“Who dressed her?” Dolce asked. “It wasn’t us.”
“You don’t have to tell me,” he said. “Who do you think did?”
“Was it Patti?” I guessed. “Or Jim?”
“I don’t know,” he said. “But it’s too late now.”
“Too late for what?” I asked Dolce in a sotto voce as we approached the coffin.
“Too late to change her clothes, I guess.”
I couldn’t remember ever seeing a dead person before, so I didn’t know what to expect. What Dolce and I both expected was that she’d be wearing something from the shop. Or at least something suitable for a woman who cared deeply about fashion. Unless Jim was so angry with us and with his wife that he’d deliberately chosen something else.
Whoever picked out her outfit did so to shock us—and not just us. Dolce and I stood staring at the pin-striped suede and denim jacket she was wearing. Something you might wear to hang out with your BFF on Friday night, barhopping in the Mission. But not to your funeral. Since we could see only the top half of her body, we had no way of knowing what else she was wearing. Hopefully a pair of slouchy trousers with a low waistline, which would either offset the jacket or make a strong statement like “I’m dead and I’ll wear whatever I want.”
“Is it Tory Burch?” I muttered to Dolce.
“Or Agatha?” she asked.
I was just as eager as Dolce to identify the designer of her jacket. I stifled a desire to try to find the label under her collar. I have to say I was more than a little surprised to see something like this obviously one-of-a-kind item, but not disappointed. It was a bold choice, not what I would have chosen, but it wasn’t my funeral. I could only hope it was what MarySue would have appreciated. After all, it was her last chance to make a splash. To show everyone she was a fashion original. To start a buzz before she was laid to rest.
On the whole she looked good. Her face was skillfully made up. Not overdone, just the right amount of foundation and blush. She was wearing a matte red lipstick, and her brows were artfully defined. Whoever was responsible should be congratulated. Her hair was swept into a soft, feminine updo, which had been gently and stylishly disheveled by someone’s skillful fingers. Marsha’s?
An ordinary person might have worn something in allseason wool jersey to her own funeral seeing as it was a transitional time between summer and fall. But MarySue had never been ordinary as much as Patti or Jim wanted her to be.
“Where did she get that jacket?” I whispered to Dolce.
“No idea,” she muttered. “Why didn’t she wear the Juicy Couture cashmere top she liked so much?” I could tell Dolce was upset that MarySue wasn’t wearing one of the many outfits she’d bought at our boutique. Any of which would have been more appropriate than this jacket. “Or her black Alexander McQueen cape? Now that would have stood out from all the other bodies. It would have said, ‘I’m not afraid to be myself. I can make a statement.’”
“Dead or alive,” I murmured. “I was hoping to see her in something understated. Or what about the black Versace gown she bought for the Spring Gala?”
Dolce shook her head. “Not really funereal, Rita, but it would have been better than what she’s wearing. Anything would. I just don’t get it,” she said sadly.
“It’s because she didn’t get to choose her clothes,” I said out of the corner of my mouth. I just wondered who did. “I heard the Jackson family all wore Versace to Michael’s funeral. Too bad the Jensens didn’t coordinate their clothes that way. In honor of MarySue who would certainly have appreciated it.” I surveyed the room. Jim Jensen was surrounded by friends. He looked properly serious. What did he think of the denim jacket? Was he the one who chose it as a rebuke to his wife for overspending on her wardrobe? I wouldn’t put it past him. I only hoped he wouldn’t explode with anger when he saw me. I planned to sit in the back row where I wouldn’t be noticeable. “Maybe it was Patti,” I suggested. Knowing that the two weren’t close, I would suspect Patti of choosing something totally off the wall for her sister-in-law.
“Which reminds me, what happens to all MarySue’s clothes?” I asked as we moved away from the open coffin toward the far wall.
“Good question. Wouldn’t it be nice if Jim would donate them to a women’s shelter?”
“I would suggest it if Jim didn’t hate me,” I said.
“Dolce,” someone said, “how lovely to see you.”
Dolce turned to greet a woman I didn’t know, and I was left standing by myself. I took the opportunity to admire the banks of flowers which filled one side of the room. Huge bouquets like one with mixed roses and chrysanthemums all in yellow. Another was shaped like a heart made of red tulips. Tulips at this time of year? That must have cost a bundle. In the corner I saw the one Dolce had sent. It was small but lovely, made of peach-colored roses, pink carnations and gerbera daisies. Very simple but beautiful. I went over to smell the roses and read the card which said, “Deepest Sympathy to the Jensen family from Dolce and Rita.” Dolce hadn’t asked me to contribute so I was grateful to her for putting my name on it. The other cards had sentiments like—“MISSING YOU.” “GODSPEED ON YOUR JOURNEY.” “IN LOVING MEMORY.”
Surveying the crowd I couldn’t help thinking that the murderer was here. Isn’t it true that most murders are committed by someone close to the victim, someone she knew very well? Of course, it could have been a random act of greed. Some stranger coveted her silver shoes and saw an opportunity to poison MarySue and seize them. But I didn’t buy that theory. I’d bet my new black shearling ankle boots the killer was here in this room. I wasn’t frightened. Who would kill again at his last victim’s funeral? It just wasn’t done. Not even in the movies or on HBO. I was just on edge, with a heightened sense of awareness of everyone and everything around me.
Every remark spoken by one of the mourners seemed amplified. No matter how banal or insensitive.
I heard someone say, “It was a blessing.” As if MarySue had been suffering some fatal disease. Maybe she was because I overheard someone else say, “At least she’s no longer suffering.” People were going up to Jim and saying things like, “You should stay busy to take your mind off your loss,” and “God never gives anyone more than he can handle.” I moved away but not before I heard someone tell Jim, “I know just how you feel.”
How did he feel? Angry? Yes. Relieved? Maybe. Nervous? Yes. Guilty? That depended on what he did besides yell at MarySue for her overspending.
I noticed Detective Wall was standing at the back of the room. I imagined he knew that axiom about killers finding their victims on familiar ground. How many husbands have murdered their unfaithful or nagging wives? How many children have murdered their critical, overbearing parents? Doesn’t everyone know the story of Lizzie Borden who “gave her mother forty whacks and when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one”?
I once read that killers often take a trophy from their victim. Like a pair of shoes. Which illustrates their need for self-magnification. I wanted to share these nuggets of insight with my favorite detective, but he’d warned me off, so I kept my distance. His loss. He’d have to find the murderer on his own.
I’d expected him to be wearing dark glasses to hide behind, but then he would have stood out and not in a good way. Instead he was wearing a conservative Calvin Klein single-breasted dark suit with plain-front trousers. With it a blue shirt with French cuffs and a striped old-school tie. He didn’t look like a cop. Not today. Not ever really. He looked like he could be anybody, an old friend of Jim, or a cousin of MarySue. Anybody but the cop who was looking for MarySue’s killer. I watched him watch everyone else. Trying to see who he was looking at.