‘I never rated swucksont-nurf before,’ said Freddie happily.
The snow had grown two inches on the window ledge. Freddie had grown several inches and diminished again. The logs had died in the grate before Lizzie leaned up on her elbow smoothing the red-gold curls on his chest.
‘I love you,’ she said softly, so as not to wake him.
Freddie opened an eye. ‘I meant it when I said come live wiv me and be my love,’ he said.
The following Tuesday morning James Vereker had a rare and intimate breakfast with his five-year-old daughter Eleanor. Usually James fled the din of little children in the morning and either had his muesli, prunes and herbal tea in bed or breakfasted at the Corinium canteen after a work-out in the gym. This week he and Lizzie were recording their second programme in the series on the way children enrich and restrict a marriage. James had already written his script which began: ‘As a caring parent, I. .’ and was now, in between reading the Guardian, doing a little research into fatherhood.
Sebastian, Ellie’s brother, who’d already got soaked making a snowman and nearly drowned testing the ice on the lake, was upstairs having his clothes changed by Jilly, the dependable boot of a nanny. Lizzie was working. Ellie was eating a boiled egg, dreamily dipping buttered toast soldiers into the yolk.
‘I hope you’ll watch “Round-Up” tonight,’ James said to her. ‘We’re visiting the zoo and filming a new polar bear cub, which is called James after me.’
‘I saw Freddie bare the other night,’ said Ellie dreamily.
‘I don’t think I know Freddie Bear,’ said James. ‘Do the BBC make it, or is it one of ours?’
‘I saw Freddie bare,’ repeated Ellie.
‘I heard you,’ said James patiently. ‘Is it a new cartoon?’
‘No — Freddie bare. He was on the bed with Mummy. They were struggling.’
James put down his spoon. ‘I beg your pardon?’
‘I wanted a drink of water, so I went into Mummy’s room. Freddie and Mummy were in bed. Freddie was bare, but Mummy was wearing long socks with her bottom hanging out.’
James went very red in the face.
‘Are you trying to tell me that Mummy was in bed with someone — er — someone who wasn’t Daddy?’
‘Yes,’ beamed Ellie. ‘Freddie with the big tummy. He’s nice, he brings us Smarties.’
‘You’re not to make up wicked fibs,’ said James furiously. ‘Jilly!’ he yelled for the dependable boot. ‘It’s time the children went to school.’
Lizzie had the effrontery to giggle when James confronted her.
‘It’s not funny,’ thundered James.
‘No, it isn’t. Oh dear, I hope the poor darling isn’t totally put off sex for life.’
‘Is that all you can say? What about me?’
‘Nothing would put you off sex for life,’ said Lizzie.
‘Stop being frivolous. I cannot believe you’d cheat on me with that dreadful, overweight, common little man.’
‘Freddie is a very nice man,’ said Lizzie.
‘He’s totally dishonourable and so are you.’
‘What about all your affairs?’
‘They’re finished,’ said James sanctimoniously. ‘And being in the media one is inevitably the target of certain attentions. Anyway, it’s different for men.’
‘Don’t blame Freddie then.’
‘Freddie,’ said James, working himself up into a fury, ‘is a member of the rival consortium. I feel utterly betrayed. It’s like fraternizing in the war.’
‘Well, I’m not having my head shaved,’ screamed Lizzie.
‘And what’s this about wearing long socks and your bottom hanging out?’
Lizzie giggled again. ‘It must have been my fishnet stockings and my corset.’
‘You dress up like a prostitute! Whatever for?’
‘To excite him,’ said Lizzie simply.
‘You never bothered to do that for me,’ said James indignantly.
Lizzie watched James catch sight of himself in the mirror. Smoothing his hair, he composed his features into an expression suitable for a wronged husband. He’s just the wrong husband, she thought.
‘I suppose you realize,’ said James nastily, ‘Freddie’s only been running after you to worm Corinium secrets out of you. I shall have to tell Tony of course. We have to report anything suspicious. He’ll be delighted to have something on Mr Squeaky Clean at last. I shan’t blame you. I’ll say being somewhat unsophisticated and unused to male attention, you fell for it.’
‘I’ve heard enough,’ said Lizzie furiously. ‘Freddie is the most honourable man I’ve ever met. After you junked Sarah, because Tony ordered you to clean up your marital act, she went screaming round to Rupert and told him everything.’
James winced.
‘Rupert was all set to give the story straight to the News of the World. It would have been a goody: “Corinium stud ordered to give up mistress by boss in order to present image of idyllic marriage to viewers and IBA.” There were plenty of Corinium people, including Sarah, who’d have enjoyed shopping you to the press. And the whole thing would have been a lovely black blot on Corinium’s escutcheon. But Freddie wouldn’t let Rupert do it. Unlike Tony, he feels that sort of thing is below the belt. He didn’t want mine, or the children’s names, dragged in; said it wasn’t fair having them branded as the offspring of an adulterer — and a pratt,’ she added as an afterthought.
‘You uncaring bitch,’ spluttered James.
‘And what is more,’ continued Lizzie coldly, ‘if you breathe a word about me and Freddie to anyone, I’m leaving you, and then your silly marriage programme’s going to look even sillier.’
The moment James left the house, Lizzie burst into tears. She was still crying when J illy the dependable boot got back from the school run. In the end Lizzie told her the whole story.
‘I’d no idea poor darling Ellie came into our bedroom that night.’
‘She’d have screamed if she’d been frightened,’ said Jilly comfortingly. ‘She was perfectly happy on the way to school on Monday; only interested in whether the lake would be frozen enough to slide on.’
She picked up a table which James had knocked over as he rushed from the room.
‘If it comes to a split, I’d like to stay with you. You’re the best boss I’ve ever had, and I love the kids. I don’t mind taking a cut in salary if things get hard. There, there, there’s no need to start crying again.’
Freddie was just going into a board meeting when Lizzie rang him.
‘I’ll come and get you.’
‘No, no,’ said Lizzie. ‘We’ve got to lie low. I don’t want to give Tony any ammunition at this stage. Venturer doesn’t need it, and think of Valerie, Sharon and Wayne. We’ll just have to play safe and not see each other till after 15th December.’
‘That’s over a fortnight,’ said Freddie aghast.
‘Well, we must try, anyway.’
Freddie was utterly distracted at the meeting. When an outside director congratulated him on the new billion-pound deal with the Japs, he looked blank. When another informed him that the ex-Chairman, General Walters, had died of a heart attack, Freddie said, ‘Triffic news. Keep up the good work!’
Outside in the beautifully kept company gardens, the sun, like a huge red Christmas bauble, was setting down the side of a large yew tree. Freddie shivered at the thought that the sun might be setting on his relationship with Lizzie. Then one of his secretaries summoned him from the meeting. There was a call, she said, on his very, very, very private line whose number was only known to Lizzie — and now the private detective. It was the latter ringing: he’d seen Tony and Cameron go into the Royal Garden Hotel early that afternoon. They’d spent ninety minutes in the Residents’ Lounge. He’d walked through twice and there’d been no one else there.