“Now tip your waitress and leave.”
Carl pulled out a twenty and handed it to the girl, his hand shaking. I lifted the pool cue and he ran out of there as fast as he could, bumping several customers on the way.
The waitress grasped my hands.
“Thanks so much. He’s been coming in here for a month, making comments, pinching my ass, not leaving me alone.”
I gave her a card. “I don’t think he’ll come back. Call me if he does.”
“Thanks. Really.”
I smiled. “When you’ve got a chance, we need two beers.”
“You got it. Thanks so much.”
When I came back to the table, Phin was racking the balls.
“What happened to the last game?” I asked.
“I won. You owe me a beer. You better take this next break, or you might not have a chance to play.”
I managed to sink a stripe on the break, and the waitress brought beer for me and Phin.
“On me,” she told us.
Being a hero had its perks.
We played for two hours, Phin beating me five games to one. I blamed the losses on my burned hand, though the beer went a long way to easing the pain.
I met Phin several years ago, before he had cancer. It was an odd friendship, because I was a cop, and Phin was a criminal, though I wasn’t entirely clear on what kind of criminal he was. I think he operated as some kind of unlicensed private investigator, and considered laws optional.
Thinking of private eyes made me think of Harry, and the wedding rehearsal. McGlade had told me to bring a date, and I got the impression if I showed up solo our deal would be off and my fat alter ego would continue to embarrass the CPD on a new season of Fatal Autonomy.
I wasn’t the type to call in markers, but desperate times and all that. Occasionally, Phin called me up, needing some bit of info that only cops were privy to, such as a plate trace or a criminal record search. Occasionally, I helped him. That put the karma debt in his corner.
“I need a favor,” I said to Phin when he came back from the bathroom. “What are you doing on Saturday?”
“Apparently, I’m doing you a favor.”
“It’s easy. A guy I know is getting married, and he needs some people to stand up.”
“You want me to stand up at a wedding for some guy I don’t know?”
“Yeah. But this isn’t the wedding. It’s the rehearsal dinner.”
Phin shrugged. “Sure.”
“Thanks. I don’t know the time yet. Can I call you?”
“No phone. I’ll call you, day of.”
We played one more game, he won, and then we said our good-byes and I headed home. It turned out asking guys on dates wasn’t so hard after all.
I entered my building and passed my new neighbor walking down my hall. She wore the same dirty uniform she had on that morning, and carried a large leather satchel.
Though she didn’t look at me, I heard her whisper “Bitch” as she passed. I let it go. I’d already gone Rambo on her once today. Besides, the woman was entitled to her opinion.
Back at my apartment, Mr. Friskers surprised me by leaving no surprises. No mess. No destruction. Everything was exactly as I’d left it.
This bothered me. Perhaps he was sick. Or perhaps he’d spent the day deep in thought, plotting the annihilation of the human race.
“Mr. Friskers? Where are you?”
I made a kissing sound.
There was an unbearable screech that shook my core foundations, and the cat launched himself at me from atop the refrigerator. He landed on my chest, claws digging in, and I had to clench to avoid soiling myself.
My sweatshirt protected me from any scarring, but my heart was beating so hard I could feel it thump against the inside of my rib cage.
I unhooked the cat from the fabric and placed him on the floor. He sat and stared up at me, apparently pleased.
“You’re under arrest,” I told him.
He yawned, then walked over to the litter box and began kicking litter onto the floor.
I checked my answering machine. Nothing. Then I searched for edibles and found a can of potato soup that I made easy work of. I also had some vanilla wafers, but only after promising myself I’d exercise in the morning.
My evening’s entertainment consisted of the new Robert B. Parker book, which Herb had bought me for Christmas. Why couldn’t I meet a guy like Spenser? To make it work I’d have to get rid of his shrink girlfriend, but I figured that was no big loss.
When I was getting too tired to read I turned off the light and tried to sleep.
Sleep didn’t come. I had a zillion things running through my head, and my mind refused to shut off. I thought about my mom. About Latham. About the case. About Herb. My hand hurt, and I couldn’t get comfortable, and I finally just gave up and flipped on the TV.
Big mistake. The Home Shopping Club was selling designer shoes. I bought some black Prada sling-backs, some brown Miu Miu sandals, and thankfully they were out of my size in Dolce & Gabbana, because my credit card wouldn’t have been able to handle the shock.
Two a.m. crept by. Then three. Then four. Then five. I tossed and turned, and finally dozed off trying to picture a woman stupid enough to marry Harry McGlade.
CHAPTER 19
THE PHONE WOKE me up, which was a blessing. I’d been in the middle of a dream where I had to warn some children that danger was coming, but no matter how hard I screamed, no sound came out.
After shaking away the disorientation, I picked up the receiver.
“Daniels.”
“Morning, Jack.”
I sat up. “Hi, Herb. How are you doing?”
“Okay. Didn’t mean to be a jerk the other day.”
“You’ve got a lot on your mind. Any results yet?”
“We should find out today. I heard about the fire. You coming in to work? I’ve got something.”
I looked at the clock. Nine twenty. I’d gotten about four hours of sleep. Not too bad.
“What is it?”
“I got in early, went through the old Gingerbread Man files. Something was missing. I remember searching Kork’s house and finding an address book. Wasn’t there.”
“Misfiled?”
“Signed out. Bill checked the sheet, and the last person to go through the Kork stuff was our old friend Barry Fuller, right after the case ended. So I had Bill pull Barry’s things, and found the address book.”
“You wouldn’t be telling me this unless you found something.”
“Book was mostly empty, except for some scribbles. They look like the letter L, except some of them were upside down and backwards.”
That got me fully awake. “Is it a code?”
“I’ll tell you when you get here.”
I showered, and dressed in a gray Shin Choi A-line skirt, a white Barbara Graffeo blouse, and some Dior flats, no hose. The shoes were acquired at an outlet store and had been mispriced. I got them for eight bucks. I remember holding my breath when the cashier rang them up, figuring she’d notice. She didn’t. That’s been the high point of my year so far.
The day was dark, cool. Looked like rain. I stopped at the churros cart before going to my office, and bought Herb two with extra cinnamon.
“Churros?” Benedict lit up like a hundred-watt bulb. “Jack, my stomach thanks you. Both for me?”
“Both for you.”
He bit a sizeable portion out of the first. “Mmmm. I’m taking you to dinner on your birthday.”
Benedict had been saying that for years. By my count, he owed me 108 dinners.
“What have you got, Herb?”
He handed me the address book, open to the page with the scribbles on it.
“I thought it was a doodle at first. But then I realized it had ten characters.”
“A phone number with an area code.”
Herb nodded, his mouth full of fried Mexican dough. While he chewed, I stared at the symbols.
“Pigpen code.”
My partner frowned. “That took me an hour to figure out.”