It wasn’t coincidence, the Security Police turning up this afternoon. Somehow, Orbilio knew the Artemis hadn’t sunk in any storm. She edged her way round a knot of kilted Syrian archers and past a Gaulish merchant selling silky deer-skin tunics. He’d know exactly whose mythical cargo she’d been carrying and was most likely on his way to Butico’s right this minute, with a view to getting him to testify against her. Wasted journey, chum. Butico wasn’t the type who’d write off his investment in the name of justice. Butico would want his money back, plus interest. Then he’d testify against her.
On the steps of the Senate, a bearded Arab with bangles round his wrist was selling bottled lizards’ tongues mixed with seal rennet and yellow spiders as a cure for obesity and pots of sticky purple cream, guaranteed to restore hair, while a boy of no more than nine made dogs with ribbons round their collars dance through hoops.
For the first time this afternoon, Claudia felt a faint stirring of hope. Strange as it might seem, Butico’s procrastination might actually work in her favour. Defrauding merchants was undoubtedly a crime, but quite how far the Security Police were prepared to push the matter was moot. Give him a good old-fashioned conspiracy and you wouldn’t see Marcus Cornelius for dust, and this was Rome, after all. Plots hatched faster than lice, all she had to do was hold on to her nerve.
She was approaching the corner by the prison on Silversmith’s Rise when a rainbow exploded from a tavern.
‘Get out and stay out,’ the landlord was bellowing. ‘All of you!’
‘Good sir, I must protest,’ the smallest and most portly element of the rainbow complained, as it picked itself up from the flagstones. ‘These dear ladies-’
‘Them ain’t ladies, and them ain’t expensive, neither. Set one foot within ten yards of this establishment, you or yer cheap tarts, and I’ll set the dogs on yer.’
‘Go to hell,’ one of the ladies in question retorted, and the shortest and most portly component of the rainbow groaned.
‘Such sentiments, dear Jemima, aid our cause not.’
To prove his point, a volley of trunks, packs and cases came hurtling through the hostelry door, much to the delight of the crowd which was starting to gather. Far from being embarrassed by the concourse, his little fat face brightened.
‘An audience,’ he breathed, and when he bowed, the feather in his bright blue turban swept the ground. ‘Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to acquaint you with “Caspar’s Spectaculars”. Pantomime, opera, tragedy-’
‘Ham!’ someone shouted.
‘-comedy, drama, political satire-’
‘Your actors are so wooden,’ another wag called, ‘I’ve seen better performances from oak trees.’
The crowd quickly warmed to the theme. ‘Oak-smoked hams!‘
‘With lots of stuffing,’ someone added, indicating Caspar’s rotund belly.
Then a wagon delivering jars of olive oil to an address up the hill came rumbling round the corner to spoil the fun and, with one last rattle of good-natured insults, the audience dispersed into the night. Claudia would have gone, too, only she was stuck between the cart and the tavern wall.
There were about twenty members in Caspar’s patchwork troupe, she counted. Mostly male, but the group also included half a dozen well-upholstered girls.
‘Madam. I am utterly charmed to make your acquaintance.’
This time Caspar swept off his turban when he bowed, revealing a gleaming bald head encircled by tight black shiny curls. A better arena for staging a performance Claudia hadn’t seen, even in the Theatre of Marcellus. He replaced the turban and brushed the dust off his rose-red embroidered tunic.
‘I trust this ugly contretemps will not deter you from coming along to enjoy one of Caspar’s Spectaculars whilst the company is in Rome?’ He flicked a piece of stale pie crust off his elbow. ‘Mention my name at the door, dear lady, and you are assured of the best seat in the house.’
Don’t mind if I do. ‘Which house might that be, exactly?’
‘Ah.’ Plump hands spread in an open-palmed gesture as his fellow thespians collected up the baggage. ‘The appropriate venue, alas, is proving troublesome.’ He flashed a caustic glance at the landlord. ‘I shall have to advise you in due course, dear lady, of our next theatrical address.’
‘Which particular Spectacular do you recommend?’ Not that it mattered. Any one of them must be a hoot.
‘My word, you pose some tricky questions,’ Caspar said, wringing his hands and inspiring Claudia to wonder whether his appendages were ever still, even when he slept. ‘A major problem for touring companies such as ours lies in the transient nature of the workforce,’ he explained. ‘Most of these lovely people have been with me for only a matter of weeks, and one can hardly train them in the nuances of the classics when they’re still wet behind the ears.’
‘Which reduces the options to what?’
‘To writing the scripts myself,’ he sighed. ‘And therein lies another problem. An impresario runs the most terrible risks if his scripts owe more to plagiarism than originality.’
Claudia was getting the drift. ‘In other words, you’re without a play and you don’t have a venue to put it on, even if you had one?’
‘Staging a production is nothing if not a challenge, madam.’
Notoriously slow movers at the best of times, the oxen had ground to a halt, refusing point-blank to turn the corner into Silversmith’s Rise. Caspar, his shivering troupe and Claudia seemed doomed to spend the evening squashed together in the tavern door, and the drop in trade wasn’t improving the landlord’s temper any.
‘This is yours ’an all, mate,’ he growled, tossing down a marble bust from the balcony overhead.
Caspar just managed to catch the statuette before it lost its nose on the rear wheel of the ox cart. ‘That, sir,’ he called up, ‘is no way to treat the dear departed.’
‘Your wife?’ Claudia asked, watching him tenderly brush the painted face and blow the dust off the smiling cheeks of the figurine. Like the other female members in his troupe, the dear departed had been far from the final throes of starvation.
The feather in the turban nodded sadly.
‘How did she die?’ Claudia asked. He certainly liked his women big, did Caspar.
‘Die?’ His little eyebrows rose. ‘Good heavens, madam, the good lady didn’t die, she just departed.’ He tucked the bust underneath his arm and patted it. ‘Somewhere around Athens, if my memory serves me correctly.’
Claudia sucked her cheeks in. ‘You obviously miss her.’
‘You have no idea,’ he intoned sombrely. ‘Damn good playwright, that woman. Oh, I beg you not to laugh, madam. The company faces a serious predicament this year. Once upon a time, we could put on a show and people would just be pleased to see us. Today every pleb’s a critic and when certain criteria are required of one’s production, it can prove difficult.’
Caspar was referring to the stringent rules which governed every script, be they enacted on the streets or in stone amphitheatres, where every play had to conform to a stereotyped cast list.
‘Between ourselves, madam, not all the dramatics in the range I proclaimed are performed by our company.’
‘No opera?’
Gloomy shake of the turban.
‘No tense dramas?’
Again, the turban shook sadly from side to side. ‘Even tragedy is out of the question,’ he said. ‘When things go wrong, as they are prone to do in a small touring company whose thespian turnover is faster than the blink of an eye, a laugh on a child’s deathbed scene makes the difference between being showered with silver and being showered with distressed vegetable waste.’
‘Which only leaves comedy.’
‘I do not pretend to understand modern audiences when I tell you that the best laughs come from storylines involving pimps and prostitutes,’ Caspar said. ‘But sadly they’ve been done to death this season. What I’m left with are plots revolving round swaggering soldiers who think they’re the gods’ gift to women, grasping misers who get their comeuppance and beautiful girls without brains in love with penniless poets. Of course, I need the obligatory mix-up surrounding identical twins, and if the poor playwright can throw in a couple of cuckolds, so much the better.’