Ernie ignored him, walked over to the coffeemaker, and poured himself a cup. He hunched over the little counter while he twisted open the sugar jar, scraped some granules off the bottom, and shook a smattering of flakes into his cup. He peered into the jar, trying to loosen the remaining crust.
“Why don’t you invest in some more sugar, Top, and a little cream? You can’t keep drinking this stuff straight. Too toxic. Rot your gut.”
The First Sergeant stood behind his desk, his fingertips resting lightly on the immaculately white blotter, glaring at Ernie. He wasn’t a tall man but he was husky and if it wasn’t for a potbelly that was just beginning to grow, he would’ve appeared muscular. Closely cropped streaks of white hair bookended the sides of his gray crew cut.
Blood rose through his thick neck and settled in slack jowls.
“Bascom,” he said, “are you through dicking around with that coffee?”
“Just about.”
Ernie clinked his spoon inside the metal cup, slurped on the hot java, and topped it off with just a dash more coffee. Like a potentate about to attend a ceremony, he paraded over to his chair, set his cup down on the cigarette-scarred table, and took his seat.
The First Sergeant leaned over his desk and looked at us both. His voice came out low and menacing.
“Where were you two last night when you were supposed to be on call?”
Ernie sipped on his coffee. I usually let him handle the First Sergeant. He had a knack for it.
“Eating chow,” he said.
“At eleven-thirty at night?”
“Sort of a Continental thing with us. We like to eat late.”
The First Sergeant looked at me. I didn’t move.
“You were out boozing it up,” he said, “and running the ville. And when I tried to get in touch with you, you were nowhere to be found.”
“We left a number,” Ernie said.
The crisp blotter crinkled under the First Sergeant’s fingers. “A number where nobody speaks English!”
“Mama-san was out,” Ernie said. “Her daughter’s a sharp cookie, though.”
“But she doesn’t speak English!”
Ernie’s eyes widened. “Of course not, Top. She’s Korean.”
“I know that, goddamn it, but when I have to make a call to get ahold of you guys and when I finally get through, I expect to be able to speak something other than that kimchi-eating gibberish.”
“When in Rome,” Ernie said, “and all that shit.”
The First Sergeant took a deep breath. He seemed to be mulling over something, some course of action. He leaned forward.
“All right, you two. From here on out, whenever you’re on call I expect you to be in the barracks. Not out in the ville, not in some soju house drinking rice wine, but in the barracks. And you’ll check in with the Charge of Quarters every hour unless you’re actually in your goddamned room asleep. You got that?”
Ernie sipped on his coffee, looked at the First Sergeant, and nodded.
“No sweat, Top.”
The First Sergeant looked at me. I nodded.
He’d forget about this latest decree in a month or two and besides, we were only on call every sixth day and we could pay the CQ to call us at the Nurse’s hooch if we had to. Not a problem.
“All right,” the First Sergeant said. “Now that we have that out of the way. What’d you find out on this Whit-comb case?”
Ernie didn’t move, but something in his manner made it obvious that he was through talking. The technical side of things was my responsibility. Ernie was strictly a people person.
“What we found out was in my report,” I said.
The First Sergeant stared, waiting. I continued.
“This guy, Lance Corporal Cecil Whitcomb, a member of the British contingent of the United Nations Honor Guard, was stabbed to death in the Namdaemun district of Seoul at some time between ten and eleven o’clock last night.”
“How did they fix the time of death?”
“The testimony of local residents. There was quite a bit of traffic prior to ten but nobody saw anything. The body was discovered just after eleven.”
“How can a GI be knifed to death in downtown Seoul and nobody see it?”
“It’s on the outskirts of downtown, in a residential area, in one of those little catacomblike alleys leading up a hill toward a run-down yoguan.”
“A what?”
“An inn. A Korean inn.”
It was hard to believe how little Korean the First Sergeant had learned in the almost two years he’d been here. But he was like most GI’s. He didn’t want to learn.
“Late at night,” I said, “a place like that can be pretty isolated. The windows in the buildings around it are mostly boarded up, not used much. Some are warehouses. Others are kept shut during the winter to keep out the cold and to keep out burglars.”
The First Sergeant shuffled some papers.
“The Namdaemun Precinct has jurisdiction?”
“Yeah. A Lieutenant Pak will be conducting their side of the investigation. We met him last night.”
“What’d he ask you to do?”
“Get information from Whitcomb’s unit. Interview his friends. Things like that.”
The First Sergeant nodded. “I want those reports sent to him right away. Don’t get on your high horse and try to do the translation on your own, Sueno. Have the KNP Liaison Officer take care of it.”
“Lieutenant Pak’s English is pretty good.”
“Good. If we don’t have to translate them at all, so much the better. The first thing 1 want is interviews with everybody in the British Honor Guard. ASAP. Don’t concentrate on just his friends. Everybody. I also want interviews with anyone he might’ve known outside of the British contingent. And I want copies of his personnel records. If they give you a hassle, have them call me. I want this done now. Any questions?”
Neither Ernie nor I said anything. It was a lot of work but more importantly it was also stupid. Churning out a ton of paperwork looked good when you sent it up the Chain of Command-they’d be impressed with how much you’d done-but it was more important to get to the heart of the matter. I couldn’t be sure yet where the heart of the matter resided but if I had to bet I’d say it resided with Miss Ku. First, I had to make sure she was still alive. But Ernie and I both knew better than to argue with the First Shirt. That would just set him off. Better to say yes and then do what you want.
The First Sergeant lowered his voice. Confidential now. Buddy to buddy.
“I don’t have to tell you this, you guys. You’ve already guessed that the head shed is about to shit a brick over this. While they’re here in the UN Honor Guard, those British soldiers are under our protection. But that’s an agreement that can be changed. The British Ambassador has already been on the line to the CG. If we don’t catch the killer, and pronto, they might pull their troops out of the joint command.”
He let that sit for a while, waiting for us to be suitably impressed.
“Politics back home,” he said. “One of their own killed over here and they have to rely on us to investigate.”
“Tough for the country that gave us Sherlock Holmes,” Ernie said.
The First Sergeant studied him, searching for a sign of mockery. He found none. Not in his face, anyway. Mockery was sort of a way of life for Ernie.
“Yeah,” the First Sergeant said. “And tough for us too. When the Embassy is interested, you can expect the White House to be interested, and everyone up the Chain of Command is going to be watching us. The Provost Marshal plans to brief the CG on our progress this morning. You two guys are going to be under a lot of pressure, but I’ll be here to back you up a hundred and ten percent.”
I almost burst out laughing. Ernie’s eyes glazed over. The First Sergeant looked at both of us and what he saw gradually made him angry.
“Maybe you don’t want my cooperation? That’s okay too. Either way we’ll get the job done. I’ll pull you two off the case if I have to.”
A snort of air burst through Ernie’s nose.
“Not on a case like this, you won’t.” Ernie put his coffee cup down and leaned forward. “This happened downtown, amongst Koreans, and George is the only CID agent who speaks the language. Besides, we’re the best investigators in-country and you know it.”