'Whatta fool!' roared the big Italian, and raising the revolver he fired point-blank at the woman's retreating figure just as I flung myself upon him.
But the weapon merely clicked harmlessly and Poirot's voice rose in mild reproof.
'Never will you trust your old friend, Hastings. I do not care for my friends to carry loaded pistols about with them and never would I permit a mere acquaintance to do so. No, no, mon ami,' This to the Italian who was swearing hoarsely. Poirot continued to address him in a tone of mild reproof: 'See now, what I have done for you. I have saved you from being hanged. And do not think that our beautiful lady will escape. No, no, the house is watched, back and front.
Straight into the arms of the police they will go. Is not that a beautiful and consoling thought? Yes, you may leave the room now.
But be careful - be very careful. I - Ah, he is gone! And my friend Hastings looks at me with eyes of reproach. But it was all so simple!
It was clear, from the first, that out of several hundred, probably, applicants for No 4 Montagu Mansions, only the Robinsons were considered suitable. Why? What was there that singled them out from the rest - at practically a glance. Their appearance? Possibly, but it was not so unusual. Their name, then!'
'But there's nothing unusual about the name of Robinson,' I cried.
'It's quite a common name.'
'Ah! Sapristi , but exactly! That was the point. Elsa Hardt and her husband, or brother or whatever he really is, come from New York, and take a flat in the name of Mr and Mrs Robinson. Suddenly they learn that one of these secret societies, the Mafia, or the Camorra, to which doubtless Luigi Valdarno belonged, is on their track. What do they do? They hit on a scheme of transparent simplicity.
Evidently they knew that their pursuers were not personally acquainted with either of them. What, then, can be simpler? They offer the flat at an absurdly low rental. Of the thousands of young couples in London looking for flats, there cannot fail to be several Robinsons. It is only a matter of waiting. If you will look at the name of Robinson in the telephone directory, you will realize that a fairhaired Mrs Robinson was pretty sure to come along sooner or later.
Then what will happen? The avenger arrives. He knows the name, he knows the address. He strikes! All is over, vengeance is satisfied, and Miss Elsa Hardt has escaped by the skin of her teeth once more. By the way, Hastings, you must present me to the real Mrs Robinson - that delightful and truthful creature! What will they think when they find their flat has been broken into! We must hurry back. Ah, that sounds like Japp and his friends arriving.'
A mighty tattoo sounded on the knocker.
'How did you know this address?' I asked as I followed Poirot out into the hall. 'Oh, of course, you had the first Mrs Robinson followed when she left the other flat.'
'A la bonne heure, Hastings. You use your grey cells at last. Now for a little surprise for Japp.'
Softly unbolting the door, he stuck the cat's head round the edge and ejaculated a piercing 'Miaow.'
The Scotland Yard inspector, who was standing outside with another man, jumped in spite of himself.
'Oh, it's only Monsieur Poirot at one of his little jokes!' he exclaimed, as Poirot's head followed that of the cat. 'Let us in, moosior.'
'You have our friends safe and sound? '
'Yes, we've got the birds all right. But they hadn't got the goods with them.'
'I see. So you come to search. Well, I am about to depart with Hastings, but I should like to give you a little lecture upon the history and habits of the domestic cat.'
'For the Lord's sake, have you gone completely balmy?'
'The cat,' declaimed Poirot, 'was worshipped by the ancient Egyptians. It is still regarded as a symbol of good luck if a black cat crosses your path. This cat crossed your path tonight, Japp. To speak of the interior of any animal or any person is not, I know, considered polite in England. But the interior of this cat is perfectly delicate. I refer to the lining.'
With a sudden grunt, the second man seized the cat from Poirot's hand.
'Oh, I forgot to introduce you,' said Japp. 'Mr Poirot, this is Mr Burt of the United States Secret Service.'
The American's trained fingers had felt what he was looking for. He held out his hand, and for a moment speech failed him. Then he rose to the occasion.
'Pleased to meet you,' said Mr Burt.
The Mystery of Hunter's Lodge
'After all,' murmured Poirot, 'it is possible that I shall not die this time.'
Coming from a convalescent influenza patient, I hailed the remark as showing a beneficial optimism. I myself had been the first sufferer from the disease. Poirot in his turn had gone down. He was now sitting up in bed, propped up with pillows, his head muffled in a woollen shawl, and was slowly sipping a particularly noxious tisane which I had prepared according to his directions. His eye rested with pleasure upon a neatly graduated row of medicine bottles which adorned the mantelpiece.
'Yes, yes,' my little friend continued. 'Once more shall I be myself again, the great Hercule Poirot, the terror of evildoers! Figure to yourself, mon ami, that I have a little paragraph to myself in Society Gossip . But yes! Here it is: "Go it - criminals - all out! Hercule Poirot - and believe me, girls, he's some Hercules! - our own pet society detective can't get a grip on you. 'Cause why? 'Cause he's got la grippe himself"!'
I laughed.
'Good for you, Poirot. You are becoming quite a public character.
And fortunately you haven't missed anything of particular interest during this time.'
'That is true. The few cases I have had to decline did not fill me with any regret.'
Our landlady stuck her head in at the door.
'There's a gentleman downstairs. Says he must see Monsieur Poirot or you, Captain. Seeing as he was in a great to-do - and with all that quite the gentleman - I brought up 'is card.'
She handed me the bit of pasteboard. 'Mr Roger Havering,' I read.
Poirot motioned with his head towards the bookcase, and I obediently pulled forth Who's Who. Poirot took it from me and scanned the pages rapidly.
'Second son of fifth Baron Windsor. Married 1913 Zoe, fourth daughter of William Crabb.'
'H'm!' I said. 'I rather fancy that's the girl who used to act at the Frivolity - only she called herself Zoe Carrisbrook. I remember she married some young man about town just before the War.'
'Would it interest you, Hastings, to go down and hear what our visitor's particular little trouble is? Make him all my excuses.'
Roger Havering was a man of about forty, well set up and of smart appearance. His face, however, was haggard, and he was evidently labouring under great agitation.
'Captain Hastings? You are Monsieur Poirot's partner, I understand.
It is imperative that he should come with me to Derbyshire today.'
'I'm afraid that's impossible,' I replied. 'Poirot is ill in bed influenza.'
His face fell.
'Dear me, that is a great blow to me.'
'The matter on which you want to consult him is serious?'
'My God, yes! My uncle, the best friend I have in the world, was foully murdered last night.'
'Here in London?'
'No, in Derbyshire. I was in town and received a telegram from my wife this morning. Immediately upon its receipt I determined to come round and beg Monsieur Poirot to undertake the case.'
'If you will excuse me a minute,' I said, struck by a sudden idea.
I rushed upstairs, and in a few brief words acquainted Poirot with the situation. He took any further words out of my mouth.
'I see. I see. You want to go yourself, is it not so? Well, why not? You should know my methods by now. All I ask is that you should report to me fully every day, and follow implicitly any instructions I may wire you.'