They were then joined by the gentlemen. Freddy and Tristram bore down on Rose and began to pay her extravagant compliments until she felt she couldn’t bear their company any longer. She excused herself and went to her hostess and pleaded she had a headache. The marchioness summoned Daisy, and, followed by her maid, Rose escaped.
Once in her room, she confided in Daisy. “I had to get away. There were two young men praising my appearance in a very warm way which I felt was not at all the thing.”
“Who were they?” asked Daisy, taking the bone pins out of Rose’s hair.
“Freddy Pomfret and Tristram Baker-Willis.”
“What do they look like?”
“In a way, almost alike. They both have short dark hair smeared down with grease and very white faces and rather thick white lips. Both very slim. Freddy has a small moustache and Tristram is clean-shaven. It’s all right, Daisy, you can go to bed. If you just help me out of my gown and unfasten my stays, I can do the rest.”
Daisy lifted the gown over Rose’s head and then untied the ribbons of the corselet.
“I really do feel a fish out of water,” mourned Rose as Daisy stooped and undipped the long suspenders. “But there’s something odd about this house party. Or maybe it is just me and there’s nothing odd at all.”
“Never mind, my lady. It’s the first day. Would you like me to fetch you a cup of Bournville cocoa?”
“That would be very welcome. Press the bell.”
“It’s all right, my lady. I’ll go to the kitchens myself. Got to find my way around.”
Daisy left and went down the stairs. Once in the hall, she could hear one of the ladies singing in a high reedy voice while someone accompanied her on the piano.
She went straight to the dark recesseses at the back of the hall and pushed open a green baize door.
Down the winding stone staircase and into the vast kitchen, where plates of sandwiches were being piled up. “Not more food, surely,” said Daisy. The butler looked across at her in surprise. “Our guests always have sandwiches before they go to bed.”
“I came to get a cup of cocoa for my lady,” said Daisy.
“I’ll fix it for you,” grumbled the cook.
“Just give me the tin and show me where the milk is and I’ll do it myself,” said Daisy.
The butler, Curzon, had heavy eyebrows and they nearly disappeared under his hairline. “You are lady’s maid to Lady Rose Summer, are you not?”
“Yes.”
“And you are?”
“Daisy Levine.”
“Levine, I suggest in future you remember your place. You should have rung the bell.”
“Now I’m here, I may as well get it,” said Daisy pertly.
“Oh, let her get it,” snapped the cook. “We’re all exhausted.”
She took down a tin of Bournville cocoa and placed it with a jug of milk on the table, along with a small pan.
“Ta,” said Daisy.
Curzon headed off out of the kitchen, followed by three footmen carrying trays of drinks and sandwiches.
“You got on the wrong side of him,” said the cook.
“Don’t care. Don’t live here, thank God,” said Daisy. “You’d think they’d have built a modern house instead of this castle.”
“It’s not bad. There’s a lot of help and the stove’s gas. The last place I worked they hadn’t changed anything in the kitchen since the eighteenth century. And gaslight everywhere here. No need for oil lamps.”
“Some houses in London have electricity,” said Daisy.
“I’m Mrs. Mason,” volunteered the cook. “Your young lady got herself a bit of a reputation.”
“Wasn’t her fault,” said Daisy.
“Lady Rose should be careful. Some of these young men like to roam the corridors when they’ve had too much to drink.”
Daisy carefully measured cocoa into a cup, lifted the pan from the stove, and carefully filled a cup.
“Thanks,” said Daisy, heading for the door.
“Ring the bell next time,” said Mrs. Mason. “Old Curzon is a stickler for etiquette.”
Daisy made her way rapidly back up to the tower. But when she entered Rose’s room, it was to find her mistress was fast asleep. Daisy turned off the gaslight and sat down in a corner and sipped the cocoa.
It would be the way of the world, she thought, if Rose were regarded as some sort of fallen woman. Men never got the blame. She finished the cocoa and went out again and listened. The guests were beginning to retire for the night. Daisy sat and waited and waited. It might be as well to take precautions.
♦
“Jolly useful having cards on the doors,” whispered Freddy to Tristram an hour later. The bed candle he was holding dripped hot wax on his hand and he swore. All the gaslight had been turned off for the night.
“I say,” said Tristram, staggering and holding on to the wall for support, “we won’t go too far, will we?”
“Bit of a kiss and a cuddle. Say she asked us to call. With her reputation, who’s going to believe her?” Freddy giggled and hiccupped. “Hold the candle up so as I can read the card on the door. I thought this was her room.”
“No, it’s that old fright, Mrs. Jerry Trumpington. Try the one below.”
They staggered together back down the staircase. “Here, let’s try this door,” said Freddy. “Ah, got it. Here we go.”
He opened the door gently and they both approached the bed on which a silent figure lay asleep.
Freddy lay down on one side of the figure and Tristram on the other.
“Now,” whispered Freddy. He grabbed the sleeping figure.
Which shot up and screamed and screamed. A shaft of moonlight fell on the terrified features of Mrs. Jerry Trumpington.
“Sorry,” babbled Freddy. “Thought it was my room.”
Mrs. Trumpington’s lady’s maid rushed in and began to scream as well. Sir Gerald Burke appeared in the doorway. Freddy and Tristram tried to get past him but he blocked the way. More guests began to appear carrying bed candles.
Daisy joined the crowd. When all attention was focused on the guilty pair, she slid Rose’s card neatly out of the holder and put back Mrs. Trumpington’s card.
“What is going on here?” demanded the Lord Hedley.
“Frightfully sorry, wrong room,” pleaded Freddy.
But Mrs. Trumpington had recovered from her fright. As her maid lit the gaslight, a distinctly salacious look began to appear in her small eyes.
“Two of you got into my bed. Why was that?”
“Too much to drink,” said Tristram desperately.
“Oh, you naughty, naughty boys,” said Mrs. Trumpington.
“What’s the matter?” Mr. Trumpington, a small man with a beaten air, shuffled to the front of the crowd wrapped in a violently coloured silk dressing-gown.
Mrs. Trumpington laughed. “I do believe these wicked, wicked boys were trying to seduce me.”
“Can’t be true,” said her husband. “I mean, why?”
“Downstairs, you two,” said the marquess to Freddy and Tristram. “The rest of you go to bed.”
Daisy slipped quietly back up to Rose’s room. Rose was fast asleep. She had not awakened during the whole commotion.
♦
Rose entered the breakfast room the following morning still blissfully unaware of the happenings of the night before. One long sideboard was laden with a row of silver dishes kept hot by spirit lamps. There was a choice of poached or scrambled eggs, bacon, ham, sausages, devilled kidneys, haddock and kedgeree. An even larger sideboard offered pressed beef, ham, tongue, galantines, cold roast pheasant, grouse, partridge and ptarmigan. A side table was heaped with fruit:melons, peaches, nectarines and raspberries. And in case anyone should prove to be still hungry – scones and toast and marmalade and honey and specially imported jams.