McVie stood by the door looking as if he’d walked in with no trousers on. Paddy stood up and called him over. The wit shouted “Poof” at her as well and got a round of applause from the table even though the comment was neither apposite nor particularly insulting.
“You lot are wanted back at the office,” she said quietly and, she thought, with great dignity. “Someone somewhere’s just taken their underpants off.”
The Mail boys erupted into forced laughter and bread throwing at the Standard table. The romantic couple broke off looking at each other, glancing around, realizing suddenly that they were not on a pleasure cruise but on a pirate ship. The waitress stood at the side of the room, nervously chewing the cuff of her shirtsleeve.
McVie sloped across the room to Paddy. He kissed her hand in a way that made the meet look staged, which it was.
“That’ll do,” she muttered. “Sit down, for fucksake.”
He dropped his shoulders and his perfectly tailored suit jacket slid down his arms and into his hands. He draped it carefully over the back of the chair, flashing the electric blue silk lining as he whispered, “Can I go home now?”
“Probably. Thanks for this.”
He settled in the seat in front of her. Meeting the editor of a rival paper would suggest to anyone who heard about it that Paddy was about to be poached to do a column for them. Having dinner with him would suggest he was offering more money than the Daily News. The News editor, Bunty, had only been in the job for a year but his sales were steadily falling. He wasn’t giving anyone a raise but might if he thought his beloved Misty was about to move.
“You’re paying though, right?” he said.
McVie was as rich as God now, could have paid the bill for everyone in the place and not even noticed the dent in his bank account, but he had to pretend he was getting something out of the meeting. Otherwise he’d just be doing Paddy a favor and that was tantamount to an admission of friendship. “Where’s that wee bastard of yours tonight, then?”
“Off with his dad.”
“Talentless prick. That show of his is an affront to humanity.”
The waitress skipped over to them but her smile died when she saw McVie’s face. “Get me a big gin ’n’ tonic. Just tickle it with the tonic.” He jabbed her in the stomach with the menu. “Haggis and neeps and hurry up.”
He glared at Paddy, prompting her to order. She chose the ham hock in sherry sauce and the waitress withdrew, glad to get away.
Paddy tutted at him. “You’re laying it on a bit thick, aren’t ye?”
“Am I?” He took out his cigarettes and lit one, flicking the packet across the table at her as an offering. It always took McVie a while to calm down after he left his work. He wasn’t a natural leader, was a loner by inclination, but maintained control of his staff with displays of temper a two-year-old would have thought vulgar. He tried to give her a friendly smile. “Better?”
“No. Ye look as if a rival just had an anal prolapse.”
He sucked a hiss between his front teeth, as close to a genuine laugh as he did these days. McVie had a better side: away from work he was a very slightly different man. He gave Pete age-inappropriate presents, but presents nonetheless. He loaned Paddy his cottage on Skye for a holiday after Pete got out of hospital because he was still on oxygen and they couldn’t go far. It was full of dodgy wiring and gay pornography.
“Come on,” said Paddy, “I’ve had a bit of a grim weekend. I could do without this.”
“Terry?”
She nodded. “Terry.”
“Sad,” he said and meant it.
Paddy frowned at her plate. “Yeah. Sad.”
In a little cheering display of bonhomie, McVie shook his napkin jauntily at his side, pulled it across his lap, took the end of his cream silk tie, tucked it loosely into his shirt pocket, and touched the cutlery on his place setting with his fingertips, a concert pianist greeting the keys. He sighed and looked up at her.
“God, I’m hungry.”
“You sent a child to my door last night,” she said.
“That young man said you’re a bitch.”
“Did he?”
“Yes.”
“He grilled me pretty hard.”
McVie hissed at his place mat. “What can I say? When the boy gets the scent there’s no stopping him.”
The Mail journalists shouted at the waitress for more wine. One of them was humming, drumming his fingers on the table edge, trying to remember a song from his youth. They were on the jagged verge of singing.
“Tell me about Terry,” said McVie.
“God. It was awful. I had to go and look at the body, say it was him for sure. He was shot in the fucking head. His face was all over the place.”
The waitress brought his gin and tonic over and he took it from her hand, acknowledging her only by waving his free hand to dismiss her. She hesitated in surprise and Paddy smiled a weak apology. She backed off.
McVie sipped his drink. “He was working for me, freelance.”
“Who? Terry?”
“Yeah, on nothing stories, local bullshit. Waiting for a war commission from London. We’ll organize the memorial service. Will you speak?”
“God, no.” She couldn’t speak about him. Everyone there would know she’d chucked him. “The police said it was the Provos.”
McVie sipped. “My source in the police said it wasn’t.”
“Bit of a coincidence though, his body being found out on the Stranraer road.”
“Why’s that significant?”
“The ferry for Belfast leaves from Stranraer. Anyone who travels to Ireland regularly would be familiar with it, know the cutoffs, where’s busy, where’s quiet. It suggests it was an Irishman who killed him.”
“Well, I heard it was a mugging or something.”
“A robbery?”
“Aye.”
“Was he missing anything?”
“They never found his clothes and his wallet.”
She looked at him. “Bit elaborate for a mugging, isn’t it? The guy could afford a gun and a car; he’s hardly going to kill someone for their trousers.”
She knew that McVie was just playing her for clues: the other newspapers would want the Daily News to be wrong about the Provos because they had blown the other papers off the stands.
“Your contact wouldn’t happen to be Knox, would it?” she asked McVie.
“Christ, don’t start that shit again.”
“He is bent.”
“I don’t give a fuck. No one gives a fuck except you and him.” He stubbed out his half-smoked cigarette messily, chasing the scarlet tip around the ashtray. “Terry was involved in a lot of things. When he started out he didn’t mind the danger, but I think he got to like it.”
“I suppose. Who wants to be a war reporter?”
“Yeah, exactly. Ambitious young men who don’t know any better and old men with a death wish.”
The Mail journalist had remembered his song and was giving it his all. His head was tipped back, eyes shut tight as he murdered Neil Young’s “Heart of Gold.” It probably sounded better in his head.
“Right, Meehan, come on: Callum Ogilvy. When’s he getting out?”
“No one knows, do they?”
He was looking at her, a smile somewhere in his eyes. “You do,” he said quietly.
“No, I don’t.”
The waitress brought them some bread and individually wrapped butter portions, fresh from the freezer.
“But you do.”
“George, I don’t know when he’s getting out, I promise.”
“Swear on the life of your child.”
She grinned at him. He knew she was lying, everyone knew she was lying about Callum Ogilvy, but McVie could read her better than most.