Blair stared at his scone. A whiff of brimstone emanated from Mrs. Hogendobber’s sentence.
“This young man will find his own way. All paths lead to God, Miranda.”
“Don’t try to sidetrack me with tolerance,” she snapped.
“I’d never do that.” Reverend Jones slipped in that dig.
“I can appreciate your concern for my soul.” Blair’s baritone caressed Mrs. Hogendobber’s ears. “But I’m sorry to disappoint you both. The fact is I’m a Catholic, and while I can’t say I agree with or practice my faith as strictly as the Pope would wish, I occasionally go to Mass.”
The Reverend laid down his scone, dripping with orange marmalade made by Mrs. Hogendobber’s skilled hands. “A Lutheran is just a Catholic without the incense.”
This made both Blair and his hostess laugh. The Reverend was never one to allow dogma to stand in the way of affection and often, in the dead of night, he himself found little solace in the rigors of doctrine. Reverend Jones was a true shepherd to his flock. Let the intellectuals worry about transubstantiation and the Virgin Birth—he had babies to baptize, couples to counsel, the sick to succor, and burials to perform. He hated that latter part of his calling but he prayed to himself that the souls of his flock would go to God, even the most miserable wretches.
“If you don’t mind my asking, Reverend, how did you find out about the cemetery being mowed?” Blair wondered.
“Oh, Harry told me this morning as she walked in to work. Said her little doggie dashed over there as she was doing her chores and she caught her in the cemetery.”
“She walks to work?” Blair was incredulous. “It has to be two miles at least, one way.”
“Oh, yes. She likes the exercise. By the time she gets to the post office she’s already put in a good two to three hours of farm chores. A born farmer, Harry. In the bones. She’ll make a good neighbor.”
“Which brings me to the subject of your renaming your place Yellow Mountain Farm.” Mrs. Hogendobber composed herself for what she thought would be a siege of argument.
“It’s at the base of Yellow Mountain and so I naturally—”
She interrupted him. “It’s been Foxden since the beginning of the eighteenth century and I’m surprised Jane Fogleman did not inform you, as she is normally a fountain of information.”
The Reverend shrewdly took a pass on this one, even though the land in question was part of his heritage. He hadn’t the money to buy it nor the inclination to farm it, so he thought he had little right to tell the man what to call his purchase.
“That long?” Blair thought a moment. “Maybe Jane did mention it.”
“Did you read your deed?” Mrs. Hogendobber demanded.
“No, I let the lawyers do that. I’ve tried to wrestle some order out of the place though.”
“Pokeweeds,” the Reverend calmly said as he downed another scone.
“Is that what you call them?”
“In polite company.” Herbie laughed.
“Herbert, you are deliberately sidetracking this discussion, which, for the sake of the Historical Society of Greater Crozet, I must conduct.”
“Mrs. Hogendobber, if it means that much to you and the Historical Society, I will of course keep the name of Foxden.”
“Oh.” Mrs. Hogendobber hadn’t expected to win so easily. It rather disappointed her.
The Reverend Jones chuckled to himself that the Crozet Historical Society sometimes became the Crozet Hysterical Society but he was glad the old farm would keep its name.
Both gentlemen rose to go and she forgot to give Blair one of her pumpkins, a lesser specimen because she was saving the monster pumpkin for the Harvest Fair.
Blair walked with Reverend Jones to his church and then bade him goodbye, turning back to the post office. He passed a vagrant wearing old jeans and a baseball jacket and walking along the railroad track. The man appeared ageless; he could have been thirty or fifty. The sight startled him. Blair hadn’t expected to see someone like that in Crozet.
As Blair pushed open the post office door Tucker rushed out to greet him. Mrs. Murphy withheld judgment. Dogs needed affection and attention so much that in Mrs. Murphy’s estimation they could be fooled far more easily than a cat could be. If she’d given herself a minute to think, though, she would have had to admit she was being unfair to her best friend. Tucker’s feelings about people hit the bull’s-eye more often than not. Mrs. Murphy did allow herself a stretch on the counter and Blair came over to scratch her ears.
“Good afternoon, critters.”
They replied, as did Harry from the back room. “Sounds like my new neighbor. Check your box. You’ve got a pink package slip.”
As Blair slipped the key into the ornate post box he called out to Harry, “Is the package pink too?”
The sound of the package hitting the counter coincided with Blair’s shutting his box. A slap and a click. He snapped his fingers to add to the rhythm.
Harry drawled, “Musical?”
“Happy.”
“Good.” She shoved the package toward him.
“Mind if I open this?”
“No, you’ll satisfy my natural curiosity.” She leaned over as Little Marilyn Sanburne flounced through the door accompanied by her husband, who sported new horn-rimmed glasses. Fitz-Gilbert Hamilton devoured Esquire and GQ. The results were as one saw.
“A bum on the streets of Crozet!” Little Marilyn complained.
“What?”
Little Marilyn pointed. Harry came out from behind the counter to observe the scraggly, bearded fellow, his face in profile. She returned to her counter.
Fitz-Gilbert said, “Some people have bad luck.”
“Some people are lazy,” declared Little Marilyn, who had never worked a day in her life.
She bumped into Blair when she whirled around to behold the wanderer one more time.
“Sorry. Let me get out of your way.” Blair pushed his carton over to the side of the counter.
Harry began introductions.
Fitz-Gilbert stuck out his hand and heartily said, “Fitz-Gilbert Hamilton. Princeton, 1980.”
Blair blinked and then shook his hand. “Blair Bainbridge. Yale, 1979.”
That caught Fitz-Gilbert off guard for a moment. “Before that?”
“St. Paul’s,” came the even reply.
“Andover,” Fitz-Gilbert said.
“I bet you boys have friends in common,” Little Marilyn added—without interest, since the conversation was not about her.
“We’ll have to sit down over a brew and find out,” Fitz-Gilbert offered. He was genuinely friendly, while his wife was merely correct.
“Thank you. I’d enjoy that. I’m over at Foxden.”
“We know.” Little Marilyn added her two cents.
“Small town. Everybody knows everything.” Fitz-Gilbert laughed.
The Hamiltons left laden with mail and mail-order catalogues.
“Crozet’s finest.” Blair looked to Harry.
“They think so.” Harry saw no reason to disguise her assessment of Little Marilyn and her husband.
Mrs. Murphy hopped into Blair’s package.
“Why don’t you like them?” Blair inquired.
“It helps if you meet Momma. Big Marilyn—or Mim.”
“Big Marilyn?”
“I kid you not. You’ve just had the pleasure of meeting Little Marilyn. Her father is the mayor of Crozet and they have more money than God. She married Fitz-Gilbert a year or so ago in a social extravaganza on a par with the wedding of Prince Charles and Lady Di. Didn’t Mrs. Hogendobber fill you in?”
“She allowed as how everyone here has a history which she would be delighted to relate, but the Reverend Jones interrupted her plans, I think.” Blair started to laugh. The townspeople were nothing if not amusing and he liked Harry. He had liked her right off the bat, a phrase that kept circling in his brain although he didn’t know why.
Harry noticed Mrs. Murphy rustling in Blair’s package. “Hey, hey, out of there, Miss Puss.”
In reply Mrs. Murphy scrunched farther down in the box. Only the tips of her ears showed.