Well spun. Though Lafayette had a good mind, Arthur felt he put it to suspect use. He was a darling of the conservative think tanks for his attacks on “the fuzzy-brained liberalism” that in his view had too long prevailed as the Canadian ethic. “Make the Right choice” had been his slogan at the leadership convention.
Margaret stood again for her supplementary question. “Does the minister deny that the prospect of a multi-billion-dollar concession to an Alberta oil company is the real reason for this big-hearted showering of affection?”
Lafayette spoke sharply. “The answer is no, and I would advise the honourable member that such rhetoric may compromise delicate foreign negotiations.” Boos from the Opposition. Applause from the other side, shouts, catcalls, heckling — a rowdiness that seemed more befitting of a high school mock parliament.
Arthur sat through Routine Proceedings awhile, but when Margaret left the chamber he made his way out too, down to the foyer. She was already behind a screen of microphones, a couple of Opposition critics looking on, glum, jilted at the dance.
“What do you know about this oil deal, Ms. Blake?”
“That’s a question you should ask M. Lafayette. Ask him if he’s going to open the books on this deal. Let’s find out just how far into bed they’ve crawled with Alta International.”
She went on like that, tying the Conservatives to Alberta oil, expanding her thesis, accusing them of encouraging a fossil fuel economy while most of the modern world was turning green. “Oil slicks,” she called Finnerty and his cronies.
She ducked away, took Arthur’s arm. “Let’s grab a sandwich.”
As usual, grabbing a sandwich meant returning to her office, where there was usually a platter of them. Somehow she’d wangled a thousand square feet in the Confederation Building, not quite on the Hill, but in the Precinct, on the river side of Wellington. Most rookie backbenchers were barracked in commercial spaces across the street, but Margaret, as parliamentary leader of an emerging party, had won her case for special treatment.
Stepping out into the grounds, she closed her eyes and raised her face to the warm afternoon sun. “Grade me.”
“Eight and a half in the scrum and a full ten in the chamber.”
“I got Lafayette going. Did you see his face turn red?”
“I was too busy admiring you.”
The compliment went nowhere. She was still in Bhashyistan. “This thing really stinks. We have to move fast before the Libs steal it — they’re desperate for an issue. We’re getting some quiet help from the Bloc.”
“Julien Chambleau. The word is all around the Hill.”
“Really? Well, he’s an activist, a brother. Sierra Club, Rainforest Coalition.”
“Attractive young man, looks quite bright. But a separatist. Makes for odd bedfellows.” An unfortunate expression, and he made it worse by trying to recover. “Not in the literal sense of course.”
“His bedfellow is a guy.” She gave him a hard look, accusatory, making him feel like a closet bigot. “Separatist or not, we have common ground.”
The blocky Confederation Building loomed, another neo-Gothic structure whose spires and fortresslike walls spoke of God and the British Empire. Beyond was the brooding, portentous Supreme Court of Canada, an art deco monster glowering over the Ottawa River.
“Standing Committee on Global Warming Initiatives tonight. I have to be there.” Apologetic. “We’ll go somewhere for dinner first.”
Another late night alone.
Unlike the official parties, the Greens had limited funds and minimal full-time staff. But they didn’t lack for young, clever volunteers, and today, as usual, the outer offices were abuzz, bodies in motion, loud chatter, phones ringing, printers humming, a radio on, C-SPAN, piles of newspapers and magazines, the walls swathed in charts and maps.
All hail the queen as Margaret swept into their midst. Applause for her jabs at Lafayette — they’d seen it on the internal TV feed from the Commons. “Okay, folks,” she said, “I think this thing has legs.” A young woman hiked up her skirt and got laughs.
Arthur was feeling, as he often did these days, like a useless artefact, a rickety piece of furniture. The youthful energy in this room rattled him. The cheery, bright-eyed idealism. Here was Margaret peaking in early middle age, leaving him in her dust. Arthur had peaked decades ago, had felt in steady decline ever since. Eheu fugaces labuntur anni. Alas, sighed Horace, the fleeting years slip by.
There was no role for him here, that was the trouble. Maybe he should rethink his proclaimed intention to retire, and do what he did best. A good old-fashioned murder case. He wasn’t vying with Margaret for notice, not at all, it was his situation he found demeaning, the male escort, attendant to the star, a ceremonial figure. In a major role reversal he had become the little woman.
“We’ve got a jump on everyone, we’re the unofficial opposition on this one. Let’s get everything we can on Alta International. Who’s doing freedom of information?”
A hand rose from behind a laptop computer. “I’m on it.”
“Alta beat out the competition with the bigger bribe,” Margaret said. “That’s why we’re grovelling to a despot. Anything more on Bhashyistan?”
The slight, nubile lass who’d shown off her legs handed Margaret a binder. Pierette Litvak, her parliamentary assistant. A sharp-witted wag, but serious now. “Unemployment sixty per cent. Soviet-style bureaucracy, shitloads of red tape. Active underground economy. Transparency International has them fighting for top spot on the corruption scale. North Korea is the only country lower on the press freedom index, but on overall individual liberty rankings, the Bhashies are at the bottom, one point eight out of a hundred.”
Arthur worked his way listlessly through a multigrain tomato-and-lettuce sandwich, feeling as square and dumb as a block of cement as Pierette recited this off the top of her head. She was young enough to be his granddaughter. Hers was the vigorous new generation, humankind’s last chance. His was the dying one that had buggered everything up.
“Population seven million. The capital and largest city is Igorgrad. Three-quarters Muslim, but Mohammed plays second fiddle to Igor Muckhali Ivanovich, Mad Igor, who has named himself National Prophet and renamed the days of the week after himself and various favoured relatives, the months after dead sultans. His face is everywhere, billboards, statues, currency. Total cult of personality.”
Mad Igor had assumed the reins fifteen years ago after his father, the former ex-president for life, Boris Mukhamed Ivanovich, was fatally shot in Vancouver. A long-range rifle was found and a partisan of the Bhashyistani Democratic Revolutionary Front was arrested trying to slip across the U.S. border with a false passport. This much and more Arthur knew, for the winning defence counsel was his friend of many years, the scapegrace Brian Pomeroy. Who, if reports were to be believed, had got off booze and drugs and gone native in the Arctic.
Margaret went to her inner office to field some media calls. The others turned to the task of organizing a protest. “Let’s do something cool. Street theatre.”
Arthur headed for the door, leaving word that he’d be enjoying the sun. He wandered to the riverbank, stared morosely at the currents boiling from the Chaudiere rapids. As if pulled by some Circean magnet, he found himself passing between the statues of Truth and Justice that guarded the steps of the Supreme Court building.
He stood for a while on the glistening Italian marble of the Grand Entrance Hall, a fine example of fascist interior design with its flags, heads on pedestals, doors panelled with threatened species of hardwoods.
Then he was in the chamber of the court itself, empty now but for the usher and a lawyer packing up his briefs. He smiled at a memory of ill-tempered Justice Robichaud getting so balled up he stomped from court. That duel with Liebowitz, C.J., on the Charter of Rights, that was a high point. Fuelled by a four-martini lunch at the Rideau Club, he’d won him over, the swing vote, five to four.