“She freaked out when she discovered Dee had been using her snorkel.”
Oh dear God. “That’s ridiculous.” What, did she think being a black lesbian was contagious?
“I think it’s the last time we’ll be using the yacht, that’s for sure,” Clarissa said. “What a bitch.”
Back at the compound, someone had already notified Salt about the supposed “intruders” out on the crescent beach, and he was mobilizing for a full sweep of the island. I looked around, hoping to take my cue from Poe, but he was nowhere to be seen. George was looking at me with barely concealed interest, and when I raised my chin he just shrugged and smiled.
Ben came over to us. “I’ve volunteered to take the north part of the island. Want to come with me?”
“Nah,” George said, obviously enormously amused. “I think I’ll stay here, make sure the compound’s safe. Whatever we saw, I don’t think it’s a big deal.” He turned to me. “What do you think, Amy?”
“I’m not sure,” I answered smoothly. “I wasn’t there to see.”
“Of course you weren’t.” He nodded.
“Well, I know what I saw,” Clarissa claimed. “Two people walking right up the beach and into the forest. They’re probably still here.”
“I’d guess so,” George said, and I resisted the urge to sock him. “From what I saw.”
“Maybe you didn’t see it right,” I said to him. “Did you have your glasses on?”
“I’ve got 20/20,” Clarissa said. “I saw it just fine.”
“What the lady said.” George’s smile didn’t get any less tempting with time. But now the temptation I felt was decidedly more violent than carnal.
“I’ll come with you,” Clarissa said to Ben, and I found it expedient to join them lest I be left alone with George Harrison Prescott again.
To my surprise, the sweep turned up the remnants of a campfire (several days old, according to former Boy Scout Ben), six Budweiser cans, and a waterproof tape recorder that we promptly relieved of its cassette, though it hadn’t seemed to record anything more than the sound of the waves.
“We’ve been bugged!” Clarissa exclaimed, vindicated.
I considered admitting that it had been Poe and me she’d seen out on the crescent beach, just to take her down a notch. In light of the evidence, however, I refrained.
The search party assigned to the aforementioned crescent reported traces of footprints but couldn’t even ascertain the direction in which the parties had been moving and, naturally, they found no sign of the boat that the hypothetical trespassers had used to get onto the island. From this “evidence,” everyone concluded that whoever they’d been, they’d left Cavador Key by now.
After that, we all had a late lunch, at which the majority of the conversation focused on our findings, and on how best to avoid Kadie Myer for the remainder of the trip. Luckily, she and her husband hadn’t taken lunch in the main room, perhaps suspecting that she’d fallen out of favor with the knights. The entire meal was patriarch-free, as a matter of fact, and I was spared a run-in with Poe, as well as the no-doubt curious/accusatory presence of Malcolm.
I only hoped that wherever they were, they weren’t together, and discussing me.
Apparently, the evening plans included a fully formal tomb meeting for all society members present, and there was much speculation among the knights about whether or not Gehry would show his face as the lunch morphed into a lazy afternoon. Clarissa took up a post on the sunny lawn beyond the porch and laid out with an impressive stack of gossip magazines. George and the other boys started a poker tournament, except for Harun, who was having an intense debate with Jenny in the corner. I came close enough to hear them only once, and the subject matter seemed to be theological enough to make me keep my distance from that point on. Demetria was on the porch steps, painting her toenails with rainbow colors. I thought it was some sort of statement, until I got closer and noticed the designs all featured smiling suns and flowers as well.
“You’re pretty good,” I observed.
Demetria wiggled her left foot. “Want me to do yours?”
“Little Rose & Grave symbols?” I suggested.
“Subtle, Amy. Real subtle.”
I sat down and stuck out my foot. “Then you pick.”
By now, George had been knocked out of the tournament[6], and joined Clarissa on her towel, amusing himself with dramatic readings of the articles in her tabloids.
“‘It’s been a nightmare for her. She’s practically a prisoner in her own home!’ claims a source close to the starlet. ‘He even tells her what she’s allowed to eat!’ This is boring.” George flipped through a few pages. “Are there any articles on Odile?”
“Try Life & Style.” Clarissa tossed him another magazine. “According to them, she stole Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend.”
“That’s our girl.”
Behind me, the porch door swung open, and Kadie stepped out. She glanced down at the steps, saw me sitting with my foot in Demetria’s lap, and let out the tiniest of sniffs.
Demetria’s brush stilled on my nail. I looked up at Kadie. “Am I in your way?” I asked coldly.
“No,” she said, but couldn’t seem to make a wide enough arc around us. I watched her pick her way down the steps and onto the lawn. She looked back at us and rolled her eyes, but it was her mouth I saw moving.
Dykes…
And then she was splayed out on the lawn, spread-eagled and gasping for breath.
“Wow, are you all right?” George asked. He was closest, but didn’t offer her a hand. “The path’s a bit uneven here.”
Clarissa buried her face in her magazine, but I saw her shoulders shaking. Had George tripped the barbarian?
Kadie rose and brushed away the crushed shells imbedded in her palms and shins.
“I’d be more careful around here if I were you,” George added.
“Who do you think you are?” she sputtered.
George rested his chin on his hand and smiled sweetly at her. “Who do you think we are?”
Clarissa sat up and swept her hair over her shoulder so that the Rose & Grave tattoo on her shoulder blade was clearly visible.
The barbarian fell back a step or two, then cast a glance around the porch. Harun and Jenny were staring at her, and Kevin and Ben had put a hold on their hands. Outnumbered, she turned and stomped off.
“Bitch,” Demetria mumbled, and returned to painting my toes.
Malcolm and Poe came up the path a few minutes later, and I found myself suddenly fascinated with Demetria’s work.
“How’s it going?” Malcolm asked, leaning against the nearest post.
“How would you suggest getting rid of a pesky barbarian?” George asked him, flipping another page.
“The usual. Sacrifice, altar, sacred knife, full moon. What do you think, Jamie?”
“Sounds good.” I flinched at the sound of Poe’s voice and Demetria tightened her grip on my ankle. “Who’s the target?” Poe went on. I sneaked a look at him from the corner of my eye. His attention was on Clarissa, who was doing yoga. In a bikini. The tease.
“Frank Myer’s wife,” George said in a bored tone.
“Jeez, can I help?” Malcolm said. “I can’t stand that bitch.”
“Yeah, and she doesn’t even know about you,” I murmured under my breath.
“Not for long, kid,” Malcolm said, and ruffled my hair. I looked up at him, and he gave me an easy smile. Maybe Poe hadn’t said anything at all about our morning?
“Did you hear about our excitement?” Clarissa asked, from downward-facing dog. She swept into a sphinx pose. “Strangers broke onto the island this morning.”
“Really?” Malcolm asked.
Demetria nodded and put the cap back on the nail polish bottle. “Yeah. Clarissa saw them from the boat.”
There! There. The merest flicker in Poe’s eyes. George looked up from his magazine, but he clearly couldn’t read Poe as well as I could. I wondered what Malcolm saw on his friend’s face. I forced myself to turn away from him, but every few seconds I couldn’t help but glance up to see if he was looking in my direction. No, nope, and always negatory.