"Oh, not at all," the salesman said. "It only costs you five hundred dollars for the extra room. That is a flat and standard charge."
"This is a prefabricated house, isn't it?" asked Ann.
"I suppose you would call it that, although it does the house injustice. When you say 'prefabricated' you are thinking of a house that is pre-cut and sort of stuck together. Takes a week or ten days to put it together and then you just have a shell — no heating plant, no fireplace, no nothing."
"I'm interested in this extra room angle," said Vickers. "You say that when they want an extra room they just call you up and you come out and stick one on."
The salesman stiffened slightly. "Not _exactly_, sir. We stick nothing on. We _redesign_ your house. At all times, your house is well planned and practical, designed in accordance with the highest scientific and esthetic concepts of what a home should be. In some cases, adding another room means that we have to change the whole house around, rearrange the rooms and such.
"Of course," he added, "if you wanted to change the place completely the best thing might be to trade the house in on a new one. For doing that we make a service charge of one per cent per year of the original cost, plus, of course, the charge for the extra rooms."
He looked at the two of them, hopefully. "You have a house, perhaps?"
"A little cottage up the valley," said Vickers. "It's not much of a place."
"Worth how much, would you say?"
"Fifteen or twenty thousand, but I doubt if I could get that much."
"We'd give you twenty thousand," said the salesman, "subject to appraisal. Our appraisals are most liberal."
"Look," said Vickers, "I'd only want a five or six room house. That would only come to twenty five hundred or three thousand."
"Oh, that's all right," the salesman told him. "We'd pay the difference in cash."
"That doesn't make sense!"
"Why, of course it does. We're quite willing to pay the going market value on existing structures in order to introduce our own. In your case, we'd pay you the difference, then we'd take your old place and move it away and set up the new one. It's as simple as that."
Ann spoke to Vickers. "Go ahead and tell the man that you aren't iaving any. This sounds like a good sound business proposition to me, so of course you'll turn it down."
"Madam," said the salesman, "I don't quite understand."
"It's just a private joke," Vickers interrupted.
"Ah… well, I was telling you that this house has some special features."
"Go ahead, please," said Ann. "Tell us about them."
"Very happy to. For instance there is the solar plant. You know what a solar plant is."
Vickers nodded. "A power plant operated by the sun."
"Exactly," said the salesman. "This plant, however, is somewhat more efficient than the usual solar plant. It not only heats the house in winter, but supplies electrical power for all the year around. It eliminates the necessity of relying upon a public utility for your power. I might add there is plenty of power, much more than you will ever need."
"A nice feature," said Ann.
"And it comes fully equipped. You get a refrigerator and a home freezer, an automatic washer and dryer, a dish washer, a garbage disposal unit, a toaster, a waffle iron, radio, television, and other odds and ends."
"Paying extra for them, of course," said Vickers.
"Oh, indeed not. _All_ you pay is five hundred a room."
"And beds?" asked Ann. "Chairs and stuff like that?"
"I'm sorry," said the salesman. "You have to furnish those yourself."
"There is an extra charge," Vickers persisted, "for carting way the old house and putting up the new one."
The salesman drew himself erect and spoke with quiet dignity. "I want you to understand that this is an honest offer. There are _no_ hidden costs. You buy the house and pay — or arrange to pay — at the rate of five hundred a room. We have trained crews of workmen who move away your old house and erect the new one. All of that is included in the original cost. There is nothing added on. Of course, some buyers want to change location. In that case we are usually able to work out an acceptable exchange plan between their old real estate and the new location they select. You, I presume, would want to stay where you are. You said you were up the valley. A most attractive place."
"Well, I don't know," said Vickers.
"I forgot to mention one thing," the salesman went on.
"You never have to paint this house. It is built of material that is of the same color all the way through. The color never wears off or fades. We have a wide range of very attractive color combinations."
"We don't want to take up too much of your time," said Vickers. "You see, we're not really customers. We just dropped _in_."
"But you have a house?"
"Yes, I have a house."
"And we stand ready to replace the house and pay you a comfortable sum besides."
"I know all that," said Vickers, "but…"
"It seems to me," the salesman said, "that you should be the one trying to sell me instead of me trying to sell you."
"I have a house, and I like it. How would I know I'd like one of these new houses?"
"Why, sir," said the salesman, "I just been telling you —»
"I'm used to my house. I'm acquainted with it and it's used to me. I've become attached to it."
"Jay Vickers!" said Ann. "You can't become that attached to a house in three years. To hear you talk about it, you'd think it was your old ancestral home."
Vickers was obstinate. "I have the feel of it. I know the place. There's a creaky board in the dining room and I step on it on purpose at times just to hear it creak. And there's a pair of robins that have a nest in the vine on the porch and there's a cricket in the basement. I've hunted for that cricket, but I never could find him; he was too smart for me. And now I wouldn't touch him if I could, because he's a part of the house and —»
"You'd never be bothered with crickets in one of our houses. They have bug repellent built right into them. You never are bothered with mosquitoes or ants or crickets or anything of the sort."
"But I'm not bothered with this cricket," said Vickers. "That is what I was trying to tell you. I like it. I'm not sure I'd like a house where a cricket couldn't live. Now, mice, that's a little different."
"I dare say," declared the salesman, "that you would not have mice in one of our houses."
"I won't have any in mine, either. I called in an exterminator to get rid of them, and they'll be gone by the time I get home."
"One thing is bothering me, said Ann to the salesman. "You remember all that equipment you mentioned, the washer and refrigerator and…"
"Yes, certainly."
"But you didn't mention anything about a stove."
"Didn't I?" asked the salesman. "Now, how could I have let it slip my mind? Of course you get a stove."
CHAPTER NINE
WHEN the bus reached Cliffwood, darkness was begin to fall. Vickers bought a paper at the corner drugstore and made his way across the street to the town's one clean cafe.
He had ordered the meal and was just starting on the paper when a piping voice hailed him.
"Hi, there, Mr. Vickers."
Vickers put down the paper and looked up. It was Jane, the little girl who had come for breakfast.