Hack grinned. “I guess it does, at that,” he said. “ ‘Course, I don’t take too much money for it, either, being retired and all. I guess I’m just full of the public spirit.”
Rhodes smiled. He knew that Ruth Grady could operate any radio ever made, or could learn to in about ten seconds, but she also knew the importance of a good working relationship within the department. And she would obviously do whatever she had to do to get it. Not that it hurt Hack to be praised. Rhodes himself probably didn’t do it often enough. He reminded himself to try to improve.
“Well,” Rhodes said, “what’s the big news that didn’t need to go out over the radio?”
“You’d better give him your news first, Hack,” Ruth said.
“Aw, mine’s not so important,” Hack said. “I. . uh. . I’ll wait till later.”
“No, go ahead,” Ruth told him. “A crime ought to be reported as soon as possible.”
“Well, you couldn’t exactly call it a crime,” Hack said. “I mean, it seemed like a crime at first, but it weren’t one after all.”
Rhodes noticed to his surprise that Hack seemed to be blushing. He was suddenly very curious. “Ruth’s right, Hack. Let’s have it.”
“Well. . uh. . we got this call from Mrs. Wheelis over on Stem Street.” Hack stopped. “It was really all just a mistake,” he said at last.
“What?” Rhodes asked. “What was just a mistake?”
“The dead body,” Hack said.
“Dead body? There was a dead body?” Rhodes found his voice rising a little. Then he looked at Ruth Grady, who was suppressing a smile.
“No, no,” Hack said. “There wasn’t no body. She just thought there was.”
“I see,” Rhodes said, though he didn’t.
“It was her little boy that found it,” Hack said.
“Found what?” Rhodes asked. “The body?”
“Wasn’t no body. I just told you that. It was what he thought was a body.”
Rhodes had never allowed himself to become exasperated with Hack, and he wasn’t going to start now. “Fine,” he said. “What was it?”
Hack looked at Ruth, who was looking away. Rhodes had the distinct impression that she was trying not to laugh.
“Buddy checked it out,” Hack said. “You know that dirt road that joins Stem to Bud Street in about the 1500 block? Well, the Wheelis boy was walking down that road, kickin’ a can or somethin’, when he spotted it in the ditch.”
Now they were getting somewhere, Rhodes thought. “Spotted what in the ditch?” he asked.
“What he thought was a body,” Hack said. “His mother thought so, too. She went down there and looked before she called us.”
Ruth apparently couldn’t stand the suspense any longer. “It was a doll,” she said.
“A doll?” Rhodes was even more confused.
Hack was blushing. “It was one of them, what you call ‘em. . ”
“An inflatable doll,” Ruth said. “I think they call them ‘sexual aids.’ Apparently it was fairly anatomically accurate.”
“Oh,” Rhodes said.
“Trash,” Hack said. “The whole world is just full of trash these days. Who’d throw a thing like that on the road where a kid might run across it? Can you tell me that? Trash, that’s who.”
Rhodes wasn’t sure, now, whether Hack’s ears were red from blushing or from anger. He tried not to laugh. “Did Buddy. . ah. . take care of the problem?”
“I think he stuck a hole in it,” Hack said. “He didn’t like it no better than I did. He’ll be bringin’ it in, I guess, for evidence.”
“Never a dull moment,” Rhodes said.
Hack snorted and turned back to his radio. Rhodes walked over to Ruth Grady. “Now what’s the information you have?” he asked.
“It may not be too important,” Ruth said, “but I found out something about motorcycles. It has to do with a woman named Wyneva Greer.”
“Let’s go over and sit at my desk,” Rhodes said.
After they were seated, he asked, “What did you find out?” He was careful not to ask from whom the information came.
“Well, from what I hear, the Greer woman came to town seven or eight months ago. Not too long after that, she moved in with Bert Ramsey. The interesting part is, I think she used to be the old lady of a member of a motorcycle gang. The words Los Muertos were mentioned.”
“That’s interesting, all right,” Rhodes said. He leaned back, and the chair squeaked. Hack looked up.
“I’ll be right back,” Ruth said. She stood up and walked to the door.
“What’s she up to?” Hack asked, having turned around now.
“I don’t know,” Rhodes said, but by then Ruth was back, with a can of WD-40 in her right hand. “I carry a can of this stuff in the car,” she said.
She knelt down and looked under Rhodes’s chair. “Lean up,” she said. Rhodes leaned up, and as he did Ruth gave the chair’s spring a shot of the lubricant, which hissed out of the thin, red plastic tube stuck in the white plastic top. “Now lean back again.”
Rhodes leaned back, and the chair squeaked only a little. He went forward, and the squeak was gone.
“That’s good stuff,” Hack said. “I was gettin’ mighty tired of havin’ to listen to that noise every time the sheriff sat down.” Rhodes could tell that his respect for Ruth had risen another notch.
Ruth put the can down on Rhodes’s desk. “Now,” she said. “I think my information’s accurate. I think Wyneva Greer is a hanger-on of the Los Muertos boys, and besides, before she took up with Ramsey, she was seen here and there with some real heavy-leather boys.”
“Apparently, they’ve been around,” Rhodes said. “I don’t know why nobody told me about them.”
“Maybe they kept a low profile,” Ruth said. “My informant doesn’t exactly hang around places where sheriff’s deputies spend their time, and she certainly isn’t the type to call up this office to tell us there’s a gang member in town.”
“I guess not,” Rhodes said. “I wonder where Wyneva Greer knew Bert Ramsey from?”
He didn’t expect an answer, and Ruth didn’t have one. “I don’t know,” she said. “My informant wasn’t close to her. She was just telling me something she’d seen and heard.”
“I understand,” Rhodes said. “And thanks, Ruth. You’ve given me something to think about.”
“What about the various body parts found lying around the county?” Ruth asked. “Have you managed to get rid of them, yet?”
“Not yet,” Rhodes said. “But I think Clyde Ballinger is going to take care of things. I talked to him and the doctor from Houston this morning, and I think they worked something out.”
“I hope so. I hate to think of things like that lying around unburied. It’s just gruesome, or something.” She paused. “I wonder why Bert Ramsey didn’t just burn them?”
“I’ve wondered the same thing,” Rhodes said. “There was something funny going on with Bert, obviously. Why would he call attention to himself by reporting those boxes? Why not just keep quiet?”
“Unless what he was involved in wasn’t so bad,” Ruth said. “I mean, not as bad as severed body parts.”
“It was bad,” Rhodes said. “It got him killed.”
“I see what you mean. It’s worrisome, though.”
“It certainly is. Obviously I need to have another talk with Wyneva Greer.”
“You’ve met her?” Ruth sounded disappointed.
“I’ve met her,” Rhodes said. “But I haven’t talked to her. I guess I misled you. I talked to the man she’s living with, but not to her. She didn’t say a word. Thanks to what you’ve told me, though, I can see that she probably has a few things she could tell me.”
“Maybe I could talk to her,” Ruth said.
“No, I’ll talk to her myself. I’ve already been out there once. I don’t want her and Buster Cullens to think I’ve assigned every officer in the county to them.” Rhodes knew that he was telling only half the truth. He also didn’t want Ruth Grady getting involved in a murder case, not when he suspected that Buster Cullens was the killer. I’m almost as bad as Hack, Rhodes thought.
Heavy black clouds were massing in the northeastern sky when Rhodes left the jail just before nightfall. He thought that he detected a hint of a cool breeze. Maybe the dry spell was about to break.