“Get rid of the bump and maybe narrow it down a little.”
“Shit!” Something jammed against the rear casing of the machine, leaving it suspended against his stomach and the windowsill edge while he stretched with his free hand to reach a hammer from his tool kit to bang in a nail head that was sitting too high on the slide track. “They can make computers that fit in your ear, but they can’t make an AC that won’t cause hernias.”
He glared at her with the unit against his stomach, the sharp underside edges cutting into his fingers, his lower lumbar screaming for relief. “Not to distract you, but would you please get the hammer and slam down that nail?”
She looked at him. “Why don’t you just put it down and do it yourself?”
“Because if I put it on the table, it’ll leave a scratch, and if I put it on the bedspread, it’ll leave a stain. And your vanity chair is piled with clothes. And if I put it on the floor, I’ll probably end up in traction trying to get it up again. And if I have to give any more explanations I’m going to hurl it out the window.”
“Nice how all those hours at the gym are paying off.”
“Deadlifting an AC is not part of my workout.”
She snapped up the hammer and whacked the nail head flat.
With a heave, he slid the machine onto the track and brought down the window to hold it in place. A breath exploded out of him. They had been separated for more than half a year, but he still came over to help with chores. It was how he hoped to stay connected.
“By the way, I thought you were going to do this yesterday.”
“I got tied up.”
“You could have called.” She turned back to the long floor mirror. “I also think I need a lid lift. What do you think?”
He lay flat-out on the bed. “I think I’ll never be straight again.”
“That’s not what I’m talking about.” She turned toward him with her hands on the sides of her face and pulled back her skin.
“What are you doing?”
“I’m asking if you think I need a lid lift. They’re beginning to droop. In a couple years I’ll look like Salman Rushdie.”
“I think I had that at Legal Seafood once.”
“I’m being serious.” She was now looking in a hand mirror at her face.
“Dana, you don’t need a lid lift. What you need is to come down here and jump on my bones.” He looked at her and tried to flush his mind of the images of Terry Farina.
Dana made facial contortions in the mirror. “They also make my eyes look small.”
A few copies of Vogue and Glamour sat on her nightstand. “You might also want to stop subscribing to magazines that feature fourteen-year-olds.” The inside of her closet was covered with cutouts of anorexic waifs in outfits she admired.
“My mother had droopy eyelids,” she continued. “What luck! I got her eyelids and my father’s big fat Greek nose.” She put the mirror down, and with her middle fingers she pulled up her eyelids then turned to him as he stared up at her from her pillows. “What about this?”
“You look like you’ve been zapped with a cattle prod.”
She then held up her lids and with the sides of her hands stretched back the skin. “How about this?” And she turned her face toward him again.
“You just hit Mach five.”
“What does that mean?”
“Your face is all swept back, like a test pilot.”
“You’re not taking this seriously.”
“And you’re taking it too seriously. Your eyes are not small, plus your lids give you a sexy hooded gaze.”
“Hooded gaze? That’s what I’m talking about.”
“Okay, bad choice of words.”
“At least admit I need a nose job.” Her voice began to crack and she sat at the edge of the bed, fighting back tears.
In disbelief he said, “What’s the problem?”
“Every time I look in the mirror I see a tired woman with a potato nose looking back at me.”
This was not the Dana Zoukos Markarian that he knew. Although she had inherited her sandy blond hair from her Swedish mother, she did have an ethnic nose and occasionally joked about it. But she was also blessed with natural good looks—a high forehead, a smooth, porcelain complexion, and large green-gray eyes—that gave her a classic acropolis face. No doubt, with a nose job she’d be even more attractive. But Dana was not vain nor preoccupied with her appearance. Steve put his arm around her shoulders. “Aren’t you getting a little carried away?”
She wiped the tears with the back of her hand. “I didn’t get the job.”
“Aw, hell! I’m sorry.”
For the last fourteen years Dana had taught chemistry at Carleton High, but she had decided that she wanted to move on. She had grown tired of the routine and all the paperwork, tired of increasing class sizes and shrinking budgets, tired of feeling like an indentured servant to the Commonwealth. She wasn’t tired of the kids, however. On the contrary, she enjoyed them and they, in return, had voted her Teacher of the Year twice. They filled in for the children she and Steve never had. But her friend Lanie Walker had suggested that she consider pharmaceutical sales. It was intellectually stimulating and lucrative—with commission, six figures by her third year. And she didn’t need a selling background or a degree in pharmacology, since the company was looking for people with brains and a winning personality. Dana became interested, and over the past few months she had interviewed with four companies. Three passed her over, but the fourth, GEM Tech—where Lanie worked—which specialized in medication for dementia, had called her back for a third interview two weeks ago. “What happened?”
“What happened was they hired a younger woman.”
“How do you know that?”
“Lanie has a recruiter friend. The same with the others. Thirty-nine and too old to sell pills.”
“You’re talking age discrimination, which is against the law.”
“Yeah, but try to prove it. I didn’t include my date of birth on the applications or the year I graduated from college. Nothing. For all they know, I could be twenty-five or seventy-five. But the interviewer looked at me and thought, ‘Too old,’ but kept feeding me questions and let me prattle on while I’m thinking, ‘Gee, this is going great.’”
“You still get carded in restaurants.”
“Only because the lights are dim.”
“Dana, you look twenty-something.”
She turned her face toward him. “No, I don’t. Look at my eyelids. Look at the crow’s-feet. Look at the lines under my eyes. And this goddamn nose. I hate it.”
He looked into those large feline eyes and felt a warm rush. “I think you’re beautiful.”
“You’re blind. They would have turned down Cindy Crawford. I’m telling you they’re looking for youth, not beauty. What they want to send to doctors are healthy-looking kids.”
“But you’re a mature woman who’s taught science for years. You know how to work with people. You’ve got a great personality—”
“Yeah, yeah, but experience and credentials count for nothing. The recruits are twenty-two-year-olds with degrees in business and sociology. It’s pathetic. We live in a skin-deep culture that eats its old.”
“You’re not old.”
“No, but I’m starting to look old.” She got up and turned on the AC to see if it worked. It did and she turned it off. “Lanie knows a good doctor who did some work on her.”