“What two colors?” I said.
“Black and blue.”
Finally, a no-brainer. “That’s okay,” I said. “Cool, in fact. He’s a trendsetter.”
I gave up on trying to find the measuring cup – it could be anywhere on the planet by now – and started looking for an alternative. My roving gaze landed on my oldest son, Brian, eating Cap’n Crunch at the kitchen table just three feet away.
“Hey!” he said as I snatched his spoon out of his hand.
“All’s fair in love and especially war,” I said, drying the spoon off on my bathrobe.
“War? Jeez, Dad, I’m just trying to eat breakfast.”
“Slurping works pretty good with cereal,” I said. “Try it.”
I was tilting out the dose of cough syrup when I noticed that a pregnant silence had taken over the kitchen.
Uh-oh.
“Well, good morning, Mike,” Mary Catherine said behind me. “What do you think you’re doing with that spoon?”
I tried giving her my warmest smile while I groped for an answer.
“Uhh – a teaspoon’s a teaspoon, right?” I said.
“Not with medicine, it’s not.” Mary Catherine set a shopping bag on the counter and took out a fresh new package of Vicks children’s cough syrup. “This is what civilized humans use,” she said, producing the bottle’s plastic measuring cup and holding it up.
“Daddy?” It was Shawna again.
“Yes, Shawna?” I said, for the thousandth time that morning.
“You’re totally busted!” She ran away down the hall, giggling.
Busted or not, I didn’t think I’d ever been so glad to see anybody in my life as I was to see Mary Catherine just then.
“You take over the brain work,” I said, and picked up a vomit pail. “I’ll go back to swamping.”
“Right,” she said, pouring the dose of cough syrup carefully into the cup. Then, impishly, she offered it to me. “Care for a shot of this to brace you up?”
“You bet. Neat, with a beer back.”
“Sorry, too early for beer. But I’ll make some coffee.”
“You’re a miracle, Mary,” I said.
As I squeezed past her in the tight kitchen aisle, it suddenly struck me that she was a very warm and lovely miracle. Maybe she read my mind, because I thought I saw her start to blush before she turned hastily away.
She’d brought a bunch of other supplies, too, including a packet of Flents ear-loop surgical masks. We armored ourselves with them and spent the rest of the hour treating the sick. And by we, I really mean her. While I stayed on relatively undemanding bucket-emptying and sheet-changing patrol, she took care of dispensing medicine and getting the survivors ready for school.
Within twenty minutes, the moans of the dying had stopped, and the living were in the front hall, lined up, scrubbed, combed, and even wearing correct socks. My private Florence Nightingale had done the impossible. The insanity was almost under control.
Almost. On the way out the door, Brian, my oldest boy, suddenly bent double, clutching his belly.
“Ohhhh, I don’t feel so hot,” he groaned.
Mary Catherine didn’t hesitate a second. She pressed the back of her hand against his forehead to feel his temperature, then lightly swatted her fingers against the side of his ear.
“The ‘didn’t-study’ flu is what you’ve got, as if I didn’t know about your math test,” she said. “Get moving, you malingerer. I’ve well enough to do around this house than to deal with your messin’.”
As they left, I did something I’d written off for this morning. I smiled with genuine good humor.
Cancel the National Guard, I thought. All this situation required was one petite young Irish lass.
Chapter 9
The Teacher walked into Bryant Park, behind the New York Public Library, at eleven A.M. – still ahead of schedule. He’d stopped by his headquarters, a rented apartment in Hell’s Kitchen, and changed his appearance from head to toe. The Rolex was gone, replaced by a Casio sports watch. So was the Givenchy suit. Now he was wearing wraparound shades, a Jets cap, a traffic-cone-orange Mets spring training jersey, and baggy yellow basketball shorts.
No one could possibly have recognized him as the elegant businessman who’d pushed that worthless bitch in front of the train – which was precisely the point. To make the mission succeed, speed and surprise were key. He needed to strike like a cobra, get in and back out again before anyone even knew he’d been there. Melt into the crowds and use them as human shields. Exploit the multilevel, mazelike streetscape of Manhattan. Totally change his appearance – then strike again.
He found an empty folding chair in the park, removed his Palm Treo from his fanny pack, and brought up the other vital document it contained. To accompany his mission statement, the Plan was a fourteen-page blueprint for what he needed to accomplish. He scrolled to its last and most important page, a long bullet-pointed list. Almost in a trance, he read it over slowly, mentally rehearsing each and every possibility as he went along, visualizing how he would perform every act with calm, serious perfection.
He’d first learned about the power of visualization when he was a pitcher on the baseball team at Princeton. He wasn’t especially gifted – just a basic power righty, with a fastball in the low nineties. But his coach had taught him to go over the lineup of the opposing team before every game, imagining each strikeout in detail.
That coach had taught him a couple of more down-to-earth techniques, too. One was a velvety smooth delivery that made him seem faster. Another was to throw inside, which led to his well-deserved reputation as a headhunter.
And that was what had gotten him kicked off the team in his junior year. He’d plunked some blond pansy from Dartmouth so hard that the baseball cracked his helmet and gave him a concussion. The Dartmouth team assumed that he’d done it on purpose, because the asshole had gone three for three against him. The field had erupted in a bench-clearing brawl.
They were right that the Teacher had thrown the beaner deliberately, but wrong about the reason. What had pissed him off was the other guy’s hot girlfriend, sitting in the front row of the stands, who jumped up and cheered every time he was at bat. No way did that faggot deserve a girl like her. So the Teacher had decided to show her what a real man was all about.
He smiled at the memory. It had been his last game, but far and away the best of his life. He’d broken the Dartmouth third-base coach’s nose and all but spiked the ear off their catcher. If you had to go out, that was the way to do it. Too bad he’d never seen the girl again. But she’d remember him for the rest of her life.
The Teacher shook away the reverie and tucked the Treo safely back into his fanny pack. He stood, spent a moment stretching, then lowered himself to a runner’s on-your-mark stance, fingers digging into the gravel path.
He had his game face on now. It was time to get to work.
Bang! went an imaginary starting pistol in his head.
With his strong legs churning and gravel flying behind him, he bolted into a sprint.
Chapter 10
Step one of the plan was to create a smoke screen. The Teacher was racing along the pavement between 41st and 40th when he spotted a perfect opportunity – a middle-aged businessman jaywalking across Sixth Avenue.
Strike like a cobra, he thought, instantly changing the course of his pounding footsteps.
He crashed into the suit like a linebacker, catching him in a headlock and dragging him to the curb.
“Hey! What the hell?” the guy gasped, struggling feebly.
“Cross on the green, not in between,” the Teacher sang, and spilled him to the pavement. “Like a human being – not a worthless animal.”
He spun away, and within seconds he was back at full speed, arms pumping, alert for his next target. He spotted it in an Asian restaurant deliveryman who was rushing south down the opposite sidewalk, jostling other pedestrians as he wove in and out of the crowd.