"A mere touch o' the tar-brush," Cashman explained once she had headed for the kitchen shed and had spoken to the barman.
"Fair handsome," Lewrie amiably agreed. "A particular friend?"
"Almost pass for white, a fair number of 'em," Cashman told him, ignoring the query, "but what may one expect, with so many sailors and soldiers runnin' off and takin' up with the first decent-lookin' wench they see? Planters and overseers, married or no, who can't resist the Cuffie housemaid's charms? Some free girls who turn to whorin' and out pops a mulatto git. And their dialect, did ya hear it? Damn' near an Irish brogue, or a Cockney twang that takes ya back to Bow Bells, with a Creole lilt. Jamaica could be a fine country."
"Same as India, or Canton in China, anywhere Europeans go," Alan said, as their wine arrived, taking Cashman's evasion as confirmation.
"Same as Saint Domingue," Cashman pointed out with a frown. "If you think Jamaica 's a hodgepodge, wait'll you get ashore, over there."
"Wasn't plannin' on it, Christopher," Lewrie scoffed after tasting the hock. "From all I've heard, a mile or two safe offshore'll do me fine. Do they ice this, by God? Marvelous!"
" Massachusetts ice, packed in straw and wood chips, down in the storm cellars," Cashman informed him, beaming. "Americans can even turn shite t'money, s'truth! Whole shiploads of dried manure to dung thin island soils. Saint Domingue, though… you know the French. Put the leg over a monkey did someone shave the face first. Saint Domingue's a bloody pot-mess when it comes t'race. Dozens of terms for how black or white a person is… mulatto, quadron, octoroon, griffe, dependin' on whether the father or mother was black or white, and what shade, if the mother was slave or free, house-servant or field hand, how rich or important the sire. Most confusin' bloody war ever ya did see, and I doubt if the Blacks over there can sort it out. They're comin' to call it the 'War of The Skin.' Everybody's terrified of the real dark Blacks, the half-castes with nothing side with this fella L'Ouverture, the half-castes with anything t'lose side with Rigaud, or the whites."
"The petits blancs side with the grande blancs.. ." Lewrie added.
"Someone fill you in, then?"
"Written advisories," Lewrie told him, scowling. "But you must know how little those're worth, and how out of date by now."
"We're going there, soon," Cashman said. "General Maitland has been run pretty-much ragged, whenever he sends battalions out into the countryside. Lucky he hasn't been butchered and hung up by his heels, suffered total massacres, so far. Like the Frogs. Poor bastards."
"So what is this, the Last Supper?" Lewrie asked. "Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we shall die?"
"Been there, before. Call it a preventive dose of civilisation, so I don't go mad quite as quickly," Cashman snickered.
"How did you get your own regiment?" Lewrie enquired. "Last we saw of each other back in '83, you were a brevet-captain in a fusilier regiment."
"Ah, well… long story," Christopher said, winking.
"We'll take a long dinner," Lewrie assured him.
"Well, once the Revolution ended, what was left of us were sent back to England. Recall, I told you how much I despise cold climates? Damn-all raw and rainy, and damn-all dreary, too… peacetime soldiering. I had picked up a little loot, here and there. Lots of officers in the regiment were selling up their commissions, but I still couldn't afford t'be more than a lieutenant, with a fifteen-year-old over me as captain, damn his eyes! Cost of a commission always goes up in peacetime, in regiments that won't get sent overseas for a long spell. But I found a daddy, needed a place for his slack-jawed young imbecile, so I sold up and resigned. Then turned round and bought a captaincy in a kutch-pultan* (*kutch-pultan=a poor, undistinguished regiment.) with the bad luck t'be ordered to India. Could've bought it for the price of coach fare, with so many young fools worried about their thin, pale skins, of a sudden! And I'd been there before, as ye knew, and it hadn't killed me yet, so…"
Cashman sketched a neck-or-nothing career of heat and flies, of bad water and food, nigh-poisonous native "guzzle," surely poisonous serpents, spiders, and scorpions for bed companions, the sun murderous.
"To a bloody war, or a sickly season," Lewrie proposed, raising his glass with one of the Royal Navy's toasts. "Ah, India, the land of loot and lust! I take it you were fortunate in both, hmm?"
"Brevet-major in six months, as officers keeled over like nine-pins. Some kerfuffles with a native prince or two, and I'd amassed me enough t'buy a permanent majority," Cashman boasted, "and laid enough aside t'come home a chicken-nabob, and then I had me a think. Never in this life would I make lieutenant-colonel, not even in a shoddy battalion such as mine. Home depot in England picks those who suit the Colonel of the Regiment, or Horse Guards, when there's no war, and they've no need of my harum-scarum sort. Things got quiet after a few years, so I sold up and took passage here. Not quite as hot, a tad less dangerous, and a tad less unhealthy. Got into sugar cane, cotton and such, in a small way. Ran up a rather nice house, ran about twenty slaves, my own cane-mill, press and pans. Down southwest of Spanish Town, on Portland Bight. Milled for neighbours who didn't get the wind to run their own mills proper… done main-well raisin' horses and cattle as well. Takes less labour and fewer slaves. Oh, I played ship's husband for a while, backin' cargoes on the Triangle Trade, but after a time or two, I got out of that. A drib here, a drab there, and it all added up, somehow."
"But your regiment," Lewrie pressed as their soup arrived, a hot and spicy pepperpot. "Sounds as if you had a fine retirement or second career. But then, you…?"
"Boredom, Lewrie!" Christopher told him with an outburst of too-bright laughter. "I was bored silly! Like most things, one claws and schemes t'get Life's treasures, but once in hand, they lose lustre, and you find it was the chase that was the real fun."
"I think I see your point," Lewrie replied, thinking of his own tenant farm in Anglesgreen, the mark of a landed gentleman that should have been satisfaction enough, and the mark of success.
"And… there's the slaves," Cashman admitted, turning sombre. "Recall, do ya, we once had a schemin' session on a riverbank in Spanish Florida, when we got sent up the Apalachicola t'deal with the Muskogee Indians? How it'd be a great land for crops like cotton, did I fetch in some Bengalis, 'stead o' the Indians? Grow it, pick it, and card it, wash it, bale it, and ship. Or spin it and loom it on the spot, usin' the river for power. Even build a manufactory, and sell made clothin' all over this part'of the world?"
"Aye, I do recall. How close did you come?" Lewrie smiled.
"You pay a Hindoo ryot for his work, Lewrie," Cashman confessed in a much lower voice, one that would not carry to his contemporaries and fellow planters. "You hire him. Aye, he slacks off and acts lazy and ya thrash him, and he'll take it and shrug it off, then get back to work proper. But the Cuffies, Alan… the Samboes. With them, all we have is the lash. Die off in droves from snake bites, diseases, worked t'death or starved halfway there-have t'buy more of 'em, and start all over again. We've thirty-thousand whites on Jamaica, but there're over three hundred thousand slaves, and barely ten thousand Free Black people. And there might be a total turnover every generation, do you see? And ya can't do anything t'ease the misery. Cosset your slaves, and your neighbours'll think you're weak… a 'Merry Andrew.' Go too harsh, like most of 'em do, and you get rebellion. And start fearin' what yer house slaves serve ya, do they slip poison in your food and drink! That's no way t'live, Lewrie, believe me. I thought I knew what I was gettin' into when I bought land and slaves t'work it. Knew my way round natives, d'ye see… Bengalis, Mahrattas. Muskogee or Cherokee. Hell… Irish?" he added with a grin and a shrug.