I turned smartly and walked out of the chamber and into the sunshine, much relieved. My father was there, waiting to greet me, and a little way away was Jane, sitting on the color garden wall.
“Well?” said Dad, and I opened the book with a thumping heart and trembling fingers.
“Eighty-six-point-seven-percent Red,” I said, reading the figures, “and negligible across the Blue and Yellow fields.”
“Congratulations.”
“Thank you.”
He gave me another hug, then said Jane wanted to speak to me. I walked over with something akin to a stupid grin on my face. If I didn’t defer my prefectural duties, I would be sworn in just as soon as I did the traditional “knocking on the Council Chamber door.” We could make a start, Jane and I, and perhaps even travel to Emerald City on a fact-finding tour of the faculty or something. But as I walked up, my grin was not returned. Quite the opposite, in fact.
“Problems?” I asked, sitting down next to her.
“Only of a personal nature. It won’t alter our Grand Plan. It’s just that, well . . I turned out twelve percent Yellow.”
I laughed. It was only 2 percent above threshold, so was as good as nothing, and for Jane’s huge dislike of Yellows, there was the nub of a fine joke about it.
“You’re no longer a Grey. That must make you a Primrose, minimum. Has Bunty asked you to spy on anyone yet?”
“Eddie,” she said with a serious look that I didn’t much like, “there’s something else. I’ve also got fourteen percent Blue.”
All of a sudden I wasn’t laughing. “Anything else?”
“No.”
“Blast!” I yelled so loudly that people nearby looked up and tutted audibly. Raising one’s voice showed very poor self-control. “Blast, blast, blast!”
“Hey,” she said, taking my hand, “perhaps it’s for the best. The Grand Plan’s still on, right?”
“How can it be for the best?” I asked. “You’re Green. We’re complementary. We can’t ever marry and we shouldn’t really talk to each other. And now I’ve got nothing to stop my father from insisting on a union with Violet!”
“Eddie,” she repeated, “stay focused. I know this is hard, but there are some things bigger than both of us. Is the Grand Plan still on?”
I said nothing, and instead stared at the ground with my head in my hands, wondering what kind of bribe it might take to add a few points to Jane’s score. It didn’t matter even if they had. The Ishihara was never repeated. The test was perfect, the Colorman above reproach. Infallible, in fact. I looked into her eyes, which were blurred with tears. The truly ironic part of this was that once I was married to Violet, we would not be complementary any longer and could talk freely. If deMauve and Violet had wanted to rub our noses in it the cruelest way possible, they could not have planned it better.
“Okay,” I said, “the Grand Plan is on. Who knows? Maybe being within the House of deMauve is the best place to be. Purpose first, love second, right?”
“I could always kill Violet. I could make it look like an accident.”
“Don’t joke about things like that.”
“Sorry.”
I wanted to kiss her, but people were watching, and fraternizing between complementary colors was not just demeritable but severely taboo. I had a position to maintain, and we had a plan together. We had a future together, too, just not one that would see us married. Or at least, not to each other.
“You have to go now,” she whispered, “but leave your window unlatched tonight.”
“You’re coming in?”
“No, you’re coming out. It’s time you met some people.”
I gave her an imperceptible nod, cleared my throat and stood up.
“Thank you, Miss—?”
“Brunswick.”
“Thank you, Miss Brunswick,” I said in a loud voice, since a small crowd had gathered to see how the Edward/Jane affair would pan out. “Will you release me from my promise?”
“I shall do so,” replied Jane in a formal manner, “and I thank you for your interest.”
And we bowed curtly and shook hands. I walked smartly away, and was instantly grabbed by Mrs.
Gamboge and tugged unceremoniously away from the crowd.
“Don’t think I don’t know you killed him,” she growled, staring at me angrily. “I’ll have my revenge. Not just on you but on that stupid Grey.”
“She’s Green.”
“She’ll always be a Grey within, Russett. And I’ll find proof. Even if I have to walk to High Saffron myself.”
“Be my guest,” I replied, “but you’re wrong. Courtland died trying to save me.”
“And that’s where your story falls apart. I know my son. He would never have lifted a finger to save you.”
It was a very sound argument, and we hadn’t thought of it. Jane and I would have to review our lying procedures.
“You disgust me,” added Gamboge, “I’ll make it my life’s work to destroy you.”
“Likewise,” I said, leaning closer. “I will aggressively pursue the manner of Travis’ death. Perhaps we should discuss the timing of Penelope’s allocation at Council tomorrow?”
She blinked several times and pursed her lips. But she said nothing more and moved away. The strange thing was, I hadn’t even broken a sweat under her attack. Being a prefect was going to be quite enjoyable.
I made my way through the crowd and rejoined my father. “Okay,” I said, “we’ll do it your way.”
The DeMauves
5.6.12.03.026: Open Returns can never be questioned or rescinded.
Violet had scored 28 percent Red and 64 percent Blue, which made her Purple enough to one day become head prefect. She was delighted when my father got word to her of developments, and quickly broke off with Doug, much to his relief. She was well mannered enough not to comment on Jane’s and my misfortune, and we sat side by side on the sofa in the living room of their house, one of the largest on the main square. They had two servants, three Titians and not a spot of synthetic purple anywhere in the house. They had breeding, after all, and the overly ostentatious expression of one’s hue was not the done thing at all.
My father was there, and he had been chatting to Mrs. deMauve, who was as delighted and relieved as Violet over the change of circumstances.
“More tea?” said Violet.
“No, thanks.”
The door opened, and deMauve walked in. I knew almost immediately that he had bribed the Colorman, as he had the faint smile on his face of someone who had just turned up a winning ace.
“So,” he said to my father, “I understand things did not work out as expected?”
My father explained that, due to an “unforeseen incident,” his son was once more available, and wondered if deMauve would care to enter his daughter into an arrangement.
“At the same rate?” he asked.
“Yes,” said Dad.
“No,” said I.
“It seems as though your son has issues with authority,” said deMauve, “an ugly trait, and not one we should encourage.”
“I would like to work for National Color,” I said, “but I need you to endorse my application.”
“Absolutely not,” replied deMauve crossly. “Yewberry is the worst Red sorter we’ve ever had, and with High Saffron a washout, we’ll need you in the Pavilion to even have a chance of meeting scrap-color targets.”
“What if I were to make East Carmine the spoon capital of the Collective?”
“We can’t make spoons,” he replied gruffly. “It’s not allowed.”