The rest of the evening was spent in the game room, where the main topic of conversation was my near-drowning and Poe’s rescue. Clarissa and George even performed a two-person reenactment with the help of the edge of the billiard table and a few too many glasses of wine. The patriarchs present were utterly enthralled.
I sat to the side, adding commentary and applause where necessary, but mostly keeping my hand wrapped around that package of mints.
How cheesy was that? I mean, Life Savers? What a dork.
But I still held them. So what did that make me?
I crashed early, picked my way back through the woods to the girls’ cabin, and slept like the dead[4] for the rest of the night. Later, Clarissa told me that the others had arrived back around four in the morning, drunk (except for Jenny, who had stuck to soda) and singing some Diggers tune from the Roaring Twenties (including Jenny, who’d honed her pipes through years of choir practice). But it would have taken a whole corps of moonshiners to rouse me from my slumber.
Unfortunately, my early-to-bed behavior meant I was up at the crack of dawn.
Mindful of my unconscious bunkmates, I dressed in the dim light filtering through the window screens and slipped out into the morning. A thin layer of mist lay over the island, blanketing the path with dew and muffling the sound of the waves on the shore.
Because the morning was a tad on the chilly side, I wore a lightweight hoodie over my shorts and tank top combo. As Poe had instructed, I’d chosen sneakers rather than ballet flats—my only other option since my flip-flops had found their way to Davy Jones’s footlocker.
Poe. Was I really going to spend the day with him? And was it like…a date?
Well, if it was, it was my fault. I’d asked him out last night. Well, asked him to hang out, anyway.
Ugh. What was I thinking? I didn’t ask guys out. I’d never done so. Call me old-fashioned. And if I was going to start, Poe wouldn’t be my choice.
But the facts were incontrovertible. I’d asked Poe to be with me today. Poe. Not Clarissa, not Malcolm, not Jenny, who owed me sitting out a snorkeling session or two, and not George, who may or may not be interested in kissing and making up. Poe. Jamie. Whatever. Him.
Why? Maybe I’d been suffering the aftereffect of some near-death brain chemical? Perhaps it had impaired my decision-making skills. Or maybe it was even worse than that. Maybe I’d been all giddy and power-drunk off that little tidbit Malcolm had given me about Poe. It wouldn’t be the first time I’d played fast and loose with someone’s feelings.[5]
Without realizing it, I’d broken into a jog, disturbing slumbering seabirds as I pounded through the underbrush in an attempt to escape this unfortunate line of thought. No! I hadn’t made a plan with Poe because Malcolm told me he liked me. It was because I’d wanted to talk to him ever since he saved my life.
Right, Amy. Because gratitude is a much better motivation.
I ran faster, but pretty soon I was going to run out of land. My chest grew tight, and I regretted not having made it to the gym as much as I should have since December.
When I reached the docks, I slowed and rested, looking out over the mist-shrouded water. There was an easy solution to this. Cancel.
But that one didn’t appeal to me at all. I remembered our impromptu pizza party, long before I’d known he liked me, long before either of us had gone overboard. I’d had fun that night. Maybe we’d have fun today. It didn’t have to be a date. He was a patriarch, I was a knight. That was plenty of reason right there that it wouldn’t be a date. I had firsthand knowledge of how bad society incest could get and I was never going there again.
Even if we weren’t talking about Poe.
Malcolm didn’t seem to think there was any real potential, either. He’d said as much last night. There was too much water under the bridge between Poe and me. Maybe he had some sort of bizarre crush on me, and maybe I thought he was attractive on the few occasions that he wasn’t actively scowling, but neither of those things is groundwork for a relationship.
Thus decided, I headed back toward the main compound. Thin sunlight had started seeping through the overcast sky, leading me to suspect that it would all burn off later in the morning. Good. I hadn’t come to Florida only to get more gray weather.
I took stock of the buildings. The boys’ cabin was dark, as I’d expected, as were the caretaker’s cottage and the upper floors of the main building. I heard someone banging pots and pans around in the kitchen, probably getting ready for breakfast. The tomb, of course, was still and silent. I wondered if the Cavador Key version retained any of the grandeur of the New Haven original. Nothing to do at the moment but find out.
Unlike our tomb’s giant double doors with the copper book-shaped handles, this tomb’s more modest entrance reflected the Spanish style of the architecture. It was an arched doorway, with a door of simple painted aluminum, whose only embellishment was the painted ironwork grate in front, patterned in a mix of swirls, flowers, and little hexagons. The latch featured an analog keypad.
I stared at the numbers. Could it be that simple? I tapped out 3 1 2.
Nothing. This was probably information they gave out on the tour. Bummer. Oh well, I guess I’d have to come back later, after I’d been enlightened.
“Young lady!” A hand clamped down on my elbow. “What are you doing?”
I whirled around—was whirled around, to be more precise. The caretaker was glaring down at me, a vicious-looking machete in his spare hand.
“Let go!” I cried, wrenching free from his grip and backing up, right into the wrought-iron grate. Great, the Diggers employed sword-wielding maniacs. I was going to die, and my parents thought I was in South Beach.
“What are you doing?” he asked again, and I noticed in retrospect that he hadn’t actually raised said machete. Up close, Saltzman didn’t strike me as the despot the other Diggirls had painted him to be after yesterday’s tour. He seemed to be well into his seventies—though it was difficult to tell how much was age and how much was weathering—with the sort of burgundy leather skin that was a result of several decades spent in the sun. His nose was a mass of bumps and scar tissue that spoke to more than one surgery for basal cell carcinoma, and each eyebrow sported enough white hair for four. His eyes were blue, his manner cautious and crotchety, but not altogether unlikeable.
I straightened, remembering that this guy worked for me. “I’m looking at the tomb,” I said, in a voice as haughty as I could muster, given the circumstances. “Be so good as to give me the pass code?”
He switched hands with knife and gave me his right. I rolled my eyes and provided him with the proper society handshake. Then, for good measure, I lifted the edge of my shirt so he could see the pin stuck through my belt loop. “D177, Saltzman.”
“So I see.” He seemed to relax. “I apologize, miss. It’s just instinct. I’m not used to seeing females around here who aren’t wives or daughters. And the tomb is off-limits to them.”
“Well, times are changing.”
“Don’t go getting defensive with me, missy. I have no problem with the new policy. Makes things a bit complicated around here, but it’s just one of those things. I’m sure we’ll all adjust just fine.” He gestured with the machete as he spoke, which spooked me more than a little. “You’re the one who missed the tour, huh?”
“Yes. Amy Haskel. I had an…emergency.”
“So I heard. Well, no time like the present. I like that you don’t spend all day in bed like some of them.”
I didn’t know exactly how to respond to that.
He reached past me for the gate. “It’s 3122, see? The second tomb.”
How creative. I followed him inside, and watched as he lit a few sconces on the wall. The yellow glow flickered over the walls and he turned to me. “What do you think?”
4
Not surprising, given the confessor’s busy day, near-death experience, and boy-related stress. And she thought fellowship applications were tough!
5
The confessor might consider working a little harder on that whole goal of forgetting Brandon.