"But too hard to explain to the Ordnance Board and our own superiors when Proteus pays off, Mister Devereux," Lewrie told him, with a knowing leer and a tap on the side of his nose. "Why, damme if they didn't charge us for 'em! And I doubt the local Army staff would find it easy to explain, either, how a dozen or more weapons went missing. Might charge them for 'em, too! Besides, as far as the Army is concerned, Horse Guards, and God Almighty ordained the use of the Tower Musket, Long Land Pattern, calibre seventy-five. Might've been etched into the tablets Moses brought off the mountain, for all I know."
"But we could claim-"
"Damme, sir!" Lewrie barked with amusement. "D'ye mean for me to steal 'em for you, Mister Devereux? Since I'm such a dab-hand at stealin' slaves for sailors?"
"Well, I would not characterise it as stealing, sir, exactly," Devereux said, tucking his hands behind his back (perhaps to keep them a semblance of clean!) whilst his phyz reddened with flusterment, and jutting his chin horizon-ward.
"You've another synonym handy, I take it, sir?" Lewrie teased, snickering to see their stolid Marine officer so discomfited.
"A mere half-dozen would suit, sir. Well, perhaps ten, or the dozen," Devereux all but begged. "For our new men, and those already aboard who are demonstrably good shots. Why, think of the possibilities, sir!" he wheedled. "Skilled men in the tops equipped with fusil muskets could decimate an enemy's officers and mates at one go, sir! We could cripple any ship we face with one accurate volley!"
"Even does our staff-captain, Sir Edward Charles, oppose such a practice of targeting officers and gentlemen as savage and barbaric, Mister Devereux? I am ordered never to engage in such, tsk tsk."
"Well, sir, what actually happens, and what is written up in a report are two horses of another colour," Devereux slyly posed. "I do also recall our recent competition with the American frigate… and how the Hancock's men out-shot ours. Do we ever fight them, they will not feel such nice compunctions against shooting us, sir. And neither would French naval infantry, or bloody-handed privateersmen."
"Granted," Lewrie allowed.
"And I must own, sir, that the Yankees' superior arms and skill did irk me. And fill me with envy," Devereux confessed. "Recall our fight with those rebel slaves off Monte Cristi, sir. Had we possessed fusils, accurate long-range musketry would have slaughtered them long before they could get close enough to detonate their cargoes of powder. And done it more cheaply than using our great-guns, too, sir. Improve our, uhm… efficiency 'gainst small privateers and smugglers?" Devereux fantasised, aswell with ideas and barely disguised impatience.
"Hmmm," Lewrie sobered, pondering that galling event and weakening a trifle.
"And, have we not, sir, with you as our guide, already set an example as being more than ready to, uhm… extemporise if needs must, Captain?" Devereux pled.
"Extemporise," Lewrie scoffed as they paced forward to amidships of the windward gangway. "Now, there's a word that covers a multitude of sins. Damn my eyes, Mister Devereux. Are you pissing down my back? 'With me as our guide'? Christ on a crutch!" he snorted dismissively.
"We may not be able to swap for them, sir, but your friend the colonel could, ah… spirit them away for us?" Devereux schemed. "Or fusils could be explained away as personal weapons of our officers and gentlemen midshipmen, sir. Kept aft in the gun-room or your cabins…'til we get a chance to go ashore and hunt? Sporting arms, sir, aha! After all, fusils arose as officers' weapons back in the Seven Years' War, so they could appear as common soldiers to French or Indian sharpshooters, and not be targeted as leaders… but didn't wish to bear the burden of a Brown Bess musket. A fusil is much lighter…"
"No, we must never overburden officers," Lewrie laughed aloud. "They've enough stress, already!"
Hmmm, though…
Personally, he liked the.54 calibre fusil musket, and had from his first experience with them, with Kit Cashman, at the tail end of the American Revolution, even fetching off one as a memento of their failed expedition up the Appalachicola River in Spanish Florida. And where was it now? Hanging over the mantel in his private office/study at home in Anglesgreen… that is, had Caroline not sold it or given it away out of bloody-minded spite.
"If all else fails, sir, we could claim we captured them off a suspect merchantman, or a privateer, or…" Devereux hinted.
"You wish 'em hellish-bad, don't you, Mister Devereux?"
"I do, indeed, sir!" Devereux vowed, childishly hopeful.
"Even if that means sailing back to Kingston for 'em and exposing our new hands to recapture? Us into court? Or letting your new Marines ashore for liberty, where they might brag and get us hung?"
"Well, uhm…" Devereux shied, with a painful squint. "Do you put it that way, sir… I know it's a risk, but I still think that did we have them, it would be in the ship's best interests, Captain."
"Dear me, Mister Devereux," Lewrie said, checking their pacing, and with a sad shake of his head, "but I do believe we've managed to corrupt even such a proper young fellow as you! Society ought to lock us all away as a threat to the Public Good."
"And the Navy hasn't, sir?" Devereux chirped, suddenly elated, yet gesturing at the bare, featureless horizon. "Could you but try to speak to your old friend, Colonel Cashman…"
"Well," Lewrie hemmed and hawed.
"And whilst you do that, sir," Devereux rushed on to pose, "I've an idea about that 'indirect' fire. Those slave boats were too far for grenadoes, you recall? But, did we have, say, three or four small coehorn mortars in the tops, mortars we could extemporise to the metal stanchions and forks for the swivel guns, we could fire explosive shell-steep plunging fire!-right onto an enemy's decks, like that Colonel Shrapnel's fused exploding case-shot, and…!"
Six Bells chimed from the forecastle belfry, precluding further thought on that subject; the first was trouble enough, to Lewrie's imagination. Six Bells; eleven of the morning, and a half hour 'til the welcome pipe of "Clear Decks And Up Spirits" for the issuance of the rum ration.
"One bit of devilment at a time, if you please, Mister Devereux. I'm not as young as I once was, d'ye know," Lewrie told him, grinning. "Too much audacity at one sitting leaves me breathless these days."
Lt. Langlie came up to join them, doffing his hat.
"Six Bells, sir. Permission to secure from arms drill?"
"Very well, Mister Langlie," Lewrie replied, now properly stern. "Make sure they're well cleaned and oiled before stowing. Does time permit, have the senior hands instruct the volunteers in basic knots."
"Very good, sir," Langlie replied, in his own properly crisp manner, yet sharing a meaningful glance with Devereux, as if they both were in on things.
"Anything else you wish, then, Mister Devereux?" Lewrie queried. "A 'whore transport' to trail us about, perhaps?"
"A what, sir?" Devereux gawped, this time wholly surprised.
"Ask Andrews about it," Lewrie suggested. "It's an old tale. And you, Mister Langlie."
"Sir?" Langlie paused, halfway to turning and saluting.
"You'd not turn up your nose at a personal, sporting, hunting fusil, I take it?" Lewrie grinned. "What, the entire gun-room?"
"Well, uhm, ah…" Langlie flummoxed, sharing another glance with Devereux, as if to ask what trouble he'd gotten into, now.
"Damme, but I begin to fear we're a ship filled with conspirators from keel to truck." Lewrie snickered.
"One might term it, ah… aspiring, Captain," Langlie replied.
"Aspiring, hey? Hmmm… works for me. Carry on, Lieutenant Devereux. Mister Langlie, a word, sir."
Devereux saluted and left, a bounce in his step, as if eager to inform the other officers that they'd be getting fusils, by hook or by crook. Langlie stood and waited, as a perpetually put-upon First Officer should, waiting for another heavy shoe to drop on his head.