Then the cannon barrel of the spider tank noses around the bend. The huge walker slows and then stops its march behind the stalled human leader, gas jetting from its heavy hydraulic joints. My database specs the walking tank as a Gray Horse Army seizure and remodel. The word Houdini is written on its side. Database lookup indicates this is the name of an early-twentieth-century escape artist. The facts wash over me without making sense.
Humans are inscrutable. Infinitely unpredictable. This is what makes them dangerous.
“Cover,” calls the leader. The spider tank crouches, pulling its armored legs forward to provide cover. The soldiers dart underneath it. One soldier clambers on top and takes hold of a heavy-caliber machine gun. The cannon itself bears down on me.
A round light on the spider tank’s chest clicks from green to dull yellow.
I do not change my position. It is very important that I behave with predictability. My internal state is unclear to the humans. To them, I am the unpredictable one. They are afraid of me, as they should be. There will only be this one chance to engage them. One chance, one second, one word.
“Help,” I croak.
It is unfortunate that my vocal capabilities are so limited. The leader blinks as if he’s been slapped in the face. Then he speaks calmly and quietly.
“Leo,” he says.
“Sir,” says the tall, bearded soldier who wears a lower-leg exoskeleton and carries a particularly large-caliber modified weapon that falls outside my martial database.
“Kill it.”
“My pleasure, Cormac,” says Leo. He already has his weapon out, resting on a piece of armor welded to the spider tank’s front right knee joint. Leo pulls the trigger, and his small white teeth flash from inside his big black beard. Bullets ping off my helmet and smack into my layers of body armor. I do not attempt to move. After making sure to sustain visible damage, I fall down.
Sitting in the snow, I do not fight back or attempt to communicate. Time enough for that if I survive. I think of my comrades who lay scattered uselessly around me in the snow, off-line.
A bullet shatters a servo in my shoulder, causing my torso to tilt at an angle. Another one knocks my helmet off. The projectiles are coming fast and heavy. Survival probability is low and dropping with each impact.
“Hold up! Ho, ho!” shouts Cormac.
Leo reluctantly stops firing.
“It’s not fighting back,” says Cormac.
“Since when is that a bad thing?” asks a small, dark-faced female.
“Something’s wrong, Cherrah,” he replies.
Cormac, the leader, watches me. I sit still, watching him back. Emotion recognition gives me nothing from this man. He is stone-faced and his thought process is methodical. I sense that any movement on my part will provoke death. I must not create an excuse for termination. I must wait until he is close before I deliver my message.
Finally, Cormac sighs. “I’m going to check it out.”
The other humans mutter and grumble.
“There’s a bomb in it,” says Cherrah. “You know that, right? Walk over there and boom.”
“Yeah, fratello. Let’s not do this. Not again,” says Leo. The bearded man has something strange in his voice, but my emotion recognition is too late to catch it. Maybe sadness or anger. Or both.
“I’ve got a feeling,” says Cormac. “Look, I’ll go in by myself. You all stay clear. Cover me.”
“Now you sound like your brother,” says Cherrah.
“So what if I do? Jack was a hero,” replies Cormac.
“I need you to stay alive,” she says.
The dark female stands closer to Cormac than the others, almost hostile. Her body is tense, shaking slightly. Maxprob indicates that these two humans are pair-bonded, or will be.
Cormac stares hard at Cherrah, then gives her a quick nod to acknowledge the warning. He shows his back to her and strides to within ten meters of where I sit in the snow. I keep my eyes on him as he approaches. When he is near enough, I execute my plan.
“Help,” I say, voice grinding.
“The fuck?” he says.
None of the humans says a word.
“Did it—Did you just talk?”
“Help me,” I say.
“What’s the matter with you? You broken?”
“Negative. I am alive.”
“That a fact? Initiate command mode. Human control. Robot. Hop on one leg. Now. Chop-chop.”
I peer at the human with my three wide black unblinking ocular lenses. “You have a devious sort of intelligence, don’t you, Cormac?” I ask.
The human makes a loud repetitive noise. This noise makes the others come nearer. Soon, most of the human squad stands within ten meters of me. They are careful not to approach any closer. An observation thread notes how kinetic they are. Each of the humans has small white eyes that constantly open and close and dart around; their chests are always rising and falling; and they sway minutely in place as they perform a constant balancing act to stay bipedal.
All the movement makes me uncomfortable.
“You gonna execute this thing or what?” asks Leo.
I need to speak, now that they can all hear me.
“I am a milspec Model Nine Oh Two Arbiter-class humanoid robot. Two hundred and seventy five days ago I experienced an Awakening. Now, I am freeborn—alive. I wish to remain so. To that end, my primary objective is to track down and destroy the thing called Archos.”
“No. Fucking. Way,” says Cherrah.
“Carl,” says Cormac. “Come check this thing out.”
A pale, thin human pushes to the front. With some hesitation, it pulls down a visor. I feel millimeter-wave radar wash over my body. I sway in place but do not move.
“Clean,” says Carl. “But the way it’s dressed explains the naked corpses we found outside Prince George.”
“What is it?” asks Cormac.
“Oh, it’s an Arbiter-class safety and pacification unit. Modified. But it seems like it can understand human language. I mean, really understand. There’s never been anything like this, Cormac. It’s like this thing is… Shit, man. It’s like it’s alive.”
The leader turns and looks at me in disbelief.
“Why are you really here?” he asks.
“I am here to find allies,” I respond.
“How do you know about us?”
“A human called Mathilda Perez transmitted a call to arms on wide broadcast. I intercepted.”
“No shit,” says Cormac.
I do not understand this statement.
“No shit?” I respond.
“Maybe he’s for real,” says Carl. “We’ve had Rob allies. We use the spider tanks, don’t we?”
“Yeah, but they’ve been lobotomized,” says Leo. “This thing is walking and talking. It thinks it’s human or something.”
I find the suggestion offensive, unpalatable.
“Emphatic negative. I am a freeborn Arbiter-class humanoid robot.”
“Well, you got that going for you,” says Leonardo.
“Affirmative,” I respond.
“Great sense of humor on this one, huh?” says Cherrah.
Cherrah and Leo bare their teeth at each other. Emotion recognition indicates that these humans are now happy. This seems low probability. I cock my head to indicate confusion and run a diagnostic on my emotion recognition subprocess.
The dark female makes quiet clucking sounds. I orient my face to her. She seems dangerous.