The Eastern Palace had changed. “Years ago, this place had a bunch of Korean chorus girls, and a little Chinese orchestra. It wasn’t as noisy as this. There was even a dance floor.”
“Tell me a little bit more about this Madam Lum,” said Shuck. “How does she get away with it in town?”
“Good question. She—” But I could not be heard over the roaring of a machine offstage. The curtains parted and in the center of the stage a girl crouched on a black motorcycle. The back wall slipped sideways — it was a moving landscape, a film of trees and telephone poles shooting past. By concentrating I could imagine that stationary girl actually speeding along a country road.
She flung off her goggles and helmet. A fan in the wings started up and blew her long hair straight back. She wriggled out of her leather jacket and let that fly. The music became louder, a pumping rhythm that emphasized the motorcycle roar.
“I don’t like this,” I said.
Shuck frowned, as he had when he had said, “Haven’t you got any where the guy’s on top—?”
The girl stood up on the motorcycle saddle and kicked off her boots and tore off her britches. She was buffeted by the wind from the fan; she undid her bra and squirmed out of her pants — they sailed away. Then she hopped back onto the seat, naked, and pretended to ride, bobbing up and down, chafing herself on the saddle.
“I’m shocked,” said Shuck.
I liked him for that. I said, “Isn’t that a Harley-Davidson?”
The film landscape was moving faster now, the music was frenzied, the engine screamed. The girl started doing little stunts, horsing around on the motorcycle, lifting her legs, throwing her head back.
She bugged out her eyes and shrieked; she covered her face with her hands. There was a terrific crash. The landscape halted, the motorcycle tipped over, the naked girl took a spill and sprawled across the machine in the posture of an injured rider, her legs spread, her head awry, her arms tangled in the wheels.
Around us, Chinese businessmen, towkays in immaculate suits, applauded wildly and shouted, “Hen hao!” which meant “very good” and sounded like “And how!”
“This is where I draw the line,” I said. “Let’s get out of here.” The act had disturbed me — what fantasy did such violence promote? — and I avoided mentioning it to Shuck. Walking down Orchard Road, past Tang’s, and confounded by what to say, I asked him again about his business.
“You might say Asian affairs,” said Shuck.
“Well,” I said, “how do you expect to know anything about Asian affairs if you’ve never had one?”
Madam Lum greeted me as an old friend, with an affectionate bear hug, and with her arms around me she turned to Shuck and said, “Mr. Jack a very nice boy and he my best brother, no, Jack?”
“She’s a real sweetie,” I said.
“You want Mona?” asked Madam Lum. “She free in a coupla minutes — hee hee!”
“Who’s Mona?” asked Shuck.
“One of the fruit flies,” I said. “Rather athletic. She’s got a nine-inch tongue and can breathe through her ears.”
“Just my type,” said Shuck, looking around. “Cripe, look at all the broads.”
Over by the window, three girls were seated on a sofa, languidly reading Chinese comic books; one in a chair was buffing her fingernails, and another was eating pink prawns off a square of newspaper. No towels, no tea. It would never have happened at Dunroamin: no girls sat down if two fellers had just come through the door. “This is your newer sort of wang house,” I said to Shuck. “Not my style at all.” One of the girls put down her comic and sauntered over to Shuck, smoothing her dress.
“What your name?” she asked.
“Shuck.”
“Twenty-over dollar.”
“No, no,” said Shuck, wincing, setting his mouth so as not to lisp. “Me Shuck.”
“Me shuck you,” said the girl, pointing.
“Forget it,” I said. But I had recorded the exchange; it was ‘material,’ and it bothered me to acknowledge the suspicion that very soon, chewing the fat with an admiring stranger who had looked me up, I would be saying, “Funny thing happened the other day. I know a feller with the unfortunate name of Shuck, and we were goofing off in—”
“Mona coming,” said Madam Lum.
“Not tonight,” I said. “But my buddy here might be interested. What do you say, Ed?”
“I’m just window-shopping,” he said. Buzz, buzz. “What was the name of that other place you mentioned?”
“Bristol Chambers,” I said. “But, look, they don’t like people barging in and out if they’re not serious about it.”
“You’re a funny guy,” said Shuck. “I used to know a guy just like you.”
That annoyed me. It was presumptuous; he didn’t know me at all. I could not be mistaken for anyone else. The half-baked whoremonger in the flowered shirt, with the tattoos on his arms, hamming it up on Orchard Road (“How do you expect to know anything about Asian affairs if you’ve never had one?”) — that was all he saw. I resented comparisons, I hated the fellers who said, “Flowers, you’re as bad as me!” They looked at me and saw a pimp, a pornocrat, an unassertive rascal marooned on a tropical island, but having the time of his life: a character. I said, “I don’t want to hurt their feelings.”
“That’s what I mean,” said Shuck.
“Well, what the heck’s wrong with that?”
“The next thing you’ll be telling me is that they’ve got hearts of gold, like these strippers that say they do algebra in their dressing rooms. They’re better than we are or something.”
“Not on your life,” I said, and feeling the prickly sensation that his judgment on them was a judgment on me, added, “But they’re no worse.”
“I guess you’re right. We’re all whores one way or another,” said Shuck, with a hint of self-pity. “I mean, we all sell ourselves, don’t we?”
“Do we?”
“Yeah. We all sell our souls.”
“Those girls don’t sell their souls, pal. There’s no future in that.”
“You know what I mean. Holding a job, people climbing all over you. It’s a kind of screw. I do it for fifteen grand.”
“Madam Lum does it for fifty,” I said, trying to wound him. “Tax free.”
Walking down Mount Elizabeth I said, “Years ago, it was better, with the massage parlors and all that. There are still some in Johore Bahru. Madam Lum’s place always reminds me of a doctor’s office. Did you notice the potted plants and magazines? The only good thing about it is that it’s convenient. The number twelve bus stops here and that supermarket over there is very good, probably cheaper than cold storage. I usually pick up half a pound of hamburg and some frozen peas before I nip over to Madam Lum’s. You can’t beat it for convenience.”
“You really are a funny guy,” said Shuck.
“Thanks,” I said.
“I mean it in the good sense,” he said.
“I’ll take you to the Bristol,” I said. “It’s not far. But you can’t go inside unless you want some action.”
“If I must,” said Shuck, buzzing. “What’s the attraction?”
“The guy that runs it isn’t very friendly,” I said. “And the girls are nothing to write home about. It’s a pretty run-of-the-mill sort of place, except for one thing.”