"Where you at?"
"Been out investigating," Virgil said.
VIRGIL PUT THE BOAT back on the trailer and hauled it to Zoe's driveway, unhooked it, and dropped the tongue on the ground. Knocked on the door, but Zoe was still at work. Drove over to her office, was told that she'd be with a client for another fifteen minutes or so. Went down the street to an ice cream parlor, with a pistachio cone in mind, checked his gut to see if he was picking up any flab, decided he hadn't, and ordered a hot fudge sundae instead.
A couple had come in the door behind him, had gotten cones after trying three different samples, and had left, and the wide-eyed girl behind the counter asked, "Are you that state policeman?"
"Yes, I am."
"You think you'll catch him, whoever did it?" she asked. She was self-consciously wiping down the countertop, working to keep the questions casual.
"Count on it," Virgil said. "We made a lot of progress today. I figure we ought to have him in another day or two. Three at the outside."
"Really?"
"Really."
She looked at him, doubtfully, he thought, and then asked, as Zoe had, "Why are you telling me this?"
Virgil shrugged. "Why not? You're a taxpaying citizen. Your money is paying for this investigation, and I'm keeping you up-to-date."
"Can I tell my mom? She's pretty worried, and if she knows you're going to catch him, she won't worry so much."
"Sure, go ahead," Virgil said.
She looked at his shirt: "Why does your shirt say Gourds? Do you grow gourds?"
VIRGIL, REELING FROM HIS EXPOSURE to the ignorance of the young people of Grand Rapids-she didn't know the Gourds? The world's best (and only) country cover of Snoop Dogg's "Gin and Juice"? What kind of education were they getting, anyway?-walked back to Zoe's and was sent down to her office.
Zoe said, "I'm going out to Wendy's in a couple minutes. She wants me to look at the contract with the guy from Iowa."
"I've seen his place-it looks pretty substantial to me," Virgil said, pulling a chair out. "He had pictures of the bands in his office. Big-time stuff."
She said, snippy, "So what've you been up to? Harassing innocent females?"
Virgil thought about Davies and said, "Well-yes." He told her about eliminating Davies, and that he hadn't really thought that the mousy stay-at-home would have done it anyway.
"But you still suspect me. At least, one percent, you do," Zoe said.
"Nope. I decided I like you too much to consider you a suspect," Virgil said.
She shook her head. "You know, if you were an accountant… never mind."
"Say it."
"People would run all over you," she said. "You can't do somebody's books, and tell them that they're okay, because you like them. Things have to be right. They have to be logical."
"Maybe. Now, tell me who you think did it," Virgil said. "It's got to be somebody no more than two degrees from Wendy."
She looked at him, then at a wall calendar, then at a picture of a herd of white horses running across a pasture, then back to him, and said, "Slibe."
"I don't have a single damn thing that points at him." Not quite true: he had the prairie dog comment.
"Let me tell you about Slibe," Zoe said. "He had this wife, whose name was Maria Osterhus, and they had Wendy and the Deuce, and he had this business that was doing okay, S amp;M Septic amp; Grading, and then… she fell in love with this other guy. She took off. Didn't want the business, didn't want the kids, she wanted Hector what's-his-name. He quit his job and they took off, one night, and went to Arizona, and haven't been back since. She ditched them, and Wendy and the Deuce were brought up by Slibe. Slibe really loved Maria, and that got transferred over to Wendy…"
"How do you know all this stuff? How old were you when it happened? Ten?"
"I got it from Wendy. We were together for a while. It was the big thing in her life."
"Slibe never…"
"No, no, no… they didn't. At least Wendy said they didn't," Zoe said. "I asked, too. But: I don't think he wants her to leave him. I think he wants to keep her. I think Slibe believes he owns her. Like he owned Maria. She's his."
"He seems to be pretty cool about the fact that she's a lesbian," Virgil said.
"Well-he's got the man attitude. If she was hooked up with a guy, that guy would own her. The ownership would go from Slibe to the guy. He doesn't want that. Lesbians, in his eyes, it's just chicks being chicks. But a guy…"
Virgil said, "Huh."
"What's that mean?"
His phone rang, and he fished it out of his pocket and looked at it-the sheriff 's department-said, "Virgil," and Sanders said, "They got her, and she's madder'n a hornet."
"You don't sound too worried."
"Naw, if anything goes wrong, I plan to blame it on you," Sanders said.
"Good plan," Virgil said. "I'll go on over there."
He stood up, and Zoe asked, "Is there any possibility you'll be seeing my sister tonight?"
Sig must have talked, Virgil thought: "I might drop by, have a beer."
"Yeah, have a beer. She went to shave her legs," Zoe said.
"Well, shoot. I was gonna offer to do it for her," Virgil said.
Zoe laughed and then said, "Slibe."
BERNI KELLY WAS EXACTLY as mad as a hornet. She was sitting in an orange plastic chair looking at a guy behind a desk reading a newspaper. Virgil came up from slightly behind her and thought he could hear her buzzing; and she was-she was doing an angry hum, like his first ex-wife used to do.
He put an offensive smile on his face and said, "Berni! Thanks for dropping by."
She turned in the plastic chair and said, "You motherfucker," and came up out of the chair and Virgil thought she might be going for his eyes. The cop behind the desk felt it, too, and stood up, but Virgil put his hands up and said, "Whoa, whoa. Just want to talk."
She started to cry, and he saw that she'd already been crying, and that her eyeliner had started to run. "I think Wendy's gonna kick me out of the band."
"Really?"
"Aw, that guy who came up here with you, Jud, he's telling her that she needs a better drummer."
"You talked to Jud about it?"
"No, he told her, and she's telling me. They say they haven't made a decision, but they've made a decision… and then you go and get that fuckin' deputy to drag me outa there."
"Still got a mouth on you," the cop said.
She turned around and said, "Shut up, Carl," and to Virgil, "Carl's wanted to fuck me since he was in the ninth grade and I was in the fifth. Isn't that right, Carl?"
Carl said to Virgil, "You want to take her in the interview room? I don't want to put up with her anymore." And to Berni, "Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things, are worthy of death."
"Oh, yeah, I heard you got born again," she said. "Which you needed, since they fucked up the first time."
Virgil edged her toward the interview room. "C'mon, let's go talk," he said, and to Carl, who'd pissed him off, "The soul of Jonathan was bound to the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul."
"That didn't mean they were queer," Carl called after them, as they went into the interview room. He sounded anxious about it.
Berni asked, "What was that all about?"
"I'm a preacher's kid," Virgil said. "I know all that stuff, for and against."
"Was David queer?"
Virgil said, "Who knows? Donatello apparently thought so."
"Don who?"
VIRGIL SAT HER DOWN on the opposite side of the conference table and said, "Berni, we've been through all the evidence, the sheriff and I, and it's pretty obvious that you're involved in these killings somehow."
She started to protest but he held up his hands. "Hear me out. First of all, we've had two band-related killings, plus a third shooting, which was done with the same rifle that killed McDill. You have no real alibis. So we started putting together a case, including the tracks back into the sniper's nest, which were left by a woman-"