"Lance, our horny and super-eager Irish setter, was lying under the bridge of my legs and sniffing up around my box. I'd never tried a dog before, even though I'd been curious about how they could eat a girl's snatch.' Why not, I thought. Why.not gas up with it and pull off my pants, prop my legs on the coffee table, and see what ol' Lance could do in the box scarfing department?
"Off came the tye-dye jeans, the nylon bikini type panties. Lance eyed me curiously and whined as if I hadn't fed him all day. I hoisted my shaking legs up on the table and took another' hit off the pipe. Somehow I got hung up examining my snatch. You know, spreading the cunt lips wide 'open with my fingertips and looking down there to see what it was that could drive me up the wall when I got excited…
"I noticed some come goo already oozing out so I dipped my finger in the hole and then spread the creamy stuff all over my snatch. My 'finger felt so good down there that I forgot all about Lance and my, original idea. But Lance hadn't forgotten a thing. Old bowser got his snout right up in there as soon as 'the 'space between my thighs would, let him fit. I closed my eyes and leaned back deep on the couch while my fingertip hugged the ball of my clitty.
"All I felt at first was the hot air from his sniffing and snorting around down there. Slowly I bumped my hips closer and closer until I felt his cold nose jabbed up against my knuckle. He was still whining 'like a starving stray or some such frigging thing and I was getting scared that Mark would come out to see what the hell was going on and there I'd be with my snatch bared 'to this whining 'animal. Wow! What a way to blow his fucking mind!
"Lance's tongue felt gritty and hard as coarse sandpaper when he took his first long lap at my slit. I almost panicked and peed at the same time, wanting to forget the whole deal, but it felt much better each new time he liked. He kept trying to nudge my hand away from there but, 'No go, Buster!' I wasn't about to stop naggin' myself!
"Pretty soon my finger was flying over my clit and I felt the palm of my hand slapping my muff! Lance had perked up quite a bit, too, and be was going lickety-split all over! Then for the sheer hell of it, I decided to get up on 'all fours and shove my ass in his nose. I mean… well, I've heard of dogs fuckin' chicks but it always sounded too unreal.
"It may have sounded unreal, but dogs ain't fools like some dudes I know! They know a willing piece of tail as soon as they get a whiff of the old hole. At first he just kept right on licking my gash, deep and far up in front by my ditty, then all the way back until I felt the tip of his tongue screwing itself into my shithole. After a few minutes of that footsy kind of crap, Lance really got the idea that the hole I was showing him was a fucking hole, and not an eating hole.
"Whooooeeee baby! You never saw an ass really fly like mine. I stayed pretty still for a bit-at least until be climbed aboard and clamped my hips with his furry paws-and then I started grinding away, real slow-like, while he corkscrewed his dinger into my asshole.
"Damn, that dog's cock felt like a foot-long wiener as it wedged in my hole!
Damn fьckin' thing sorta hurt my bunghole, too! Finally he must've crammed all of it in because he started pumping it to me just like a regular human dude would do. When he did that number on me, I completely forgot that it was a dog I was being screwed by.
"Baby, like I really wigged out! 'Mark, ooohhhh Mark, baby!' I moaned, 'take me, daddy, uhhh… aaaaughhhh! Take meeee!"
"I flagged my can at him-higher and higher until I felt like some kind of an acrobat-and held onto my knees and the edge of the couch for balance. 'Harder, daddy… harder you motherfuckin' prick! Fuck me… aaaugh… haharder!!!' "My mouth was so dry that I could've been toting sand in it and not have known the difference. Spit just wouldn't come-no way, baby. I felt all the blood rushing to my head and tried to straighten up a bit just to get a whiff of cool air. As soon as I tried it, he banged into me real hard and I almost collapsed right there.
"'Yeah!!!' I wailed, 'That's -it, baby… baby, go!!!' "I felt as if I had one of those wine bottle corkscrew type things up my ass-you know, it was like that thing in there was spinning around real fast and hitting up against every nerve. I even felt his balls slapping up on my ditty when he sunk it real far. Hell, I even heard it when I shut my mouth and tried to breathe right.
"Man, that bugger didn't take too long to waste his nuts, let me tell you. I was just getting into the swing of things when I felt his buckshot of hot come squirting up in me! Jeezuss, you would've thought that tucking prick of his was a garden hose the way that thing blew!
"He pumped it in until all the come was out and his cock had started going down like a deflated balloon. I was still busy milking)t and crying for him not to pull out when I heard the squishy pop! and felt the biting chill of the air conditioner's breeze on my ass.
'When I came to-flat on my face and belly -and felt Lance's cold nose poking into my ear, I realized that it hadn't been Mark who was balling me. Funny, no bad feelings about it at all. Now I'd found a new trip to go on during the week before Mark came home from his part time job at the gas station.
"1 tried to stand up but it felt like my brains were running right down my legs. I felt like I was on a real mellow acid -trip and settled for laying on the floor, spread out and ready for any more takers. There were blobs of sticky come all over the rim of my shit-hole and some of my own come was lazily drying on the insides 'of my thighs. Shit. I didn't care. It all felt so good.
"Lance cared. He. came trotting right back to scarf me again. I let him get as far as cleaning up the come before I pushed him away and got up to take some more hits off the water pipe. Oooohh, man, that was really a good screw! I wondered if Mark could top Lance.
"All kinds of funny gurgles and weird moans were sailing toward my ears from the crack in the door. Now that I'd been taken care of and didn't feel quite so uptight, I knew it wouldn't particularly- bug me if I walked in the room and dug on my old man banging his nuts into some chick's cunt. In fact, I thought it might be a real gas. I was feeling really up and nothing could bring me down.
"My canine ass-fucker was mellow too. He just curled up on the rug and tripped out on the good time we'd had with his dinger in shit-hole.
"I might not have been uptight but I sure as hell wasn't ready for the groove I got when I sighted in on the bright pink trails in lines of three and four which furrowed across the broad field of Mark's back! He must've banged her cunt once already 'cause I saw the telltale threads of come hanging around her gash. But now he was tunneling into her head.
"Can you dig it? I mean like this chick was spread out across the bed with her head partly hanging off the side, and there was my beautiful old man just driving his rocks right up in there! I'm not jiving, I really got 'hung up on watching his knotted meat pump in and out of her mouth. Sometimes her cheeks looked like a little squirrel's mouth with a big bunch of nuts crammed in it.
Other times they, were sucked in. Far out!
"The whole scene was such a trip that I made myself comfortable in a chair setting in the corner of the dark room and watched. Like it was a whole scene by itself!
"Lance dug on it too but he didn't really give a damn about the tangle on the bed. He was all set to muff dive me all over again! Man, like this time I didn't even try to stop him-no way, daddy. It was too good to throw away without trying.
"I'd just gotten comfortable with my legs spread out nice and wide when it occurred to me that poor old Tishana's pussy was being neglected. Why not? I mean, if you were watching two folks balling and they were both kinda groovy, wouldn't you wanna make sure that nothing got left out of the scene?
Brotherhood, baby, that's the thing! if you can really dig on your brother-or sister-you're gonna want to make them happy, right? Right.