Agnes was stalking the streets which once had stalked her. The elegant Georgian façades of Camden, which by day showed daring glimpses of adventurous curtain and flashes of brave scrubbed pine, by night glimmered palely behind shutters in streets which now seemed empty and afraid. Another city had taken charge, crawling down from trees and out of sewers, roosting in doorways among overstuffed garbage bags and trawling the littered pavements of the high street like antithetical shoppers. It was doubtlessly the latter’s aspect of ownership which nightly sent the management scuttling back to their terraces to ponder the insuperables of social injustice over dinner and wine, and there were many occasions on which Agnes would have joined them. For tonight, however her loyalties lay with those whose hearts were hard. They were not emasculated, as she had been, by sympathy. Their cold nights and hungry days had lent them a certain menace. She had seen their misery eulogised in various artistic black and white photographs, a Brueghel glow of quirky despair in their faces as their souls shone beneath the skin for want of better lodging. Well, tonight she too lived in her own skin, homeless. Tonight she was a predator, sly as a guttersnipe.
She reached the lock and paused on the bridge for a moment looking out over the canal. The water looked dark and thick as blood. There was no moon overhead and the sky was black, like an empty space. A car passed behind her and someone shouted, ‘Don’t jump!’ through the window as it sped away. People were so careless with one another, she thought as she turned and continued walking. They should be taught a lesson, and who better to teach it than they, the underclass, those who had been wronged?
A man walked past her on the pavement. He had been eyeing her uncertainly as he approached, as if trying to discern whether she was an object of admiration or studied avoidance. It was a look she had been getting a lot lately. Her signals had been growing dimmer and harder to read. She stared at him rudely, which at least had the effect of resolving his own dilemma. He looked away and dug his hands in his pockets.
‘Hi, sexy!’ she said loudly as he walked by her.
She heard him stop on the pavement behind her. She could feel his shock without even looking back at him.
‘What?’ he said, as if to himself.
She walked on unperturbed and eventually heard his diminishing footfalls as he walked away. Agnes smiled to herself. Weakness, she thought then, was, after all, nothing more than fear. Strength, consequently, must be becoming that which you feared. She began to laugh. Soon she was laughing so hard that she had to sit down in a doorway and clutch at her sides.
‘Keep laughing, love. They say it stops ye crying. That’s what they say, eh?’ said a woman next to her.
‘I suppose so,’ replied Agnes, getting a grip on herself. She had thought she was alone.
‘What’s so bloody funny anyway?’ said the woman.
She had a high-pitched voice and a Scottish accent. She was so tiny that Agnes would have mistaken her for a child had she not already seen the handbag face clenched tight as a withered fist. She wore a red coat and was sitting with her knees drawn up and her feet in a plastic bag.
‘Tell us, Miss Tee-Hee, what’s the joke?’
‘Oh, it’s only an old joke,’ said Agnes. ‘The one about the man and the woman. It’s not really very funny.’
‘La-de-da! Well, tell us it anyway, hen. I could do with a laugh.’
Agnes began to make something up. She had never been very good at telling jokes. Halfway through her rambling narrative, the woman began to cough. Her whole frame shook with the effort of trying to contain the bronchitic explosions within her bony chest. Presently the attack receded and she leaned back against the wall.
‘Ha’ ye got a cigarette for me, hen?’ she whispered, peering up at Agnes with chastened watery eyes.
‘No,’ said Agnes. ‘I could buy you some if you like, but I don’t think they’d make you feel any better.’
The woman closed her eyes and leaned against her. She appeared to be asleep. Through her coat Agnes could feel she was as brittle as a bird. Her breath rattled and wheezed its way out of her pursed lips. A few minutes later she awoke.
‘I’ll tell you a secret, hen,’ she said. Her face brightened. ‘I’ll tell you something no one else knows. Can I trust ye? Can I?’
‘Of course.’
‘Look at tha’!’ The woman thrust out a skinny arm from within the folds of her coat, her spidery hand fluttering as she turned her arm about for Agnes to see. ‘What d’ye make of tha’?’
‘It’s very thin,’ ventured Agnes.
‘Well, I can see tha’! You don’t need glasses to see tha’.’ She clenched up her face and nodded. ‘I’m just bones, me. I don’t need you to tell me tha’.’
‘Sorry,’ said Agnes.
‘What’s sorry? I’m the one should be sorry.’ Her eyes closed again and she swayed unsteadily back and forth. ‘Ha bloody ha. Tee-hee-hee. What’s so bloody funny anyway? Eh?’
‘Nothing. I’m not laughing.’
‘I’ll tell ye something.’ Her eyes snapped open. ‘I’m dying, that’s what. Nae much more o’ this for me.’ She laughed a little and began to hum ‘It’s a Long Way to Tipperary’. ‘No more Leicester Square for me. Goodbye to the high life.’
‘Are you sure?’ said Agnes.
‘Course I am! Who else would be, eh? Am I sure, she says. Did ye nae look at this arm?’ Her mouth chewed drily on air. ‘It’s a long way—’
‘Is there anything I can do? Would you like me to take you to the hospital or — or maybe you have someone I could call?’
The woman stopped singing and scrutinised her closely.
‘Good thing my Jacky’s not here,’ she said firmly, nodding her head.
‘Who’s Jacky? Is she a friend? Maybe we should call her.’
Another seizure, however, prevented the woman from replying. She shook silently. When she raised her head, Agnes saw that in fact she was laughing.
‘Ay,’ she gasped. ‘Good thing Jacky’s away. Aye, it’s a good thing.’
‘Who is Jacky?’
‘He’s my boy, hen. Who else but my lovely boy? “Is she a friend?” ’ she mimicked. ‘Good thing Jacky did nae hear tha’ — he’s a great big thing, that he is.’
‘Well, where is he?’
‘He’d want to be here, though. Pretty thing like yourself, ye’d have your hands full.’ She laughed, rocking herself.
‘Why isn’t he helping you?’ she burst out.
‘Aye, you’d not get a moment’s peace. That’s a fact, that is.’ She closed her eyes and leaned back. ‘I believe it’s my bedtime.’
‘Where are you going to sleep? You can come and stay at my house if you like. We can take the tube. It’s not that far.’
She opened her eyes.
‘Have ye got any clothes?’
‘Yes, of course. I can give you some.’
‘It’s a bit worn.’ She plucked at the sleeve of her coat. ‘That it is. A bit worn. But it’s a lovely red. A lovely colour, that red. Just ask for Annie and they’ll tell ye where to find me. Ask anyone here.’ She indicated the barren sweep of the dark high street.
‘But what about tonight?’
‘I’ve got me bed right here.’
She patted the doorstep and closed her eyes. Agnes removed a note from her wallet and crumpled it into the tiny fist. As she did so, the eyes opened.
‘Dunnae forget,’ she said. ‘Just ask for Annie. Ye can put them in a bag and ask for Annie.’
‘I won’t forget. It was nice to meet you.’
‘The pleasure’s all mine, I’m sure,’ said Annie demurely.
Agnes got up. She had other business to attend to. As she turned to leave the thin arm scuttled out from beneath the coat and grabbed her hand.