That could be the Caviar Man and me...
‘Here’s the cabin,’ said the Barefooted Man, coming to a halt.
They were close to the beast of prey again. Joel could hear the roar.
‘I must throw some more wood in,’ said the Barefooted Man. ‘You can wait in there for the time being.’
Joel entered the Barefooted Man’s cabin. It wasn’t a big room, no bigger than an average cellar in a small house. A naked bulb was dangling from a wire in the ceiling. There was a wobbly table and a few ramshackle chairs. The walls were covered in photographs of semi-naked ladies torn out of newspapers and magazines. Joel thought one of them reminded him of Sara. At least, her breasts were as big as Sara’s. Joel sat down on one of the chairs. As he made himself comfortable, one of the arms fell off. He hurriedly replaced it and moved to another chair. It creaked and squeaked so much that he didn’t dare stay on it. Instead he sat down on an upturned beer crate in a corner.
It was very quiet. You couldn’t hear the beast through the thick walls and the closed door.
The silence of the Underworld was a new silence for him.
Joel listened. He imagined that the house he lived in with Samuel was directly above his head.
The house that was really a ship straining at its anchor, waiting for wind.
But if the house was a ship, the underground was the bottom of the sea. And Joel was sitting there on an upturned beer crate...
It was difficult to keep all his thoughts apart.
Joel felt the two one-krona coins in his pocket.
As he fingered them, all the thoughts about anchors and the bottom of the sea faded away.
He stood up and walked round the room. The seminaked ladies in the torn-out pictures stared at him.
Why hadn’t the Barefooted Man come back?
Had the Lord of the Fire gobbled him up?
Joel threw himself at the door like a leopard pouncing on its prey. Perhaps the Barefooted Man had locked him in?
The door was not locked.
Joel opened it slowly and peered out into the corridor.
The steel door to the beast of prey’s big hall was ajar.
Joel decided to leave. He didn’t need to wait for the Barefooted Man or David any longer. He knew already that David was the right man for Gertrud. He would offer her the Lord of the Underworld as his good deed. How could she possibly object to such a gift?
But perhaps the Barefooted Man would start to wonder if Joel simply vanished? And David might start asking himself who this unknown younger brother of his was?
Joel opened the door to the Hall of the Beast of Prey. There was a roaring and thundering, and the heat hit him in the face. In the far distance among all the pipes he could see the Barefooted Man throwing logs into the beast’s opened mouth.
Just as Joel reached him, the Barefooted Man had thrown in the last of his logs and straightened his back.
‘I have to go now,’ said Joel. ‘But say hello to David for me. I might come back tomorrow.’
The Barefooted Man wiped the sweat off his brow with a snuff-stained handkerchief.
‘I didn’t know David had a kid brother,’ he said.
I didn’t know I had a big brother either, Joel thought.
‘Can you find your own way out?’ asked the Barefooted Man.
Joel nodded.
The Barefooted Man opened the heavy door for him. Then he ruffled Joel’s hair.
‘I can’t say you look all that much alike,’ he said. ‘David has a mop of fair hair, but your hair is as brown as an old fox’s.’
‘We don’t have the same mum,’ said Joel. ‘I have to go now.’
When he came back to the big entrance hall, it was still empty.
The telephone receiver was still swinging back and forth.
‘Bye bye!’ shouted Joel, as loudly as he could.
The sound echoed round the walls.
Then he hurried out to his bicycle.
When he came to Leander’s Café, he paused and took a close look at the manhole cover in the street.
He’d been down there. Deep down in the Underworld.
He cycled as fast as he could to the newsstand at the railway station. You could buy packs of pastilles with football pictures in lots of places, but he had more luck when he bought them at the railway station than anywhere else. He hardly ever ended up with flabby wrestlers there.
He bought eight packs of pastilles. He’d never had so many in his hand before. He went into the waiting room and sat down on a bench in a corner. He kept an eye on the ticket window. Stationmaster Knif didn’t like people sitting in his waiting room unless they were on their way to somewhere. If you weren’t careful, he would sneak up and grab you by the ear.
There was only one other person in the waiting room, apart from Joel. It was an old lady, fast asleep in another corner. Joel was afraid she might start snoring so loudly that Knif would hear her and come to investigate.
Joel opened the first pack. He started by popping a pastille into his mouth. It was yellow, and tasted bitter. Then he carefully extracted the picture card.
A handball player. Gösta Blomgren.
That wasn’t anything worth having. Not as bad as a wrestler, but pretty bad even so. Joel only knew two boys who collected handball players.
He stayed calm. He had seven more boxes to open. One handball player wasn’t enough to put him into a bad mood. He glanced at the ticket window, then opened the next pack. He swallowed the last of the yellow pastille, and put two new ones into his mouth. There was no need to ration himself. There were at least twenty pastilles in every box. Sometimes there were twenty-two. Once, he’d bought a box containing twenty-four. But there was never less than twenty. He’d been counting and keeping records for several years.
Next picture. An ice hockey player. Anders ‘Acka’ Anderson. He was staring wide-eyed at Joel. Skellefteå ice hockey team, way up north — centre forward in the so-called ‘Mosquito Strikers’. Joel giggled at the thought of the giant ‘Acka’ shrinking and now popping out of a box of pastilles. He’d been flattened out. Flat Head.
Ice hockey players were OK. It was easy to exchange them for something else. If you had three or four good ice hockey players, you could get a rare footballer. If you had Tumba, you could exchange him for anything you liked — but then, Tumba was probably the most famous ice hockey player ever in Sweden, so that was only fair.
Perhaps box number three would produce the footballer he so badly wanted. Joel’s hands were trembling as he opened it. But no! Another ice hockey player, and not only that, but one he’d hardly heard of. This was no good! Still, the next one was bound to contain a footballer. He picked out a red pastille: that was sure to bring him good luck.
As Joel took the picture out of the next box, he held his breath and closed his eyes — but when he opened them he threw the card away in disgust. He didn’t even read the name under the pop-eyed face with big ears, it was enough to see that he was a bandy player. Bandy! A sort of poor man’s ice hockey! Nobody would want to exchange a footballer for a bandy player.
Things could only get better.
When Joel opened box number five, he got a wrestler. A really flabby wrestler by the name of Arne Turnäs.
Turnip, Joel decided angrily, and popped four pastilles into his mouth.
Still no footballer. His luck had run out. A handball player, two ice hockey players, a bandy-playing idiot, and now a wrestler.
Only three boxes left. He ripped open the lids of all three at the same time. Another wrestler! The same wrestler yet again! Turnip! How the hell was that possible? How on earth did they divide up these boxes? Joel shoved a full box of pastilles into his mouth at once, in order to get his own back. Eight boxes and not a single footballer!