Imelda slid her gold-rimmed glasses down to the tip of her short nose, and had I been more merciful, I would’ve found a way to warn Delbert that this apparently innocuous gesture was akin to a gunslinger unclipping his holster. She lowered her head and peered long and hard at Delbert. I edged away from him, because I sure as hell didn’t want to get hit by any stray shots.
“Okay, smarty pants, are you gonna try to tell me you spent twenty hours preparing to ask a few questions? What kind of fool do you take me for?”
“I did,” Delbert staunchly insisted. “And although I certainly don’t have to prove anything to you, I can show you the notes I made to prove it.”
She gave him this careful examining look. “Notes?”
“Yes. That’s right. I always make notes.”
“What’s it say in those notes?”
“I list questions I intend to ask. I draw pert charts… uh, flow diagrams, if you will, of the directions the interrogatory might take, and how I should respond.”
“I know what a damned pert chart is, fancy pants. You actually read those notes when you’re interrogating?”
“Sure. That’s the whole point. That’s how I stay ahead of the man I’m interrogating.”
A huge guffaw exploded from Imelda’s throat, and she wiggled around in her seat and nodded at her two assistants, both of whom chuckled a few times as well.
“What’s so funny?” Delbert demanded.
Imelda shook her head. “Damn, I should have guessed.”
“Guessed what?”
“Nothing.”
“No, tell me,” Delbert beseeched.
“That’s why your tapes sounded that way.”
“Sounded what way? What’s wrong with my tapes?”
Imelda just kept shaking her head in disbelief. Poor Delbert was nervously wringing his hands. Finally he looked over at me.
I shrugged. “Sorry, Delbert, I haven’t listened to your tapes. I haven’t got a clue what you screwed up.”
He spun back to Imelda. “Did I do something wrong in my interrogatories?”
She kept shaking her head. “Notes. I should have guessed. No damn wonder,” was all she said.
Delbert stormed over to the table where his tapes were neatly stacked, grabbed them, and stomped from the room. As soon as he was gone, Imelda cackled a few times, then got up and rejoined her girls, both of whom were quaking with repressed giggles. Morrow and I walked out right after Delbert.
Morrow looked at me in complete confusion. “What the hell was that about?” she asked.
“What? That?” I asked, trying to pretend innocence.
“Tell me. Did Delbert do something wrong?”
“Why? Don’t tell me you prepare notes, too?”
“Of course I do. Is something wrong with that?”
I smirked, but said as sincerely as I could, “No. Nothing. Really. It’s a very admirable trait.”
“Then what was that about?”
“It’s Imelda’s law. She opens every reunion by gnawing your ass for not working hard enough. It only lasts a few seconds, and it’s harmless. The approved response is to wince slightly, nod humbly, and swear to do better. The cardinal sin is to argue, or try to justify.”
“I still don’t get it.”
“What do you think Delbert’s going to do with those tapes?”
“Figure out what he did wrong.”
“Yep. He’s going to stay up all night, listening over and over to those tapes. By morning, he will have dissected his own performance to pieces. He’s going to be a nervous wreck. He’ll be wondering about every question he asked. His confidence will be shot.”
She didn’t believe me. “Imelda’s not that devious, and he’s not that stupid.”
“Yeah, you’re probably right,” I lied. Imelda was beyond devious. The woman could give Machiavelli lessons. What I was interested to see was whether Morrow was going to inform Delbert that Imelda had only been screwing with him.
The three of us got back together at seven and spent three hours reviewing what we’d heard, as well as what we’d learned, which, from my viewpoint anyway, wasn’t anywhere near the same thing as what we’d heard.
Delbert and Morrow’s session with Sergeant Machusco apparently went a lot like my session with Perrite, which is to say that Machusco also proved to be about as charming as a rattlesnake in heat. Morrow described him as a sinister-looking Italian boy from south Brooklyn who, if he wasn’t in the Army, would probably have been back on the streets of New York knocking off hits for the mob. And doing really well at it, too.
A-teams, like most Army units, start with a raw mixture of men who eventually organize themselves into an operating entity. Those men with average talents tend to be made into common riflemen whose sole responsibility is to shuffle along with the flow and act when told. Most freeze with fear the moment the bullets start flying. They contribute nothing to the battle. That’s why, in the old days of Napoleon and Frederick the Great, they used to post all these big, gnarly sergeants in the rear ranks, where their job was to put a musket ball into the back of any man who failed to methodically load and fire his weapon in the face of withering enemy fire. Today’s average soldier knows there’s no bloodthirsty, implacable sergeant in the rear ranks. He also knows somewhere deep inside that he is average, and he isn’t about to risk everything to prove that he is anything more than that.
The most deadly men, the ones who are able to kill with reflexive skill, who are natural woodsmen, who can think on their feet in the most taxing circumstances, usually are the ones made responsible for those special functions upon which the survival of the unit depends. That was Machusco and Perrite.
“They’re scary,” Delbert said.
I nodded. “Every army, from the beginning of time, has attracted men like them. It’s a good thing, too. If there wasn’t an army for them to join, they’d be out on the streets looking for blood. This way, at least, they kill for the good of the country and for their comrades in arms.”
“How reassuring,” Delbert said with a really irritating, priggish twang.
“Actually, it is,” I told him. “That Desert Storm image of all those nice little knights in shining armor always was pure horsecrap. Nearly all the best soldiers out there, if you scratched the surface, they all had a little bit of psychopath hidden somewhere in there. With some of them, you didn’t have to scratch the surface real deep. A completely sane and balanced man is a fish out of water on a battlefield.”
Morrow coughed a few times, which was her subtle way of intimating that it was late, and all this philosophical talk was great, but did it really have anything to do with completing this investigation? Women hate it when men talk about cars and broads and war.
“Did any of us hear anything today that contradicted their main defense?” she asked, trying to steer us back on course.
“I didn’t,” Delbert said.
“That depends,” I replied. “They’re all vomiting out the same general concept, but they’re walking all over each other on the details.”
Delbert gave me a speculative look. “Maybe, but I sure wouldn’t want to try to prosecute them.”
“No?” I asked.
He began ticking down fingers. “One, they have a splendid justification for what they did. Two, they were the only witnesses. Three, as you admitted, they’re all telling the same story. Four, and most ominously, it’s an incredibly believable story.”
I said, “Then you think they’ve got a good defense?”
Delbert nodded, while Morrow said, “No, Major, not a good defense. They’ve got a great defense.”
“Aha, haven’t you overlooked one inconvenient little fact? What about those little holes in the heads of the Serbs?”
Morrow said, “Maybe Persico was right. Maybe the Serbs did it themselves to fabricate an atrocity.”
“Then why haven’t the Serbs blown the whistle on it?” I asked.
Delbert quickly said, “I don’t know. Maybe they’re just waiting to see what we do. Maybe they’re keeping that revelation in reserve, just in case we conclude that Sanchez’s ambush was justified.”