‘The Bridge, sir!’
We were caught up in a gently revolving eddy but, as well as making slow circles, we were also travelling downstream with the current. The tide, which must have been at its height when we boarded Adam’s boat, was ebbing and our two roped vessels were going downriver with it. When, minutes before, I’d glimpsed the buildings of London Bridge, I’d not grasped how close we were running to it. The great starlings or bases that supported the piers, nearly two dozen of them, loomed close. The spaces between the piers gaped like so many hungry river mouths. The merchants’ houses above looked more like cliffs of wood than human habitations. The roaring, which we must have been hearing for the last few minutes without properly attending to its cause, and which was produced by the constriction and the forcing of the waters through the piers, seemed to grow deafening.
Now, it is possible to pass through the arches — but the prudent traveller disembarks well before reaching the Bridge and continues his journey on foot. And you can be sure that any boatman making the passage would expect extra for his pains and the risk he takes. With our two boats the risk was considerable. We were still joined by rope. Robert Mink, disappointed tragedian and multiple murderer, was no oarsman. In fact, he had only one oar remaining.
Master WS spoke. He mixed firmness and persuasion. ‘Now, Adam, there is still time but we run the risk of being carried away on the tide or, worse, of being battered against one of the piles. Only your strength and skill can save us now.’
He neglected to mention, by the by, that it was his own skill — with a silver tongue — that had persuaded Adam to take his boat out in the first place and so put himself, and the ferryman, and me, all at risk. But Adam did not appear to harbour any resentment against this man who might be leaving a boatman’s widow and children unprovided for in this harsh world, or depriving the English stage of its finest adornment, or snuffing out the life of an obscure West Country parson’s son turned player.
‘Pull, man, pull. Robert Mink, you have an oar. Use it!’
Half crouching in the stern, Master WS issued orders and encouragements. Adam Gibbons dug into the task with a will. His back bent and straightened, bent and straightened, his breath came thick and short, sweat poured down his face and dripped off his beard, still matted with the rain. If Master WS was fearful he didn’t show it. I wondered that he didn’t seize a oar for himself and begin to paddle — the thought occurred to me to do it — and then I realised his thinking was clearer than mine. Adam was the expert here, his was the skill and strength. If we were to be saved at all it would be by the boatman.
Despite his best efforts, however, we were drifting closer to the Bridge. The roaring of the waters was growing louder, the cliffs of houses rising higher, the gaps between the piers gaping wider. White, knife-like crests formed as the water pushed against the outworks of the great piers. Cords of sinew stood out on the oarsman’s neck and temples and arms. The rope between the boats was taut. In the background Master Mink was making motions with his remaining oar. I shut my eyes. When I opened them again, our position seemed unchanged.
And then I understood that our boatman was winning the struggle. If we had not put a distance between ourselves and the Bridge we were, at least, no closer to it. The size of the piers and the buildings surmounting them remained constant. I silently willed him on, with clenched hands and gritted teeth. All the time Master WS spoke encouragement and praise. Slowly, slowly, we pulled away from the Bridge, against the current; slowly, slowly, we struck out on a diagonal for the southern shore.
But then we seemed to, as it were, leap forward. The reason was not far to seek. Robert Mink, understanding that Adam was succeeding in the task of drawing us back towards dry land and safety, had unhitched the rope that fastened his craft to ours. As the gap between the boats widened he shouted out again, ‘Who is the better, playwright? Who is the better?’
He stood unsteadily in the little ferryboat as it was borne back and away by the current towards the Bridge. By twisting round in the stern, WS and I had a good view of what happened next. Adam kept tugging on his blades, ferrying us to terra firma, unable to see much of what was taking place over our turned shoulders. Probably he wouldn’t have been interested anyway. Just another accident on the river. An unskilled sailor. A dry-land mariner.
Mink’s craft, bearing him alone for captain and crew, dwindled in our sight. He continued to look in our direction, rather than at the course on which the current was taking him. He was washed nearer and nearer to the Bridge and I thought that he would slip between one of the central arches like a morsel of butter down a gullet. Once beyond them, if he did not capsize, he might well be able to make for the shore and the wilds of Essex or Surrey. But at the last moment, rather than capsizing, his little boat swerved and smashed hard into one of the great piers. We were too distant to hear anything apart from a far-off scraping and cracking sound above the low thunder of the descending water. The bow of the boat tilted and upended as if it the waves really intended to swallow it in one gulp and I thought I saw a small figure topple into the fast-flowing stream. The dot of a head was visible against the blue sky between a pair of arches. Then the head vanished as swift as if it had been wiped away.
I wondered what had happened to his poor trumpery crown. Then I surprised myself by discovering fresh tears coursing down my face.
‘Come, Nick,’ said Master WS, as we reached dry land. ‘There is still a little business to conclude for this day.’
And business there was.
The sun was shining as we raced through the streets, WS in the lead. Steam rose from the gutters and rooftops.
I was alternately sweating and shivering when we reached the Globe, and everything seemed to be occurring in a dream from which I would surely soon awaken. Somewhere on the way I lost my — Adrian’s — tall, villainous hat. His cloak still clung to my back.
By the time we arrived in the tiring-house the bloodbath was done. Hamlet had finished his duel with Laertes and both had been mortally wounded. The Prince had witnessed his mother take a fatal sip from the poisoned chalice prepared for him. King Claudius had seen all his schemes unravel in front of his face, as his Queen died and his nephew compelled him to drain the remains of his own poison draught.
Now Hamlet is left alive for a few moments, long enough to request loyal Horatio to report to a wonderstruck court the truth behind these strange and terrifying events. Now the poison from the venom-tipped sword has the upper hand of Prince Hamlet; now that fell sergeant Death strides in to make his last arrest.
All is done.
Almost.
There is the little matter of the late arrival of the ambassador from England with the news of yet more deaths. Minor characters, ones whom Hamlet has brushed from his conscience.
I tottered on stage, a weary English ambassador, exhausted no doubt from my urgent passage across the North Sea, my breakneck gallop across the Danish plains, my rapid entry through the portals of Elsinore. Perhaps my appearance, battered, rainswept, sweat-sodden, surprised beyond surprise, made up for a somewhat wooden delivery.
Then I remained, grinning inappropriately like an ape, as Horatio talked of casual slaughters and Prince Fortinbras of Norway talked of his rights of memory in the Kingdom of Denmark. Then the soldiers were bidden go shoot their pieces in honour of the late Prince.