“Serm. Still here, poor ancient?”
“Still here… Who’s that? Trond; don’t tell me; it’s Trond. Well… I don’t know this young sprig. Give me a rhyme, my sib, with your name in acrostic.”
But Jon-Joras, depressed, made no answer. He breathed through his mouth. Trond and Serm mumbled, low-voiced, in each other’s ears. The warder had meanwhile simply returned to his shed. Most of the other prisoners went back to their heaps of rushes and committed themselves, sighingly, to sleep. Serm shuffled away, Trond beckoned, Jon-Joras followed.
Followed to a corner by a narrow, slitted window, with its own lamp, and — actually — a cleaner heap of rushes than were elsewhere, a crude table, rickety chair, jug of water, and a very worn blue riding cloak. Only the three of them shared it. “This is what’s called ‘Poets’ Corner,’” Trond said, with a gesture and a quirk of his mouth. “It don’t look like much — but compare it to the rest of this rat-trap: it’s palatial. And it’s ours by right of tradition.”
Old Serm nodded. “Used to be a flower in a pot and a little bird in a cage. Died, both of them.” He drew in his breath with a gusty noise.
With an abrupt change of manner, he said, “Young outworlder, tomorrow you must see the Chairman. Insist on it. Do you hear? Insist on it!” Then, with groans and creaks, he settled down on his heap of reeds, took a corner of the cloak, and invited the two other occupants of Poets’ Corner to share the rest between them.
Jon-Joras, when the sun had finally penetrated the prison-room, did insist on it. He insisted on it the next morning… and the next… and the next… It became a ritual.
“Want to see The Man With The Hairy Nose, do y‘?” asked the warder, with a small smile. Long years of constant communication with criminals had give him a complete command of their argot.
“I am informed that it’s my right to petition the Puissant Chair for attention to grievance,” said Jon-Joras.
The warder grunted, scratched his naval. “Your right, hey?”
“And I insist upon it.”
Yawn. Stretch. Scratch again. The warder craned his neck to watch the progress of a nearby dice game. “Well…” after a long moment, “I’ll pass the word along, sib. I’ll pass the word along…”
And so, eventually, the word was passed back.
“You, there. Archie-bait,” said the warder one afternoon. “Strip down and wash your crummy rags and ribs. I’ll open the water-room for y‘, there’s wood for fire and pots to boil the fleas in.”
“Good!” said Jon-Joras, peeling off his clothes and taking the little shovel of embers from the man. And—“What? Soap? Why—”
“Mustn’t smell bad when you’re up before The Man,” the warder said. So Jon-Joras heated water and boiled his clothes and enjoyed the luxury of soap for the first time in — how long? — as he scrubbed himself down in the dank and seldom-used water-room. He wrapped himself in the riding-cloak and waited for the garments to dry.
Serm said: “Tell him you’ll pay any fine within reason. That dragon-cod can’t even read his own name unless it’s written in gold ink.”
And Trond said: “Your line has to be, that you realize it’s been all a mistake, in fact, it’s kind of amusing, and you’re not mad at all. But High King Pung-Pickle, or whatever his name is, will be getting ready to tear the states apart, board by board, if you don’t show up — and soon.”
Serm said: “You must get word to our band. To the Poets.”
And Trond said: “You were lost in the woods and we offered to guide you back for a fee. That’s all. It’s a true word, isn’t it? So — that’s all. Hue? You never even heard of Hue.”
And at last the clothes were dry and Jon-Joras followed the guards who held his tether, out into the starlit, sweet-smelling night. A pony-wagon was waiting, its sides enveloped in black curtains. They did not bother to explain or apologize for binding his feet and gagging him. The conclusion came to Jon-Joras, not for the first time, that the exercise of civil rights in the City-State of Drogue left a good deal to be desired.
Facing them at the other end of the long hall was The Chair itself — so far, an unoccupied piece of furniture. It was, however, the most elaborate piece of furniture he had seen anywhere at anytime: high, enormous, carved profusely, polished, gilded, cushioned in velvet and damask. He thought of the noisome and verminous rushes on the hard, stinking, sodden floor of the prison room. A bitter taste was in his mouth.
The guards jerked him to a stop, removed his gag. He, familiar, after all, with the intensely sophisticated court of King Por-Paulo, watched with the interested eye of a connoisseur the ceremonies which accompanied the entrance of His Serene Supremacy, the Chairman, as the latter took his seat on The Chair. Roelorix III was a swift and slender man in his late thirties; tucking his purple-slippered feet under him, he made slight movements of head and hand. The guards nudged Jon-Joras.
Who identified himself as, a Private Man of his king, stated his reason for being here on Prime World… “Earth,” he corrected himself… and went on to say, “I address The Puissant Chair for attention to grievances.”
The Puissant Chair, looking a little weary, a little cynical, invited him — by the smallest change of expression, to continue his address. He explained his being present at the impromptu dragon hunt, described that melancholy scene. The Chairman at once became intent, and more and more so as Jon-Joras proceeded with his description of the Kar-chee Castle and what went on therein. He had only hesitated an instant, recalling Trond’s advice to say nothing of it; then decided that it was best to tell the whole truth.
Indeed, he spoke freely of everything… omitting only the matter of his duel to the death with Thorm. It did not seem to him to be pertinent, and, besides, he could not bring himself to dwell upon those still horrifying memories.
“The two men of the people called Poets agreed to guide me back to Peramis,” he said, concluding, “and therefore I went with them.”
“And therefore,” said the Chairman, speaking for the first time; “and therefore you traveled at night and concealed yourself during the day.”
“I–I never considered the implications of that,” Jon-Joras stammered. It was true; he never had. “It was night when we decided to leave, and it seemed natural to rest during the day… Conceal? I didn’t… I suppose I took it for granted that it was the local customary way—”
The Chairman, in a movement so swift — yet completely unhurried — that Jon-Joras scarcely observed the details of it, rose to his feet. Pointing his finger at Jon-Joras, he said, in a clear, quick voice, “You lie. You have consorted not only with thieves but with outlaws, and with rebels — the worst, the most dangerous kind of outlaws — at that. You have condemned yourself by the imprecations of your own mouth, and this is the verdict which we have reached in Our capacity as Chief Magistrate: that at a time to be decided upon you be taken to a place to be decided upon and there bound hand and foot and hanged by the heels and shot to death by archery.”
Dumbfounded, and too incredulous to feel either anger or fear, Jon-Joras watched the chairman walk out with quick, concise strides. He barely felt the gag forced back into his mouth. And then the guards led him away.
Trond winced, grunted, shook his head. Serm was remorseful, full of self-reproach. “I should never have put that notion in your ear,” he moaned, “about asking to see the Nose. Who’d have thought it? It passes understanding — doesn’t it. Trond? Never heard of such a thing — arching an outworlder! Did you, Trond?”