He had missed Sister’s opening remarks, and brought his mind back to present time to hear her saying, “…your instructions give us very little to occupy our time, and even a robot can become bored when forced simply to observe minute changes which require thousands of years to become manifest. For this reason we have, with the enormous store of data at our disposal, sought methods of reevaluating and extending our knowledge of the sciences. With the physical sciences we have made considerable progress…”
She began to tick again in the way which used to be indicative of a major dilemma. This was something about which she must feel very strongly.
“…But in the social and related sciences we have encountered problems on which we need human guidance,” she finished with a rush. “Such as?” said Ross.
“An example,” said Sister. “Is it allowable to force human beings into an advanced state of civilization rapidly, by means of periodic wars, supposing that there are very good, but not vital, reasons for wanting their advance to be rapid?”
You have been getting in deep water, Ross thought, surprised and more than a little awed. Aloud, he said, “Speaking from experience, I’d say that it is not allowable under any circumstances. Your hypothetical human beings should advance slowly and naturally, so that physical knowledge should not outstrip the psychological, if they are to survive to enjoy their advances…” He stopped, a growing suspicion beginning to form in his mind; then he added, “I know this is a hypothetical problem, but are the robots by any chance planning on fighting a war among themselves to increase their—”
“No, sir,” said Sister.
But the suspicion would not leave him. He was remembering a discussion he had had with Sister a long time ago, about kindness, and lying, and puns. Certainly she had never made anything remotely resembling a pun, but she had done a few things which were meant to be kind. Maybe…
“Are you telling the truth?” he asked sharply.
“Yes, sir,” said Sister again.
“If you are, that’s what you would say,” Ross said thoughtfully. “And if you are lying that is still what you would say.” His voice became suddenly harsh. “But remember this. I want no wars, no matter how good the reasons appear for having them. That is an order!”
“I understand, sir.”
“And to keep your busy little minds out of mischief,” he went on, more quietly, “I have a job for you. It will require considerable time and effort, but when built will give me much more pleasure than any review or war games…”
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan…
Ross envisaged a palace to end all palaces, a slender shining tower a mile high possessing the internal capacity of a large city. The structural material would be transparent, allowing an unimpeded view in all directions while at the same time blocking off the heat and glare from the sun. Architecturally it would be simple and esthetically pleasing, as a whole and in its internal subdivisions, which should blend with and at the same time accentuate their contents. Furnishing his palace might be an even longer job than building it, because he wanted it to house reconstructions of all the famous sculptures, paintings, tapestries and other art treasures of the world. And at the earliest possible moment he wanted to be moved into the new structure. He was growing tired of always waking in his underground room, and when the new building was complete he wanted the old hospital closed up.
“Only the works which have been illustrated or adequately described in material found by the original search robots can be reproduced,” Sister said when he had finished speaking, “paintings relatively easily and the three-dimensional works with more difficulty. Much original research in structural methods will be necessary, and as we lack the intuitive reasoning processes of human beings the project will take a long time.”
“I’ve got plenty of that,” said Ross easily. The He would have fooled a human, he thought, much less a robot.
He remained awake for three weeks on that occasion, watching from the control dome the colonies of pale green sea grass undulating along the ocean bed, and extending his requirements regarding the size and contents of the palace. Possibly he sounded a little on the megalomaniac side to Sister, but he hoped that she would not realize that all the amendments were designed solely to extend the time necessary to complete the project. For the truth was that he did not care at all about art treasures or a splendid crystal tower which soared a mile into the sky. All he wanted was that his frozen, sleeping body be transferred from its safe subterranean crypt to somewhere more… vulnerable.
When he returned to Deep Sleep it was with the memory of a gigantic crescent moon and the hope that Sister and the others would not miss him too much when he was gone.
16
Time passed.
Ninety-seven million miles away the sun grew old and small and hot. On Earth the icecaps finally disappeared, the seas never cooled and, with the rise in temperature, the molecular motion of gases saw to it that the planetary atmosphere leaked slowly into space. The moon continued to spiral in, pulling up tides which forced the sea grass even deeper into the ocean and caused many more significant mutations to occur, until it entered Roche’s Limit and broke up. What the war had done to the planet was like a pinprick to what happened then.
Not all of the moon fell on Earth, only enough to raise the sea level by three hundred feet and open a few large cracks in the crust from which lava and superheated steam poured for many hundreds of years, and changed the planetary surface out of all recognition. Most of it remained in orbit, grinding itself into smaller and smaller pieces until Earth had a ring system to rival Saturn’s.
Ross awoke to find the base of his tower one hundred feet below sea level, the local topography unrecognizable, and a night that was as bright as day. The rings blazed across the sky, dimming all but the brightest stars, a celestial triumphal arch. Every wave in the sea threw back a reflection which made it seem that his tower rose out of an ocean of rippling silver. And joining the blazing sky with the dazzling sea were the thin white tendrils of the shooting stars.
“How did the palace escape?” asked Ross bitterly.
He found himself lost after the first three words of the explanation, but the answer seemed to be some kind of force field, or repulsion field. “…And I regret to say, sir,” Sister ended, “that the sea grass was unable to survive the catastrophe.”
“Too bad,” said Ross.
There was a long silence; then Sister suggested showing him around. It was mainly in order to please the robots who had built it rather than from curiosity that he agreed. He felt terrible.
Every synonym for magnificent, opulent and awe-inspiring could have been used to describe the palace in which he now lived. It was vast, but comfortable; grandiose, but in perfect taste. Like a museum with fitted carpets, thought Ross ironically. But he was tremendously impressed, so much so that he did not mention to Sister the one minor, but maddeningly constant, error. In all the otherwise perfect reproductions of great paintings, regardless of how the original Old Masters had painted them, the faces and bodies had been given a deep, rich tan coloring with a background hint of green.
It was exactly the shade they had used in the blowup of Alice’s picture, and he remembered telling Sister that it had been perfect. Which was probably the reason that they had given everyone the same complexion. After the first few days, however, he became accustomed to it.