Victor decided he was the Beatles.
“I’m McCartney and Lennon all rolled up into one,” Victor said. “Thomas is George. And Junior, you get to be Ringo.”
“Shit,” Junior said, “how come I have to be Ringo?”
“If the Ringo fits,” Victor said, “then wear it.”
Thomas knew it was just the beginning but was already frightened by how much Victor and Junior had improved. Victor, especially. He played that guitar like a crazy man, and chords and riffs and notes jumped out of that thing like fancydancers. If you looked close enough, you saw the music rising off the strings and frets.
Two white women, Betty and Veronica, had somehow found their way to the reservation and showed up at every rehearsal. They even parked their car outside Irene’s Grocery and set up camp. Betty slept in the front seat and Veronica slept in the back. Both had long blonde hair and wore too much Indian jewelry. Turquoise rings, silver feather earrings, beaded necklaces. They always appeared in sundresses with matching Birkenstocks.
“Jeez,” said one Spokane woman to another, “those New Age princesses like Indian men, enit?”
“Enit, but they don’t know what they’re getting into, do they?”
Betty and Veronica always stood in the front row and sang along with the band. They had great voices, which could be heard even through the noise that the band created. After the band had quit for the night, Betty and Veronica often entertained the stragglers by playing a few songs themselves. Both played guitar, and they sang duet on their own songs:
Indian boy, don’t go away
Indian boy, what did you say?
Indian boy, I’ll turn on the light
Indian boy, come home tonight
Most of the Spokane Indian women wanted to kick Betty and Veronica off the reservation, but the Indian men lined up every night to listen to the white women’s songs. David WalksAlong had even invited them to his home for dinner. WalksAlong was nearly a gourmet cook and could do wondrous things with commodity food. But Betty and Veronica were scared of Michael White Hawk.
They did go home with Junior and Victor one night, and everybody on the reservation knew about it. Little Indian boys crept around the house and tried to peek in the windows. All of them swore they saw the white women naked, then bragged it wasn’t the first time they’d seen a naked white woman. None of them had seen a naked Indian woman, let alone a white woman. But the numbers of naked white women who had visited the Spokane Indian Reservation rapidly grew in the boys’ imaginations, as if the size of their lies proved they were warriors.
Betty and Veronica did not take off their clothes that night, although Betty shared a bed with Junior and Veronica with Victor.
“Am I your first Indian man?” Junior asked Betty.
“No.”
“How many?”
“A few.”
“How many is a few?”
“About five or six, I guess.”
“You guess?”
“Well, some were only part Indian,” Betty said.
“Jeez, which part?” asked Junior. Betty kissed him then to shut him up. Both fell asleep with their shoes on.
In the other bedroom, Victor had his hand down Veronica’s pants within a few seconds. She kept pushing it away, but Victor was persistent.
“Stop,” Veronica said. “I don’t want you to do that.”
“Why you come in here, then?” Victor asked.
“Because I like you.”
“How much do you like me?”
“You’re the best. I mean, you’re an Indian and a guitar player. How much better could you be?”
Victor pushed his hand down her pants again.
“Please stop,” she said. “I just want to kiss. I’m not ready to do that.”
Victor removed his hand but pushed Veronica’s head down near his crotch.
“Do that,” he said.
“No, I don’t do that. I don’t like it.”
“Come on.”
“No. But I’ll do it with my hand.”
Victor unbuttoned his pants and closed his eyes. Afterwards, Veronica curled up next to him as he snored. She was cold and wanted to get under the blankets but didn’t want to wake him up.
Betty and Veronica left the next morning, before Junior and Victor even woke, but they left a note. Junior read it to Victor.
“Shit,” Victor said. “They live where?”
“Seattle,” Junior said. “They have to go back to work.”
“Work? Where do they work?”
“At some bookstore, I guess. But it says here they own the bookstore.”
“Own the bookstore? Man, they must be rich, enit?” I guess.
Betty and Veronica were co-owners of a New Age bookstore in the Capitol Hill section of Seattle. They had temporarily closed it down when rumors of the all-Indian rock band hit the store. They had driven to Wellpinit, three hundred and six miles away, in six hours.
“What’s the name of the bookstore?” Victor asked.
“I don’t know. They left a bookmark though. It says ‘Doppelgangers.’”
“What the hell is a doppelganger?”
“I think it means twins or something. Like a shadow of you.
“White shadows, enit?” Victor asked.
“I guess,” Junior said.
“Do you think they’ll be back?”
“I hope so.”
The gossip about the band spread from reservation to reservation. All kinds of Indians showed up: Yakama, Lummi, Makah, Snohomish, Coeur d’Alene. Thomas and his band had developed a small following before they ever played a gig. If they’d had a phone, it would have been ringing. If they’d had a post office box, it would have been stuffed. Indians talked about the band at powwows and feasts, at softball tournaments and education conferences. But the band still didn’t have a name.
“We need a name for this band,” Thomas said after another well-attended rehearsal.
“How about Bloodthirsty Savages?” Victor asked.
“That’s a cool name, enit?” Junior asked.
“I was thinking about Coyote Springs,” Thomas said.
“That’s too damn Indian,” Junior said. “It’s always Coyote this, Coyote that. I’m sick of Coyote.”
“Fuck Coyote,” Victor said.
Lightning fell on the reservation right then, and a small fire started down near the Midnight Uranium Mine. Coyote stole Junior’s water truck and hid it in the abandoned dance hall at the powwow grounds. The truck was too big for the doors, so nobody was sure how that truck fit in there. Junior lost his job, but he had to take that truck apart piece by piece and reassemble it outside first.
The entire band was unemployed now, and Coyote had proven his strength, so the band accepted the name and became Coyote Springs. But it wasn’t a happy marriage. Coyote Springs argued back and forth all the time. Victor and Junior threatened to quit the band every day, and Thomas brought them back with promises of money and magazine covers. Victor and Junior liked to sit outside the Trading Post in Thomas’s blue van and pose for all the women who happened to walk by.
“Ya-hey,” Victor called out to the full-blood Indian women. He also called out to the white women who worked for the Tribe, especially those nurses from the IHS Clinic. Victor had a thing for white nylons, but the nurses ignored him.