He had blue-black hair and a blue chin, and his suit was cut just about the way you would expect a suit behind a gun to be cut. Something about him was vaguely familiar, but Simon couldn’t place it for the moment.
“That’s one way to bring an invitation, anyhow,” said the Saint. “Where is this party we’re going to?”
“You’ll find out when we get there,” said the man. “Just wait till I fix the girl friend so she don’t make a fuss about losing you.”
He took a roll of adhesive tape from his pocket.
“I think I’m going to faint,” said Patricia.
She slumped back against the wall by the door, exactly where the light switch was. As her knees buckled she caught one arm on the switch and the lights clicked out.
The gunman started to move to one side, peering blindly into the dark. He bumped into a standard lamp and set it rattling.
That was the only sound he heard before an arm slid around his neck from behind and a row of steel fingers clamped on his right hand and bent it inwards to within a millimeter of breaking his wrist. His hand opened involuntarily and the gun dropped on the carpet. Simon located it with his toe and put his foot on it.
“Okay, Pat,” he said. “I’ve got him.”
The lights went on again.
“Nice work,” said the Saint. “You read all the right stories.”
He released his pressure on the gunman’s larynx before suffocation had seriously set in, pushed the man away, and picked up the gun.
“Now, chum,” he said, “where did you say we were going?”
The man rubbed his wrists tenderly and glanced at him without answering.
The first vague impression of familiarity that Simon had felt began to come into focus.
“On second thoughts, you needn’t bother,” said the Saint. “I know where I’ve seen you before. At the Blue Paradise. You’re one of Rick Lansing’s boys.”
“I ain’t talking,” said the man.
“Then we’re going to find your company rather dull,” said the Saint. “Why don’t you beat it before you bore the hell out of us?”
The gunman seemed to have difficulty co-ordinating his ideas and his ears.
“Scram, bum,” said the Saint.
The man gulped, opened the door, and departed hastily.
“Nice work yourself,” said Patricia. “Why on earth did you let him go?”
“I didn’t feel excited about having him live with us,” Simon told her. “I might have killed him, but the management wouldn’t like us to keep his body in the room, and if we threw it out of the window it might have hurt somebody.”
“But aren’t you a bit curious about what he was doing here?”
“I already know, darling. He was sent here to fetch me to Rick the Barber, that was obvious as soon as I placed him.”
“But what does Rick Lansing want with you?”
“That,” said the Saint, “is a question that Rick will have to answer himself.”
Patricia picked up her wraps.
“Wait till I powder my nose,” she said.
“Oh no,” said the Saint. “From the type of escort Rick sent with the invitation, I’m afraid he may not be on his strictly Emily Post behavior, and even if he has hitched his wagon to a Broadway star he doesn’t seem to have sworn off his old business methods. You stay here with the Old Curio and don’t open the door to any strange men.”
He kissed her lightly and closed the door on her argument.
The Blue Paradise was one of the gaudier cabarets in the Loop. It was not a rendezvous for the social-register set, but it did a roaring and frequently even howling trade in tourists and tired businessmen, both local and traveling. The specialty dancers specialized mainly in undressing to slow music, and the drinks were thoughtfully diluted just enough to allow the patrons to get an adequate lift without becoming unconscious before they had spent a great deal of money. Simon knew that it was one of Rick Lansing’s operations, and also that there was an office in the back which was the headquarters for Lansing’s other business interests, which were many and various.
Rick the Barber might have left his original vocation far behind, but he was still one of its best customers. He had dark wavy hair that glistened with oil and brushing. The skin over his tough square features was smooth and glowing from many facials. His hands were shinily manicured. He looked far more like a toughened chorus boy than what he was.
He sat behind his desk and listened impassively to the alibi of his ambassador.
“I tell ya, Rick, I couldn’t do anything about it. The Saint musta been tipped off. He had four guys with him, and they was all heeled.”
“I don’t believe you,” Lansing said contemptuously. “But even if it’s the truth, what did you come straight back here for? How do you know one of ’em didn’t tail you?”
“Honest, Rick, I shook ’em clean.”
This was when Simon Templar quietly opened the door and stepped into the room.
“That’s right, Rick,” he corroborated gravely. “He shook all of ’em except me... Just don’t do anything reckless, boys, and I won’t hurt you either.”
The position of his left hand in the side pocket of his coat made his proposition especially persuasive.
Lansing kept his hands on top of the desk and considered the situation without a change of expression.
“Good evening, Mr Templar,” he said at length.
“Good evening, Rick,” said the Saint amiably. “I believe you wanted to see me. So here I am. You didn’t need to make a production of it. I’m only too anxious to hear what’s on your mind. Shall we talk it over in private, or does Sonny Boy here make you feel safer?”
Lansing sat still for a moment, and then made a slight movement of his hand.
“Beat it, Joe.”
“That’s better,” said the Saint. “Now he can collect the rest of the mob outside the door, which will make you feel really comfortable, but they know I’ve got you here, so I haven’t a thing to worry about. We can let our hair down and enjoy it.”
Lansing suddenly smiled, displaying a wide row of perfect white teeth.
“And I thought you were supposed to be smart,” he said. “You’re wasting yourself, Saint. Listen, with your talents you’re just the guy I need for a partner. Petty blackmail isn’t big enough for you. And what if you do tell the D.A. that Jake Hardy didn’t commit suicide? You couldn’t prove a thing.”
A slight frown touched the Saint’s brow.
“Jake Hardy?” he repeated. “You mean your last partner?”
“Go on — kid me.”
The Saint’s memory, which missed very little of the underworld news that reached the papers or circulated through the grapevine, responded again. Jake Hardy, for reasons unknown, had plunged from a penthouse window to his death several months before, leaving Rick Lansing in sole control of a cartel which, while it was not rated by Dun & Bradstreet and had little standing with the Better Business Bureau, was one of the richest enterprises of the Windy City.
“Let me make a guess,” said the Saint slowly. “Do I gather that someone claiming to be me is trying to shake you down for a certain amount of moola on account of they know that Jake’s high dive wasn’t Jake’s own idea?”
“Look,” Lansing said impatiently. “The comedy belongs outside with the floor show. Why, even if you hadn’t given your name on the phone, I can recognize your voice.”
“My voice?”
“Yes, your voice.”
“And that’s why you sent Sonny Boy to bring me in?”
Lansing made a clipped gesture.
“I was upset. So now I’m sorry. No hard feelings, Saint. Believe me, a partnership with me will pay you a lot more than the lousy ten grand you’re asking for hush money. It wouldn’t be just this joint. I could give you a cut in everything, all over town — sports areas, bookies, numbers — the works.”