"What?"
"You heard me!" Ben Jones blustered. "I let you out with this one, and maybe I made a mistake at that. But I by-Jones don't intend to let you get out of here with all three of them. What are you trying to get away with anyhow?"
The doctor didn't change his mild expression. He took a short, unhurried step forward. Smack.
Ben Jones reeled back from the slap, his mouth open, hand to his face. "Hey!" he squawked.
The doctor said levelly, "I'm telling you this just one time, Ben. Don't cross me. You've got the guns, but I've got these." He held up his spread hands. "You can shoot me, I won't deny that. But you can't make me do your dirty work for you. From now on things go my way—with these three people, with my own life, with the bootleg plastic surgery we do to keep you hi armored cars. Or else there won't be any plastic surgery."
Ben Jones swallowed, and Ross could see the man fighting himself. He said after a moment, "No reason to act sore, Doc. Haven't we always got along? The only thing is, maybe you don't realize how dangerous these three——"
"Shut up," said the doctor. "Right, boys?"
The other two Joneses in the room shuffled and looked uncomfortable. One of them said, "Don't get mad, Ben, but it kind of looks as if he's right. We and the doc had a little talk before you got here. It figures, you have to admit it. He does the work; we ought to let him have something to say about it."
The look that Ben Jones gave him was pure poison, but the man stood up to it, and in a minute Ben Jones looked away. "Sure," he said distantly. "You go right ahead, Doc. We'll talk this over again later on, when we've all had a chance to cool off."
The doctor nodded coldly and followed Ross out. Helena and Bernie, suitably Jonesified for the occasion, were already hi the car; Ross and the doctor jumped in with them, and they drove away.
Now that the strain was relaxed a bit the doctor was panting, but there was a grin on his lips.
"Son-of-a-Jones," he said happily, "I've been wailing five years for this day!"
Ross asked, "Is it all right? They won't chase after us?"
"No, not Ben Jones. He has his own way of handling things. Now if we were stupid enough to go back there, after he had a chance to talk to the others without me around, that would be something different. But we aren't going back."
Ross's eyes widened. "Not even you, Doc?"
"Especially not me." The doctor concentrated on his driving. Presently: "If I take you to the rendezvous, can you find your ship from there?" he asked.
"Sure," said Ross confidently. "And Doc—welcome to our party."
Space had never looked better.
They hung half a million miles off Jones, and Ross fumbled irritatedly with the Wesley panel while the other three stood around and made helpful suggestions. He set up the integrals for Earth just as he had set them up once before; the plot came out the same. He transferred the computations to the controls and checked it against the record in the log. The same. The ship should have gone straight as a five-dimensional geodesic arrow to the planet Earth.
Instead, he found by cross-checking the star atlas, it had gone in almost the other direction entirely, to the planet of Jones.
He threw his pencil across the room and swore. "I don't get it," he complained.
"It's probably broken, Ross," Helena told him seriously. "You know how machines are. They're always doing something funny just when you least expect it."
Ross bit down hard on his answer to that. Bernie contributed his morsel, and even Dr. Sam Jones, whose race had lost even the memory of spaceflight, had a suggestion. Ross swore at them all, then took time to swear at the board, at the starship, at Haarland, at Wesley, and most of all at himself.
Helena turned her back pointedly. She said to Bernie, "The way Ross acts sometimes you'd honestly think he was the only one who'd ever run this thing. Why, my goodness, I know you can't rely on that silly board! Didn't I have just exactly the same experience with it myself?"
Ross gritted his teeth and doggedly started all over again with the computations for Earth. Then he did a slow double-take.
"Helena," he whispered. "What experience did you have?"
"Why, just the same as now! Don't you remember, Ross? When you and Bernie were in jail and I had to come rescue you?"
"What happened?" Ross shouted.
"My goodness, Ross don't yell at me! There was that silly light flashing all the time. It was driving me out of my mind. Well, I knew perfectly well that I wasn't going to get anywhere if it was going to act like that, so I just——"
Ross, eyes glazed, robotlike, lifted the cover off the main Wesley unit. Down at the socket of the alarm signal, 'shorting out two delicately machined helices that were a basic part of the Wesley drive, wedged between an eccentric vernier screw and a curious crystalline lattice, was—the hairpin.
He picked it out and stared at it unbelievingly. He marveled, "It says in the manual, 'On no account should any alterations be made in any part of the Wesley driving assembly by any technician under a C-Twelve rating.' She didn't like the alarm going off. So she fixed it. With a hairpin."
Helena giggled and appealed to Bernie. "Doesn't he kill you?" she asked.
Ross's eyes were glazed and his hands worked convulsively. "Kill," he muttered, advancing on Helena. "Kill, kill, kill——"
"Help!" she screamed.
The two men managed to subdue Ross with the aid of a needle from Dr. Jones's kit-pocket.
Helena was in tears and tried to explain to the others: "Just for no reason at all——"
She got only icy stares. After a while she sulkily began setting up the Wesley board for the Earth jump.
12
ROSS awoke, clearheaded and alert. Helena and Bernie were looking at him apprehensively.
He understood and said grudgingly, "Sorry I flipped. I didn't mean to scare you. Everything seemed to go black——"
They smothered him with relieved protestations that they understood perfectly and Helena wouldn't stick hairpins into the Wesley Drive ever again. Even if the ship hadn't blown up. Even if she had rescued the men from "Minerva."
"Anyway," she said happily, "we're off Earth. At least, it's supposed to be Earth, according to the charts."
He unkinked himself and studied the planet through a vision screen at its highest magnification.
The apparent distance was one mile; nothing was hidden from him.
"Golly," he said, impressed. "Science! Makes you realize what backward gropers we were."
Obviously they had it, down there on the pleasant, cloud-flecked, green and blue planet. Science!
White, towering cities whose spires were laced by flying bridges—and inexplicably decorated with something that looked like cooling fins. Huge superstreamlined vehicles lazily coursing the roads and skies. Long, linked-pontoon cities slowly heaving on the breasts of the oceans. Science!
Ross said reverently, "We're here. Flarney was right. Helena, Bernie, Doc—maybe this is the parent planet of us all and maybe it isn't. But the people who built those cities must know all the answers. Helena, will you please land us?"
"Sure, Ross. Shall I look for a spaceport?"
Ross frowned. "Of course. Do you think these people are savages? We'll go in openly and take our problem to them. Besides, imagine the radar setup they must have! We'd never sneak through even if we wanted to."
Helena casually fingered the controls; there was the sickening swoop characteristic of her ship-handling, several times repeated. As she jerked them wildly across the planet's orbit she explained over her shoulder, "I had the darnedest time finding a really big spaceport on that little radar thing—oops!—but there's a nice-looking one near that coastal city. Wheel That was close! There was one —sorry, Ross—on a big lake inland, but I didn't like——— Now everybody be very quiet. This is the hard part and I have to concentrate."