“Then why isn’t it working on me?”
“What do you expect?” Meyer asked. “Miracles?”
There was nothing terribly fascinating about the alphabetical listings in Sarah Fletcher’s address book. She had possessed a good handwriting, and the names, addresses, and telephone numbers were all clearly written and easily read. Even when she’d crossed out a telephone number to write in a new listing, the deletion was made with a single sure stroke of her pen, the new number written directly beneath it. Carella leafed through the pages, finding that most of the listings were for obviously married couples, (Chuck and Nancy Benton, Harold and Marie Spander, George and Ina Grossman, and on and on), some were for girlfriends, some for local merchants and service people, one for Sarah’s hairdresser, another for her dentist, several for doctors, and a few for restaurants in town and across the river. A thoroughly uninspiring address book—until Carella came to a page at the end of the book, with the printed word MEMORANDA at its top.
“All I know,” Kling said, “is that my shoulder still hurts. I’m lucky I haven’t been in any fierce pistol duels lately, because I’m sure I wouldn’t be able to draw my gun.”
“When’s the last time you were in a fierce pistol duel?” Meyer asked.
“I’m in fierce pistol duels all the time,” Kling said, and grinned.
Under the single word MEMORANDA there were five names, addresses, and telephone numbers written in Sarah’s meticulous hand. All of the names were men’s names. They had obviously been entered in the book at different times because some were written in pencil and others in ink. The parenthetical initials following each entry were all noted in felt marking pens of various colors:
If there was one thing Carella loved, it was a code. He loved a code almost as much as he loved German measles.
Sighing, he opened the top drawer of his desk and pulled out the Isola directory. He was verifying the address for the first name on Sarah Fletcher’s MEMORANDA list when Kling said, “There are some guys who won’t let a case go, even after it’s been solved.”
“Who did you have in mind?” Meyer asked.
“Certain very conscientious guys,” Kling said.
Carella pretended neither of them was there. The telephone book address for Andrew Hart matched the one in Sarah’s handwriting. He flipped to the back of the directory.
“I knew a very conscientious cop one time,” Meyer said, and winked.
“Tell me about him,” Kling said, and winked back.
“He was walking a beat out in Bethtown, oh, this must have been three or four winters ago,” Meyer said. “It was a bitter cold day, not unlike today, but he was a very conscientious man, this cop, and he walked his beat faithfully and well, without once taking a coffee break, or even stopping in any of the local bars for a nip.”
“He sounds like a stalwart,” Kling said, grinning.
Carella had found an address for Michael Thornton, the second name on Sarah’s list. It, too, was identical to the one in her book.
“Oh, he was a stalwart, no question,” Meyer said. “And conscientious as the day was long. Did I mention it was a bitter cold day?”
“Yes, I believe you did,” Kling said.
“Nonetheless,” Meyer said, “it was the habit of a very pretty and well-built Bethtown lady to take a swim every day of the year, rain or shine, snow, hail, or sleet. Did I mention she had very big boobs?”
“I believe you did.”
Carella kept turning pages in the directory, checking names and addresses.
“The lady’s house was right on the beach, and it was her habit to bathe stark naked because this was a very isolated part of Bethtown, way over near the end of the island. This was before they put the new bridge in, you still had to take a ferry to get out there. It so happened, however, that the lady’s house was also on the conscientious cop’s beat. And on this particularly bitter day some three or four winters ago, the lady rushed out of her back door with her arms crossed just below her big bulging boobs, hugging herself because it was so cold, and the conscientious cop . . .”
“Yes, yes, what about him?” Kling said.
“The conscientious cop took one look at that lady hugging herself as she ran down toward the water, and he yelled, ‘Stop, police!’ and when the lady stopped, and faced him, still clutching herself under those big boobs, she indignantly asked, ‘What have I done, officer? What crime have I committed?’ And the conscientious cop said, ‘It ain’t what you done, lady, it’s what you were about to do. You think I’m going to stand by while you drown those two chubby pink-nosed puppies?’”
Kling burst out laughing. Meyer slapped the top of his desk and roared at his own joke. Carella said, “Will you guys please shut up?”
He had verified all five addresses.
In the morning, he would get to work.
The letter was the sixth one April Carella had written to Santa Claus. In the kitchen of the Riverhead house, she read it silently over her mother’s shoulder:
“What do you think, Mom?” she said.
She was standing behind her mother’s chair, and Teddy could not see her lips, and had no idea that she had spoken. Teddy was a deaf mute, a beautiful woman with midnight hair and dark luminous brown eyes that cherished words because to her they were visible and tangible; she saw them forming as they tumbled from fingers; she touched them in the dark on her husband’s lips, and heard them more profoundly than she would have with normal “hearing.” She was thoroughly absorbed by the inconsistencies in her daughter’s letter, and did not look up as April came around the chair. Why someone should be able to spell a word like “personally” while making a shambles of simple words like “busy” or “would” was beyond Teddy’s comprehension. Perhaps she should visit April’s teacher, mildly suggest to her that whereas the child possessed undeniable writing ability, wouldn’t her style be more effective if her imaginative spelling were controlled somewhat? Some of the avant-garde quality might be lost, true . . .
April touched her arm.
Teddy looked up into her daughter’s face. The two, in the light of the Tiffany lamp that overhung the old oak table in the large kitchen, were something less than mirror images, but the resemblance, even for mother and daughter, was uncanny nonetheless. More remarkable, however, was the identical intensity of their expressions. As April repeated her question, Teddy studied her lips, and then raised her hands and slowly spelled out her answer, while April’s gaze never faltered. It occurred to Teddy, with some amusement, that a child who could not spell “would” might have difficulty deciphering the letters and words that Teddy deftly and fluidly formed with her fingers, especially when the message she was communicating was “Your spelling is bad.” But April watched, nodding as she caught letters, smiling as the letters combined to form a word, and then another word, and finally grasping the short sentence, and saying, “Which ones are spelled wrong, Mom? Show me?”
They were going over the letter again when April heard a key in the front door. Her eyes met briefly with her mother’s. A smile cracked instantly across her face. Together, they rose instantly from the table. Mark, April’s twin brother, was already bounding down the steps from his bedroom upstairs.
Carella was home.
7
A t a little past eight the next morning, on the assumption that most men worked for a living and would be in transit to their jobs after that hour, Carella called Andrew Hart at the number listed in Sarah’s address book. The phone was picked up on the fifth ring.