No longer would he have to endure this thin-walled sound box, whose lessor was soon to resume his Ottawa professorship. No more Handel, no more theatrics, no more weekend revels detonating through walls and floors. Almost all his belongings were now bagged and boxed, and what wasn’t ready for storage would travel with him. Westward ho!
The four days since his return from Europe had been hectic: wearying sessions with police, politicians, and press, the constant nagging of the phone. Among the worst perpetrators: the deadline-bedevilled chronicler, Wentworth Chance — whose title for the final chapter, “A Balkan Odyssey,” hinted of ponderous prose throughout.
Newspapers had devoted vast columns of ink to Abzal’s rescue and his secret journey to his homeland, ultimately dwarfing the sadder story of DiPalma’s travails and death. Arthur had largely abided by RCMP pleas to withhold details so as not to compromise the case against the renegade CSIS agents, but he’d balked at keeping back the DiPalma tape. I’ll swear on a stack of Bibles about how CSIS’s top spy tried to engineer a vicious slander campaign.
The media trumpeted the tape as confirmation that Crumwell and Thiessen were co-sponsors of l’affaire Chateau Laurier — a journalist had already traced the hotel’s billing charges to an unspecified government account. CSIS issued its standard vague disclaimer: “The Service does not comment on investigations it may or may not be pursuing.”
Nor had it commented on DiPalma’s death, though it was the subject of massive speculation. His demise was still heavy on Arthur’s mind, his shrouded figure shuffling energetically through his dreams.
“The play’s the thing!” A bellow from the hallway, as the theatre major unlocked his door. He sounded in fine fettle, well recovered from the critical flop of “Marital Bonds.” Inhuman screeches sounded from the rock fan’s flat below, a skirl of amplified guitar, the thump-thump of bass. A woman’s shout: “Turn that damn thing down!” How pleasant it was to be facing imminent eviction.
It was Thursday, and tonight he would lay over in his Vancouver club before taking a weekend of recuperation on Garibaldi Island, a respite too brief. Then he would join Margaret on her crosscountry campaign train. Manitoba maybe, Northern Ontario.
Margaret must regain her voice for that. She’d been hoarse on the line that morning, but cheery: the Greens, at fourteen, were a point behind the Tories. But the Liberals were poised to sweep, riding a tidal wave of disgust at a government perceived as in effective in crisis and with its foreign intelligence service in disarray.
It was hard not to feel sympathy for Clara Gracey. Her strategy of caution, however wise, had not won plaudits. Nihil est incertius vulgo. Nothing is more uncertain than the favour of the crowd, snorted that wily counsel Cicero. A leader more foolhardy than Gracey might have led Canada into a disaster, but she’d had the wisdom to back off. Arthur honoured her for her restraint.
Prime-Minister-in-Waiting McRory had already announced that the Bhashyistan imbroglio would go to royal commission — a banquet of delights for participating barristers: treachery, bribery, kidnapping, assassination, the death of a spy, and now a growing rebellion in Bhashyistan. A spectacular opportunity for the lucky man or woman who’d be working Abzal’s corner — whoever that might be. And it wouldn’t be Arthur Ramsgate Beauchamp, Q.C. But how to explain this to Abzal? He could imagine his look of astonishment and betrayal at being forsaken for goats, garlic, and prize pumpkins.
Unless … a glimmer of hope. If Brian Pomeroy were suddenly to appear out of the cold Arctic blue, showing himself reasonably sane, the client would be more than mollified. Arthur must get back on Pomeroy’s trail.
He strapped his suitcases shut, paused to review his packing list: books, CDs, a hand-sewn quilt from Ohrid, Margaret’s Christmas gift. He was pestered by the thought he’d forgotten to do some tedious task, something routine but which he couldn’t identify. Never mind — he phoned for a taxi.
As he manoeuvred his three bags past apartment 1 °C, he heard a favourite line: “‘Let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp.’” Hamlet! The neighbourhood thespian had raised the level of his art.
“‘And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee!’” Arthur shouted back as he headed to the elevator.
The Mishin Statement
A Blog by Vlad Mishin — Version: English
Dateline: Thursday, January 6. Somewhere Inside Bhashyistan
Welcome to the only unfiltered, uncensored reportage of events that are electrifying the world, as this veteran war correspondent is still the sole representative of the free press to have attained entry into this isolated, troubled land.
Our dramatic story continues again in Bhashyistan’s cold northern barrens, a war zone unlike any other I have covered in my twenty years as international journalist. A war zone in which a small force of rebels marches resolutely forward, and a vast army flees like stampeding caribou.
As those who have followed my articles in Izvestia [see sponsored links] know, I am imbedded, along with camera and technical assistants, in the newly created First Battalion of the Bhashyistan Democratic Revolutionary Front. This fighting force has grown to nearly 700 men and women, spectacularly led by a former Bhashyistan soldier who has returned to his beloved homeland after years of exile in Quebec and Canada: Abzal Erzhan, [click to enlarge] whom I am proud to call a friend, having bonded with him during our night flight to Omsk in Izvestia’s executive jet. [click on Farewell to Macedonia]
As you may know from my posting three days ago [click here], the BDRF were guardian angels to three Canadian women with Russian roots whom they smuggled to freedom, protecting them as fiercely as if they’d been their sisters. Now these brave women are happily winging their way to Moscow for a special welcome by President Bulov before flying home first class to their loved ones, courtesy of the Russian government. (And hello to you beautiful women, Jill and Maxine and Ivy, and to Dr. Hank whose words of thanks still ring joyfully in my ears. Happy reunion!)
Soon they will be joined by other homecoming Canadians, not so heroic in my humble opinion. Here is where we pick up the story from Tuesday when I crossed into Bhashyistan.
Friendly arms pulled me onto a military lorry that the insurgents had seized from fleeing government soldiers, and in no time we were on the outskirts of Ozbeg, a small but important administrative centre. [Search “oil fields,” click on Ozbeg] I was nervous, it cannot be denied, because I expected artillery fire from the garrison protecting the town.
But advance scouts soon returned to say that the official army had deserted. Even so, Abzal Erzhan was cautious as he led us toward the city square. Then suddenly hundreds of happy men, women, and children poured from their homes and boarded-up shops with great cheers of Abzal! Abzal! coming from every street.
Your correspondent got many hugs too because Russians are seen as sympathetic to their struggle for freedom — though like good international citizens we respect our neighbours’ borders. I was swept up by the cheering crowd as they led Abzal to the city jail, which had been left unguarded except for one old man. A poignant moment occurred then, because after he surrendered the keys to the cells he went to his knees sobbing not to be executed.
Of course he will not be! Abzal assured him he is a man of compassion. His army is an army of compassion.
Keys rattled and doors clanged, and I hurried forward to join Abzal so I could capture faces of the five Canadians languishing in the cells. When they saw the guns they were petrified at first [click here], but as the dawn rose for them, that gave way to this:
“Gentlemen, you are free to return home,” said Abzal, in English as impeccable as my own. It gave me ironic pleasure to see these high-rolling North Americans, who had tried to bribe their way into the oil fields [go to www.izvestia.com, search “Revenge of Revered Mother”] supplicating themselves before this self-effacing saviour who refuses to be known as anything but a simple soldier, teacher, and patriot. More Ghandi than Genghis Khan.