That was my cue to get up. I did, followed by Latham and Bud, who kept the shaky gun pressed to Latham’s temple.
What a crummy end to my career. To be killed by the Ma and Pa Kettle of crime.
Our merry troupe walked into the kitchen, and I could smell something cooking. I followed my nose to a pot of vegetable oil, bubbling away on the stove top.
Lorna grinned at me, showing her discolored baby-sized teeth. “Hot oil’s a bad burn, cuz it sticks to you.”
“I done it before.” Bud nodded his head, his chicken neck wiggling. “Bad burn.”
Lorna cackled. “And we gonna pour it on your little piggy head. Make us some bacon.”
Bud also laughed, which quickly became a deep, chesty cough.
I decided that having boiling oil poured on my head wasn’t in my best interest. I’d take a few bullets before I let that happen.
“Fine.” I tried to sound matter-of-fact. “I’ll do it myself.”
I limped over to the pot, reaching for the handle, but before I took two steps Lorna got in front of me.
“No need to rush this, pig. You go sit yourself down. Relax a bit.”
I took a step back, kitty litter crunching underfoot. Mr. Friskers had made yet another mess of my kitchen. Where was he, anyway?
I saw the slightest movement, in my peripheral vision. The cat. Perched atop the refrigerator, in pouncing position.
He was eyeing Lorna.
“I’ll be doing the pouring honors.”
Lorna stole a quick glance behind her, looking for the oil. Before she could grab it, ten pounds of screeching, clawing feline leaped from the fridge and launched itself at her face.
I dove to the side, skidding across the kitty-littered linoleum, Lorna screaming, Mr. Friskers screaming, Bud yelling, Lorna dropping the gun and trying to pull the cat off her face, Latham reaching down for me, his hand touching mine.
“Run!” I yelled at him. “Get help!”
Bud turned to us, aimed at Latham.
His shot was high, burying itself into the ceiling.
Latham held my eyes for just a second, a second that told me he’d be right back, promised me he’d be right back, and then he dashed out of the kitchen.
“GET THE CAT! GET IT OFF ME!”
Lorna’s screaming was so shrill, she sounded like a police siren.
I tried to get to my feet, gasping at the pain in my ankle. Bud fired again at Latham, who kept low as he ran out the front door.
Safe. He was safe.
But I wasn’t.
Bud peered down at me and wrapped his fingers in my hair, pressing the gun against my left eye.
“BUD! HELP ME! GET THE CAT!”
Bud looked at Lorna, then at me, then at Lorna, then at me. He eventually removed the gun from my face and aimed at Lorna. His hand jittered and shook, and Lorna spun like a dervish, Mr. Friskers sticking to her face like Velcro.
“HELP ME, BUD!”
Bud fired the gun at Mr. Friskers.
The bullet caught Lorna in the exact center of the N in DUNES on her stolen T-shirt.
Her wailing stopped mid-yelp, and she pitched forward onto the floor.
Mr. Friskers, the ride over, hopped off her head and trotted out of the kitchen.
Something between a sob and a scream escaped Bud’s mouth. He swung the gun at me, his fist shaking so badly, I was sure it would go off.
“Save her! Save her!”
I crawled to Lorna. The exit wound in her back left an indentation the size of a cereal bowl under her shirt, which quickly filled with blood. Blood also spread out under her in a rapidly widening pool.
I grabbed a towel hanging from the refrigerator handle and pressed it against her wound. With my free hand, I searched the flab of her neck for a pulse.
I found it for three erratic beats, and then it stopped.
“Save her!”
I stared up at Bud.
“She’s dead.”
Bud opened and closed his mouth, like a fish trying to breathe air. The gun remained pointed, more or less, at me.
He whispered, “She’s not dead.”
“You killed her, Bud.”
“No, no, no, no…”
“She loved you, and you shot her…”
“An accident. I tried to help her.”
I held out my hand.
“Give me the gun, Bud.”
For the briefest instant I thought he would, but then his eyebrows creased in anger.
“NO! You’re a harlot! A liar! A devil! You controlled that cat, made her attack my Lorna!”
“Did I make you pull the trigger, Bud? You’re the one that pulled the trigger.” I stared at him, hard. “You’ve sinned, Bud.”
Bud’s face lost color, and though he was looking at me, his eyes seemed to be focused on something else, something beyond me.
“I’ve… sinned.”
“You’re a sinner, Bud. And you must atone for your sins. Give me the gun.”
“I… need punishment.”
“Yes you do, Bud. I’m a police officer. I can punish you.”
“Punish me?”
“Thou shalt not kill, Bud. You’ve committed a terrible sin. But we can make it right. Let me have the gun.”
“I can make it right.”
Bud turned, facing the stove. I glanced around for Lorna’s gun, but couldn’t find where it had skidded off to.
“O my God,” Bud began his contrition. “I am heartily sorry for having offended You, and I detest all my sins…”
“Bud, don’t-”
I crawled backward like a crab, inching my way out of the kitchen, not wanting to watch but unable to turn away as Bud Kork plunged his hand into a boiling pot of hot oil.
His scream was inhuman.
I flipped onto my front and was using the doorway to get to my feet, just in time to see Latham walk through my front door, Holly at his side.
CHAPTER 47
ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I was getting real sick of the Kork family.
Holly pressed her gun, the Wolverine, tight under Latham’s jaw, hard enough to force his chin up. She wore jeans, a sweatshirt, and heavy construction boots – the same boots she’d worn while shooting at me in Diane Kork’s burning house.
“Hello, Jack.” Her smile was dazzling, without a hint of the sickness that it hid. “Look who I found running down the hallway, pounding on people’s doors. He even asked me for help. Isn’t that ironic?”
Holly closed the front door using her foot. Behind me, Bud whimpered like a kicked dog.
“This is Latham, right? You described him to me in the car. You were right. He’s adorable.”
Latham’s eyes, so full of hope and promise a minute ago, had gone back to being blank and dead.
“Handcuffs,” Holly said.
“In the bedroom.”
“Let’s go get them.”
Holly kept her free hand on Latham’s arm, and the three of us walked into the kitchen.
When Holly saw the mess, she began to laugh.
“Looks like I missed the party.”
She gave Lorna a contemptuous kick, then turned her attention to Bud, who was curled up on the floor in a fetal position, shivering and cradling his burned hand. It was lobster red, pocked with blisters, puffed out to about twice the normal size.
“Hello, Father.”
“Alex… my baby…”
Again I scanned the floor. Both Bud’s gun and Lorna’s gun were around here someplace.
I spotted his Glock, on the floor next to the stove. Holly spotted it too. She pulled Latham over, moved the Wolverine from his chin to his belly, and did a quick bunny-dip, scooping up Bud’s gun with her free hand. She pointed that gun at me.
“Want to see how good I am left-handed?”
“Not really.”
“Then head for the bedroom.”
My handcuffs were on the nightstand, next to the bed. Holly spent a moment standing in the doorway, taking everything in.
“That’s the closet my brother hid in?”
“Yeah.”
She stared at it, almost reverentially, then ordered me to cuff Latham’s hands behind his back and step away.
“I’m sorry,” I told him.
His lips were a tight, thin line. “I’m getting used to it.”